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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
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| Dylan Shumaker | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, mentally impared everyone else. |
| Top 25? | Far from it. |
| Mode | Single player |
| An Hero? | Incarcerated |
| Motive: | Pedophilia |
Dylan "Black Hole" Shumaker is a white trash, autistic, psychotic pedofuck who thought his whiteness would help him get away with murdering his girlfriend's 23-month-old son. Now he's in prison getting his ass torn apart by the inmate known as (in popular culture), Fleece "The Booty Warrior" Johnson. Parents: he's a great babysitter. Trust me, I know...
The Story
Last Thursday, The child's mom decided to go out partying and left her son with Dylan, her boyfriend. When she got home, she saw her son on the doorstep with red stuff smeared all over him as well as "Mommy's little doorstep" written on his right leg. Much to Ashlee's horror, she screamed her ass off and ran into the house only to see her boyfriend running around the house naked while breaking shit and sticking the TV remote up his big gapping hole (which would eventually be used as Bubba's ass to fuck off for the next 15 years). She knew he became Batshit Insane and called a Party Van on his ass so they could beat the hell out of him with nightsticks & tasers until he became a living, immobile sex doll.
Seriously, FUCK THIS SICK BASTARD!!!
In Court
—Dylan's futile attempt to break out of jail. | ||
Before Dylan was taken into the courtroom, he planed out a stage act for the verdict in an attempt to get away with murdering poor little Austin Smith, the child victim who was beaten to death with a brick because he wouldn't stop crying. After the judge discovered this, he decided to use it against Dylan to rip his ass apart even more than his (soon-to-be) prison mates ever could. Dylan decided to cry alligator tears in a pathetic attempt to gain sympathy from the verdict, but since they knew he was a fucking autistic psychopath who needed to be locked away for all eternity, they game him THIS instead.
The Verdict...
Prison Life
Dylan was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Now he's being used as the mooching butt toy for the big black inmates in hell's prison, since his previous inmates raped him so hard that he died from the copious amounts of assrape that was put into him. He never made it through the 15 years he was sentenced to.
—Bubba, Dylan's inmate. | ||
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 1/20 Everyone else involved became scarred for life |
| Accuracy: | 1% He bricked the poor kid in the face |
| Style: | 1/20 BABYKILLER!!! |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Don't ever be a babysitter |
| Bonus: | 0/20 The prize: A great big ass raping by Bubba! |
| Total score: 1/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
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Mall Cop
See Also
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
Dylan Schumaker is part of a series on 
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