Alexandre Bissonnette

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This person is a fierce alcoholic You can help by sending them pamphlets and donating your liver.

	“	To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada	„
	— Justin Trudeau

Alexandre Bissonnette
Born	December 1, 1989 (34 years old)
Nationality:	Canuck
Occupation	Chess grandmaster
Highscore	Killed 6, injured 19
Style	FPS, Single player
Top 50?	Lol no
An Hero?	No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh."

Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named Alexandre Bissonnette (alias: Heinrich Potter) entered the Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City, performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the sandniggers. Since he killed his enemies, they won.

The shooting

At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing.
Alex shouted his best

	“	Allahu akbar	„

	“	They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head	„
	—Witness to the religion of peace

Members Of The Mosque

• Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco.

	“	Security status : The UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office advise citizens in Egypt to Exercise a High Degree of Caution. Holidaymakers travelling to the Red Sea coastal resorts of Sharm El Sheikh are advised to avoid travelling outside of these resorts.	„
	— Great thinking

Pig's Head

What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide

Some time during 2015 a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".

Looks absolutely delicious.

Daily Beast Reporting

If you needed even more reason to disregard Daily Beast as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the fakest of fake twitter accounts, and actually believed that Davis Aurini and Matt Forney were behind the shooting.

Seems legit.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 (19 injured)
Accuracy:	5/20 20% killrate, horrible
Style:	5/20 Canadian rip-off
Butthurt:	17/20 Canada levels of butthurt
Bonus:	20/20 Less Muslims on Earth
Total Score: 53/100 (F-)

BUILD THAT WALL (to the north)!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

See Also

• Canada
• Justin Trudeau
• French

External Links

• Archive of his Facebook photos
• Archive of his Tumblr
• Heavy.com
• CBC Canada

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