Logo Kids
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Logo Kids (often referred to as Logo Spergs, Logotards, Logofags, or the more politically correct, non-insensitive name Logo Editors) are just another example of why spastic children shouldn't be using the internets. Typically underage and/or autistic, with many being beaners, they have an unhealthy obsession (and in some cases, fetish) over TV/Movie logos for reasons we can only describe as sexual peepee stimulation at the sight of a closing logo, and are typically found on YouTube spreading the vile cancerous tumor that is logospergery by uploading hundreds of crappy opening/closing logo "edits", "baby show" outros, and shitty logo-induced rants on people they don't like. When they're not doing that, they're either engaging in keyboard war with a rivaling Logofag faction on Jewtube or pretty much any social media site that doesn't have a mental age policy, or making butthurt grounded videos out of them using GoAnimate/Vyond or Plotagon, making sure to add the logo they're fetishizing over to certify their batshittery.
Many of them can very easily be pissed off. However, there are some who will either cockblock you the second you share with them your honest critique, not understand what you're saying and just respond with something that can only be comprehended by other like-minded Logotards, or try to mask their insecurity by "respecting your opinion". Either way, if you come across a logofag, you've come across potential lolcow material and should get to work immediately at milking the fuck out of them until they an hero themselves.
Types of Logofags
Naturally, there are various types of logofags/logofag occupations that persist in this whole shitlike of a "community". Keep in mind that some logofags can also be more than one of these if they try.
- Logo Editors - The most common type of logofag. Waste their lives constantly editing their favorite logos with VFX spam 24/7 (even if the source isn't a logo, it's still considered a logo edit due to the effects used) and dumping them onto their YT to get millions of views on some occasions. More on the practice later in this article. Being the greatest part of the Logospergdom, it is also vastly diverse, but it can be thought of as having two classes: the logo peasants and the elite class. The peasant is your typical brown 5-year-old on an iPad who discovered Kinemaster and makes up the majority of the sphere; easily trollable. The elite one however is a more peculiar story.
- Logo Editors (Elite class) - Having been doing NOTHING with their lives but logo editing for almost a decade rendered their already feeble aspergic brains even less capable of normal functioning, resulting in this frightening hivemind of pure autism. They're the ones with profile pictures that are either the well-known "professional" abbreviation-in-a-square's or animu. Their age ranges from 13 to about 24, where the older ones will often inevitably prey on the younger Logofags or at least develop a taste for children. They can have subcribers from 1K to 200K+. They also make 6 million "channel intros" that are as template-like as the square pfps and usually both share the same theme.
- YTPMVers/"Scanners" - A kind of neurotic logofag that spams videos of the same worn out scan.veg Sony Vegas project file being recycled over and over again with different samples, usually logos or edits of such. The ones that don't violently ræp scan.veg usually go for other templates. Those making original YTPMVs are the tiniest minority and even then the stuff they make sounds like shit compared to a REAL one.
- YTP Tennisers - Logofags who are notorious for shitting out "YTP Tennises", which are just clips that are passed on from one retard to another, slowly accumulating VFX assræp until the clips are unrecognizable by the 10th round or so. These can go well up to the hundreds or even thousands. The most popular one is Another Klasky Csupo YTP, which has accumulated over 1100+ rounds and has spawned countless spin-offs.
- Sparta Remixers - Remember those funny remixes of that one scene from 300 that is oh so majestic and reflective of the 2008 YouTube culture? Well, some logofags/objectfags do on a very personal level and as such have butchered it into a bastardized subsect of YTPMV as formulaic as the "scans", only except these are made manually. While Sparta Remixers are not inherently logofags, they do vastly overlap. An example of such overlap is a trend called "Preview 2 X", which is a logo made into a 3-second Sparta remix. That naturally got a trillion logo edits.
- OC makers - Logofags who make "original" content. As one could predict, these are very rare. Despite their "originality" they're all always the same thing (eg. (custom logo/ident) evolution). Another type of feces they push out of their asses is "X csupo", where the "Klasky" part of the Klasky Csupo logo is replaced by either a random clip or "MORE LIKE (affixed swear-filled version of a user they dislike)". These are often earræp. There's also this ancient sect of logofags who jerk off to the PBS head logo, and make entire "blooper" series with it, most notably on JewTube and Scratch.
- Cartoon Police Groups - The term used to describe a circlejerk of Logofags using a naming format that's somewhat more comprehensible than the average Logonigger's username, which consists of 4 to 5 words strung together then abbreviated at the end of said usernames. Group member counts can sometimes go up to the hundreds (depending on the groups), though these mainly consist of sockpuppets operated by the actual 10 or so 'real' members. Many of these groups are prone to leadership changes whenever the previous leader has a hissyfit after getting outed for Pedophilia, having their internet privileges taken away by their parents, and/or not getting free Robucks. Also prone to Internet sissy fights with rivaling CPG's, offering potential LULZ.
- "Warren Cook" - A group of really cool people who use the identity of Warren Cook (a kid on youtube who made fake VHS Openings) to milk the fuck out Logofaggotry just as the real one did years ago. Although the original Warren Cook has long since yeeted himself off the internet, his legacy still lives on in the hearts of millions of Logokikes and Trolls alike. As such, most of his videos are still circulating around the internet, and have been reposted on various Warren Cook sockpuppets to continue instilling rage into the Logo Spergdom for years to come.
Common Characteristics
Logo Spergs are quite distinct when it comes to social media users. First and foremost, a Logo Kid is easy to find thanks to their naming format, which generally includes but is not limited to, their unoriginal opinion-showing. When Logospergery was first shat out of the unholy crevice of the UTTP revolution of 2011, the naming format mostly consisted of (thing they like)Yes(thing they hate)No, or (thing they like)FTW(thing they hate)FTL, then followed by an abbreviation of Vyond police groups, such as VGCP, TPNG, EDCP, OWN or anything similar. By the time Tommy Parky, the then-leader of the UTTP, got arrested in 2015, this naming format became as depreciated as a Grandmother's saggy tits. Logofags started using this naming format: Media(Logo name, nationality or word mashup)(Logo/Video)Editor (Random 3-digit number) (optional Vyond police abbreviation because association is crucial). But even that was too hard for the ADHD-ridden logoniggers who couldn't use the same username for a week, so it degraded into strings of random gibberish where the only constants are the abbreviations and some number(s).
If a Logopussy has a Youtube channel (which a majority of them do), it's gonna be chock full of content involving TV/Movie Logos, Baby Shows, Grounded videos, shitty rants, shitty top 10 vids, Thomas the Tank Engine, and pretty much anything within their autistic cohort. Additionally, their channel's "about" section is almost always guaranteed to have cringey, blockfag-induced rules like "Dislike my videos, I block you", "Say bad about Thomas The Tank Engine, I block you", "Make rant about me, I block you", etc. If they're subscribed to sperg-magnets like SuperMarioLogan, then it's a clear indication that they're a lost cause and need to be put the fuck down.
Their behavior on social media follows a strict curriculum. When they're not congregating on the Closing Logos Wiki, Roblox, or BonziWORLD, they're spreading their fecal matter on YouTube. Comments generally revolve around a Logosperg forcing their Logo obsession upon literally anybody else who commented, neurotic Requests, or something along the lines of "plays in (made up shit) 20xx VHS" on pretty much any random youtube video, even if there's no peepee-stimulating logo involved. Since many are underaged (or just have the IQ levels of a crossdressing pedophile, or both), piss-poor grammar is something to be expected from literally any message, comment, or DM from a Logotard.
The Logotards/fags Language
Like any other equally fucktarded community, Logofags have their own terminology that they use in their butthurt TL;DR rants/comments all day. A lot of it is derived from the highly overlapping Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) community since over 3/4 of all logofags are also Go!Fags. These are the terms you'll pretty much see any generic logo kid use:
- Effect - A specific recipe of video and audio effects mashed together in WMM or Sony Vegas.
- -kiko/-co - Retarded suffixes that logotardlets put at the end of somebody's name in an attempt to "insult" them. It truly is baffling that logotards find this shit even slightly insulting since these don't even mean anything.
- 666 - Same thing as above. Combining both of these + swear spam can lead to the following example:
- "MediaPabloFucknutBFDIEffects 305 HD/MPFBE305 HD"
- Becomes: "MEDIAPABLOSHITFUCKNUTBFDI666EFFECTSKIKO666 HDESCO/MPFBE305CO HDSHIT"
- Doggis - Diogo's reputation fell so hard, that now logokids use this nickname against ANYONE they encounter.
- "Good and Bad" Users - A borrowing from GoFags. Self-explanatory usage.
- FREE LIKE/DISLIKE VIDEO - Logotards will sometimes put these under their videos to force people to either like or dislike them. Major Lulz can be extracted from this by mass-disliking a free-like video and vice versa.
Possible Origins
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As of now, there are no exact records of how the logofag fuckfest originated or why it came to be. It is commonly believed that the practice of "logo editing" originated in this rando called Kyoobur9000, who kickstarted logo effects back in the early 2010s, himself likely inspired by the ancient JewTube "G-major" videos from 2008.
While others have speculated that its origins (or at least, some of it) date back to 2011 when PurpleHelmetAvenger's war with the UTubeTrollPolice first began. Hundreds of clueless little turdnuggets (namely Jacobsipod1, who got the Dolphin Shtickerz bullied out of him after he attempted to waddle his way into the UTTP) tried to jump onto the UTTP bandwagon thinking they'd become official members of the Cyber Police, completely unaware that its leader, Tommy Parky (who wasn't a logotard, mind you), was a troll himself. Shocked by this revelation, StephenTheGoAnimateChristian and several other whiny little logofags decided to form the Video Game Cartoon Police, their juvenile countermeasure against the UTTP, which, having been founded by a bunch of little kids, ultimately became unstable and turned ravenous after some members got their logo obsession involved. Safe to say, a pretend-cyber-police-force made by a bunch of retarded little kids never stood a fucking chance against a grown-ass British manchild who punched his own brother in the face while watching a lord of the rings movie (and got arrested for it). Reap what you sow, faggots!
Another popular theory is that Warren Cook, a JewTuber who was notorious for his cringeworthy fake VHS openings that trigger the fuck out of any and all logofags that even so much as see the corresponding video's thumbnail, was the one who, back during the UTTP war, lit the flame that ignited logospergery as we know it. Years later, he disappears without a trace, leaving this theory in question since many weens have been using his identity to milk the living shit out of the logo editing clusterfuck for years to come.
Typical Logofag Videos
If you thought the main section of logotards was neurotic, this part will make your non-existent brain implode. Logofags that produce these shitty videos are part of a massive homogeneous hivemind; all of their videos are the same shit, the "effects" follow a strict formula, and every logosperg who is bothered enough to change their profile picture every week to match the current trending PFP style will do so (most of these are literally boxes with a logofag's abbreviated name on them; some come with a bunch of fucking Gacha or Vyond OC's on them). It can be argued that these "people" aren't even human, and the few that actually are often develop into mentally wrecked abominations that should be put down. And some aren't even spastic children either; There is an unhealthy amount of manchildren in their 20's who have spent most of their teenage years making these redundant videos and thus irreversibly nerfing their mental capacities for eternity.
Logo-Induced Grounded Videos
This is the kind of content you'd expect from some dense newfag on the internet with a severe case of Peter Pan Syndrome up their ass. Almost every video has an edited opening/closing logo (again, because they're braindead incels), and usually involves some other logo kid and/or an otherwise sensible person who posted honest critique getting grounded for absurdley long periods of time.
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Logo Editing
An even more obscure ritual; taking a logo, ræping the fuck out of it with every possible visual/audio effect in Windows Movie Maker or a cracked version of Sony Vegas (if lucky), and uploading it to Jewtube. Most of the time it's either the THX Logo or the Klasky Csupo closing logo, but it can be literally anything. The "effects" they add in are usually very specific and have names such as "G-major 658", "I raped X effect" or "SuperDenseCloudChord V6". And don't you fuck up anything in the recipe of their precious effects. Something as minor as having a Sony Vegas effect slider off by a hundredth of a unit when making an effect is punishable by severe butthurt in the comments, where the autistic children shout "WRONG!!!!!!!1" and point out the exact slider and tell you the correct value down to a microscopic scale. And the next time you fuck it up you're driven into an heroism.
Logofag effect videos are notable for their use of earrape, as anyone can tell.
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Notable Logo Kids
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20th The Catdog Fan - Bri'ish little kid who makes really shitty videos with even shittier editing software because his mommy won't let him buy Plotagon Premium. Nothing more to say.- Aldwin Panny - Some 24-year-old Belgian who currently makes videos involving Windows.
Anthonytoney - Some Special-Snowflake nobody who tried to doxx people out of sheer butthurtery. Was eventually exiled from the internets, first on DA in 2018, then everywhere else almost immediately afterward.- Bradyrhino - A manchild who obsesses over baby shows and arcade games. Need we say more?
- Chibiyima/InfinityStar - A 34-year-old womanchild with an inflation fetish. Ragequit after a typical flamewar, and is currently on YouTube and Tumblr doing nothing important.
Darren A. Nichols/Darren Pipster/ pippip2010/ rainbowdashfan2010 - A 23-year-old Lo-Go!Sperglet who secretly has CP on his computer.- Diogo Mendes AKA "Doggis" - A 18-year-old Portuguese fag and certified GIT (groomer-in-training). Used to be a beacon of the "Logo Editing Community" and an idol of every Logosperglet; now he is a degenerate fatass that even Logosharts make fun of. Fun Fact: He almost trooned out once.
- Erik Mokracek/MGHSHour/Tazman - A 43-year-old midlife-crisis-child with an obsession over Sylvanians and DragonTales characters sitting on the floor in the back seat of cars when they are 4 years old.
- FerrisBuellerFanatic2001 - Some post-pubescent manchild who, as the name suggests, is a fucktard who makes VHS openings. Who would have fucking known?!
- @FrancosChannel - Typical child who apparently has an obsession with Furbies.
- Garrett Simmers (formerly) - 20-year-old Redeemed Logocow who exposed Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea, and Engelbash.
- Geoshea - 23-year-old who got outed for pedophilia. Known for his shitty series "MYCUN" (MinionsYESCarriesUnderwoodNO).
- HotWheelsFan2002 VGCP/ dalelandorf7 - Logotard who obsesses over PBS Kids, forgotten PS2 games, and also has a toilet pissing fetish.
- Keegan Salisbury - A well-known 20-year-old who's obsessed with the TAT Communications Company logo and secretly dreams of impregnating it one day with his hairy, misshapen genitals.
- @Kyoobur9000 - The father of all the spergy, Logo Editing fuckery you see nowadays. Known for shitting out trends such as the "I Accidentally X" or "Giygas".
- Memy9909 - An unmilked logofag lolcow who probably an heroed himself or grew out of the phase long ago.
- No. Entertainment - The only good Logo Editor in existence, period.
- Omegalore - Autist pedofag and certified VyondFag who actually uses his own shitty voice instead of TTS. He also makes crappy Doom mods.
Sabbathlover199/VL:UriahHeepIsAwesome/ Painkiller99/ HangarOfPuppets/ IronClaw99/ Vaati Rants - A Canadian elitist metalhead logotard who mostly focuses on older logos from the 60s, 70s, & 80s because he's one of those kids born in the wrong generation.- SLN! Media Group - Logotard group consisting of Pedophiles and their potential victims.
- Timbox - 33-year-old Incel loser with an obsession over Kids Shows, Asian Girls, and Dinosaurs.
- VHSDVDS&CDSyes badwordsno VGCP EDCP - Some manchild who, as anyone can guess, hates swearing and obsesses over baby shows such as Baby Einstein, Blue's Clues, The Wiggles, etc.
- Warren Cook - By far the most definitive example of a Logokid. Known for his Fake VHS Openings that generated a nonstop influx of butthurt and grounded videos being made out of him, leading to one of the biggest Logofag upheavals of the mid-2010s.
Logofags on ED
Just like any breed of asspie, logofags would eventually discover the ever-aging Encyclopedia Dramatica herself, possibly during the .rs era, when shitty attack articles on random tartlets were being projectile shat out every 5 minutes. Either way, they crawled their way onto ED one day and started ranting about their ex-boyfriends almost immediately, failing to have read the Bible of editing on ED. There is nothing else to be said about this period since no known articles survived to the present day.
The more prevalent upheaval in logokids on ED happened after the success of the article on Keegan Salisbury, which to this day remains as one of a few actually decent articles on (ex-)logoniggies (that was also made AOTN in June of 2022). Seeing it shine in the fashion of sweet lulz, logokids had somehow concluded that if his article can stay up, then virtually any shitty cheap attack article on some fellow logopanny with 6 subscribers can do so just as well (and they are partially right since almost none of them have been wiped off since their creation). One of the editors for the Keegan article, Glitchlov, has taken on the niche and began shitting out crapstubs about logofag groomers, where he'd take the semi-funny phrases from the Keegan page and overuse them to the point where it ended up becoming a horrid cliché that plagued ED.
TL;DR
If your child or someone you know happens to be a logokid, send them to an institution. It's the only way.
See Also
- An hero
- Angry German Kid
- Autism - Yes, 99.9% of all logofags have assburgers syndrome.
- Battle for Dream Island - Fap material for a lot of logofags.
- BonziWORLD - A dead website that was filled to the brim with logofags.
- Brazil
- Children - What a lot of them are.
- Closing Logos Wiki - Where a lot of them congregate.
- Chuck E. Cheese
- Disney
- Downfall
- Fandom
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Goatse - Visit this article for amazing logo-editing tips and more.
- Greeny Phatom
- Invader Zim
- Latino
- Le wrong generation
- Lucyfag (also Logotards)
- My Life As A Teenage Robot - The Frederator logo has caused a handful of Logotards to become Mechanophiles.
- My Little Pony
- PBS
- Roblox - A Logo Kid's vidya of choice
- Russia
- Shrek
- Teen Titans
- The Loud House
- Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) - Shitty animation software used by logofags
- You - That's right! YOU are a fucking Logotard as well!
- Your Angelica - The best way to get a Logobaby off the internets for good.
- YouTube Poop
- YTPMV
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