Corey Margera
—Corey's final mental breakdown before leaving YouTube. | ||
Corey Margera, formerly known as FastandFurious450, is a resident of New York Shitty, as well as a weeaboo/high yellow/gamer. Most of his life, he was tormented by annoying niggers (and white trash) because he preferred to listen to hardcore music such as Slipknot and Rob Zombie over shitty rap music. He is an introvert, meaning he would rather plop down on a rickety couch to watch anime or rant on people on the internet than go out and make friends, because black people are the devil's creations. Although his life isn't that bad, he produces a series of rather entertaining rants against society, and cover a variety of subjects, from religious people to his bitter hatred for DmC compared to its predecessors. However, none of these rants are of any significant quality, and each employ a WMM intro pulled straight out of 2006. But what do you expect?
Life before YouTube
Corey grew up in the ghetto, watching anime on a burned-in Panasonic CRT. During elementary and middle school, he would talk with his friends about how the latest episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or WWF RAW IS WAR kicked ass, along with playing shitty games on the now far dated SNES and N64. While not doing much else because he was a nerdy little bitch with good taste, he would also masturbate to porn due to his inability to get laid. Later on in life, during his teens/twenties, his friends matured and started having actual lives, while Corey became lonely. At his all-black college back in 2007, he was jumped by a different gang everyday for wearing Slipknot and Dragon Ball Z shirts to class. This would taint his spirit, and he would begin to form his nostalgiatard mindset. Despite popular belief, Corey is a Caucasian man and not a black guy like he likes to let on. He had an opportunity to move in with his father, who lived in the suburbs, but decided to stay in the city due to family issues. He tried to fit in and have a social life when he realized that he was meant to be a loser and alone for the rest of his life. After realizing that he was not the partying type, he became Straight Edge and swore to never drinking again. This would lead to Corey finding new hobbies like watching anime, watching old wrestling from the Attitude Era, reading comic books and mangas like a complete nerd, playing his older video game consoles like his GayStation 2 and watching Youtube videos. He would watch idiots like the Angry Video Game Nerd, Elpresador and Nostalgia Critic and completely ripoff their characters to create a shitty one of his own. Thus, the abortion known as the "Taste God" was brought unto this world.
FastandFurious450
While mostly just making wrestling videos and video game/console reviews, he would also make videos claiming that this generation had bad taste. It wasn't until 2011, when he posted an innocuous video (the opening cutscene of Devil May Cry, which he is a HUGE fan of) with the following description...
—Corey, proving that fan loyalty can drive you batshit insane. | ||
More than a few gamers who actually enjoyed the reboot stopped to comment Corey can't just judge a game by its art style and character design, each getting responses by Corey about how the franchise was practically dead and gone (to be honest, he had a point) because of the change in character attributes and storyline. And let's not forget the obligatory "You have shitty opinions and bad taste!" remark he likes to make.
Luckily, since his video description was too good not to make fun of, an editor at EGM.com caught onto it and a whole article about why DmC wasn't that bad, using his description as a basis. Must have been a slow day, eh?
From that day on, he decided to make more rants than ever before exposing people with "bad taste." He would also go on to bash PC Elitists and Sony ponies with hilarious videos using a robot voice. On a side note, he had a short feud with a no life loser from Alabama known as RagingRejectTV who nobody really cares about because that fat retard got destroyed by EventStatus in a debate and made him irrelevant on the interwebs. As FastandFurious450, Corey would make videos bashing that fat fugly reject at his own expense. Many believe that RagingRejectTV is responsible for getting Corey's FastandFurious450 account flagged down but that still remains a mystery to this day.
The COREY MARGERA ERA!
In 2014, he returned to YouTube with a vengeance. This time around, he decided to unleash his rage by producing a series of rants on the black community, nuu yawk, gaming, wrestling, movies, and society in general.
Shortly after Corey uploaded these videos, a horde of autistic 10-year-olds and manbabies latched onto his videos taking nearly everything he had to say to heart, despite not realizing he was playing a character. Among them were Perfect Welch, Salim Ibrahim, TheFutureKing, and supermario1999/pokemonnerd2000, who all went on to make shitty time-consuming pop-culture rants when they weren't jacking each other off and calling people who disagreed with them nerds with bad taste or Sony fanboys who listen to Justin Bieber while ogling a Dolph Ziggler poster.
Despite Corey having left YouTube, his fans are still aplenty, waiting for his return. One of whom, TheFutureKing is practically a carbon copy of him, except worse. The emo beaner finally managed to lose a couple of fans due to him being an extreme, pessimistic douche.
The Feud With Boonslayer
In January of 2016, fellow virgin Boonslayer, hailing from the failure known as the commentary community, uploaded a video where he criticized Corey's views on the PS4's backwards compatibility. Needless to say, Corey was pretty pissed off about this. He could have just ignored the video or perhaps, LEARN from it(honestly there was nothing to learn from that retarded video). Instead, he made a hysterical comedy video portraying Boonslayer as a nasally egotist.
The feud went back and forth for a couple of days, or at least long enough for Corey to show himself on camera.
It all culminated with Boonslayer displaying his inability to rap/sell T-shirts. (WARNING: Cringe ahead.)
The Diss Track
Macho King
A former fan of Margera's, Macho King (Powerword: Corey Johnson) decided to jump in by commenting on Boonslayer's video about Corey's entertaining videos. Unbeknownst to supermario1999, this would lead to a civil war between him and Macho, who told him that he ultimately shouldn't be friends with Corey. This shook supermario1999, because Corey was the closest thing he had to a friend. Right on time, the Margera Defense Force entered the fray, bashing Macho King and Boonslayer. While Corey and his lowlife friends were on Google Hangouts one night, a shady individual created a fake "Macho King" account. The fake account later said that he was using Boonslayer as a means to eliminate Corey from the internet. This did not sit well with the commentators.
danmad297
A completely retarded black boy from the commentary community known as danmad297 even made numerous videos bashing Corey and also using death threats. Many of Corey's subscribers found out about the videos and actually took them seriously, because we all know when black people make death threats it's serious business. Seriously look at this deranged specimen. He looks like he will skullfuck you with a garden hoe!
A message to Corey margera
Corey you're not God!!!
The Margera Archives
In early 2016, after pressure from the insufferable losers in the commentary community and overall depression from being a lazy unmotivated fuck, Corey left YouTube indefinitely, taking his worthless videos with him. Although his channel was gone, his beta male friend, Salim, decided he would take it upon himself to stick it to dem haters by reuploading every one of Corey's videos as he could find. The channel uploads infrequently as of this typing.
What Corey jacks off to
- WWF Attitude Era
- The original ECW
- Doom
- Slipknot
- Sonic
- Mega Man
- The Amazing Spider-Man trilogy
- Nintendo 64
- PlayStation 2
- The Suburbs
- Devil May Cry
- Eli Roth movies
- Slayer
- Power Rangers
- Dragon Ball Z
- Pizza
- Hot white and Japanese chicks
- MGTOW
- Unckle Ruckus
What pisses Corey off to no end
- Rap
- Pro Blacks
- Black Lives Matter
- Racists (Despite not giving a shit about the black community)
- Grand Theft Auto
- Boonslayer
- Macho King
- Sony fanboys
- BLACKB0ND
- Fun fact: Even though Corey hates B0ND's guts and wants him off the internet, the two share a similar trait in that neither of them can stop using the same vocabulary words ad nauseam. Some of Corey's catch phrases include "stereotypical negro," "good/bad taste," and wrestling terms like "jabroni," "mark," and "put over."
- The ghetto
- Dubstep
- Stereotypes of black people
- Game of Thrones
- Breaking Bad
- The Big Bang Theory
- 2010s television in general
- Hard video games
- College
- New York
- Feminism
- Star Wars
How to troll Corey
- Tell him Nintendo/Sega have always sucked and that Sony is infinitely better.
- Comment that John Cena/Roman Reigns/Dolph Ziggler is awesome.
- Say that the original Dante is inferior to the DmC one.
- Say that Grand Theft Auto is the best gaming franchise of all time.
- Tell him his intro is cancer.
- Make a rap song about him.
Corey makes all these people look black
- Carlton Banks
- Wayne Brady
- Eminem
- George Zimmerman(Shit atleast he shot a nigga)
- Bryant Gumble
- Herman Cain
- Uncle Ruckus
- Tommy Sotomayor
- Justin Bieber
- You
- Your Mom
- Boonslayer
- Michael Jackson(After he bleached his skin)
- John Cena
- An albino
External Links
Corey's Youtube Channel where he spreads the "Good Taste"BALEETED!- The Margera Archives can be found here.
See also
- Salim Ibrahim - one of Corey's fans; makes pretentious movie reviews on Letterboxd and never shows his face on YouTube.
- supermario1999/pokemonnerd2000 - An upcoming lolcow and ponyfag who used to be friends with Corey until he began to see through his shit and called him out on it.
- Devil May Cry - Corey's favorite game franchise.
- Wrestling
- Heavy Metal
- Weeaboo
- Overrated
- Darknessthecurse
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