EDP445
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LOL, HAS STAGE 5 KIDNEY FAILURE |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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| EDP445 | |||
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| Nationality | Basketball American 
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| Born | December 15, 1990 (age 33) | ||
| Current residence | Henderson, Nevada, United States | ||
| Channel |  eatdatpussy445
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| Kiwi Farms Thread |  21047
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EatDatPussy445 (Powerword: Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland) is a 33-year-old 600-pound tub of lard and a sick fuck from Bakersfield, California. He is known only for making shitty YouTube vlogs of his daily exploits: flooding public toilets, going off on tangents about rejection from women, throwing bitch fits about getting fired from entry-level jobs, and going on autistic violent rants on his favorite NFL team, the Pedelphia Eagles.
EDP445's content was always unfunny, EDP445 only became famous and well known as a result of 13 year olds somehow finding his shitty content, which purely consisted of the same constant and repetitive dick/shit jokes, as funny.
Little did he know, his rapid rise to popularity and fame would all of a sudden come to an end when one day, he got catfished by a bunch of pedo hunters and was caught live on the internet trying to grab and fuck a 13-year-old girl half his age, for cupcakes.
—EDP445 macking it to a 13-year old | ||
For some odd reason, it came as a surprise to his retarded fanbase that a fat black pervert named "eatdatpussy445" was a sick fuck.
He has changed his named to Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, due to the "backlash" [1].
Humble Beginnings
In 2010, Mr. EDP445 humbly started his "career" like all upstanding black men do, By producing shitty rap tracks that no one listened to. After that failed, he decided to go on violent and autistic rants about Handegg. He also hosted a series called "Don't You Hate That Shit." Where he would constantly bitch about things that annoy him in life, like age of consent laws, salads, parental consent, and other shit no one cares about.
You would think a youtube channel like that would completely fail and blow up in his face as no one wants to watch a fat, balding man child constantly whine and scream about why hes such a failure at life. In fact, 13-year-old boys found this content absolutely hilarious and from there on, his videos started blowing up and he was skyrocketing in popularity. This was only the beginning of this man, myth, and legend known as eatdatpussy445.
JewTube Denies Gold Play Button
In 2020, EDP's channel hit over a million subs. Despite this, JewTube denied him a gold play button due to his channel not meeting certain criteria for their made-up award. Unlike PewDiePie, EDP445 was not a white guy calling someone a nigger on livestream and thus did not live up to JewTube's standards. EDP445 did end up getting a silver play button for both channels.
2018 SuperMarioLogan
Moar info: SuperMarioLogan.
In February of 2018, EDP445 was given a trip to the Super Bowl which Logan paid for entirely. In the process, Logan offered EDP445 the chance to work for him as a voice actor. As with all the promises Logan has made, however, he broke it by keeping EDP445 waiting for months on end due to Logan being on "vacation". EDP445 got his account terminated likely due to videos he made about Logan's deceitful faggotry which were struck down. One of his close friends andyvhb made a response to what happened. It is possible that EDP445's lolcow-like behavior and sexual acts caused Logan to turn him down. For more information regarding EDP445, please check out his Kiwi Farms thread.
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2020 and Beyond: a Pedo's Tale
On July 9, 2020, EDP445 released a video, concerning claims of him chatting up and hitting on underaged minors. His retarded fanbase naturally ignored the warning signs and he denied and covered the whole thing by calling it a MAGA conspiracy.
On October 14, Youtuber ColdRaven released episode 8 of his series "SLAUGHTERHOUSE." ColdRaven showed proof EDP445 was messaging minors, showing multiple conversations of him trying to hook up with underage girls. ColdRaven continued to release new messages, and eventually sent an account of his own acting as an underage decoy, which EDP445 fell for. Still, his fanbase, suffering from CTE, said shit.
In November that year EDP445 released a now delted video titled, "My Response to ColdRaven." In the video, he is seen shoving his fat face at WingStop when he suddenly pulls his 1911 Mil-Spec .45 Stainless Steel Handgun, and continues to shove his fat face. On November 17, EDP445 stated in a livestream "A group of no-life ass no pussy-getting motherfuckers decided to make a fuckload of fake accounts pretending to be fucking girls, and like a dumbass, I fell for it, and now everyone's on this fucking 'pedo' shit." Despite this confession, his stupid fanbase still acted shocked and appalled when fatass fell for the same scam a third time.
That same day, fellow sex offender Keemstar, invited Coldraven onto the show to give some insight into the situation. EDP445 was invited too, but he didn't respond. Instead, that same day, EDP released 2 response videos directed towards Coldraven. One video, since deleted, was 10 minutes long, and in this video, he stated "I dont care about the law, if she's 15-17, it's okay as long as she's wearing skimpy clothing. Despite this confession, his stupid fanbase still acted shocked and appalled when fatass fell for the same scam a fourth time.
On December 11, EDP445 posted a picture of himself posing with jailbait, claiming that they were dating. Since the NFL did not allow in-person attendance, the picture was presumed to be doctored. Afterward, he was caught yet again texting a minor. EDP445 released another response to ColdRaven, stating that he already had a girlfriend named Jessica, and that he did not plan on revealing her to his fans. Despite this confession, his stupid fanbase still acted shocked and appalled when fatass fell for the same scam a fifth time.
As of December of 2020, he has been caught texting a total of 8 minors
2021 Looking for Cupcakes
On April 18, 2021, a group of Chris Hansen wannabes by the name of 'Predator Poachers' recorded an interaction between EDP445 and a decoy concerning messages that were exchanged by a plant that posed as a 13-year-old and EDP445 that contained sexual content including a "dick pic", a "shit-pic" (yes, he posted a shit he took), and content involving either his ejaculation and/or masturbation sent by EDP445.
When EDP445 was caught at the spot trying to fuck this 13-year-old piece of bait, he ended up running into the Chris Hansen wannabes and figured that the "13-year-old girl" he wanted to fuck was actually a decoy. When EDP figured he ran into a setup, he claimed that he was just going to pick up "Cupcakes", which is of course a code word for 13-year-old loli jailbait. Chet Goldstein ended up contacting the local authorities on EDP445, which made the fatass cry on camera and beg for mercy to just let him fuck little girls in peace.
In a twist of events, the pedo hunters somehow ended up fucking up the whole sting operation to the extent in which resulted in EDP walking free and avoiding legal prosecution. Many of the people who were associated with EDP have announced that they have cut ties with him, and has since lost a large number of his subscribers on his main channel. Apparently, the tenth time being caught with minors was too much, even for his retarded fanbase.
Wanted Level:
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
Chris Hansen
LOL, V&
Bryant (who might’ve changed his name) drove through the desert in a failed bid to gain employment anywhere, because his actions had trailed behind him. Not even small social media sites like 3Speak would host his faggotry.
2022 Learning Nothing
EDP tried restarting his career on every major platform, to no avail. Either he was banned, shunned, or laughed off. On December 5th, a youtuber named 'Master at work' interviewed an 18 year-old attention seeker who EDP "allegedly" spoke to in a very flirtatious manner, despite knowing she was 17 at the time. It seemed EDP445 learned buttfuck nothing and can't help himself around kids.
Still Alive
EDP445 is still making a fool of himself and thinks he can be popular again on the main stream social media; despite his name being synonymous with failure and pedophilia . Using mobile apps like Beego, EDP has grown a small community of followers but he is nowhere near as big as he use to be, at least online. In real life, he's only gotten bigger. His ever-growing size might be one of many reasons why his health is in decline, as recently he revealed his stage 5 kidney failure, meaning he will (hopefully) die very soon. More realistically, if he were to die from kidney failure, he still has 5-10 years left. Maybe this will be the end of EDP445, Who knows?
Pedo Gallery
Internet Accounts
(edp445.com his own hosted content)
Instagram: 
theogedp445 thegooch445
Facebook: 
edp445 edp445.store
TikTok: 
theogedp
edp445theog
Twitter: 
EDP445
YouTube: theogedp (archival channel)
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| Preceded by Dropdatwat |
EDP445 | Succeeded by Bob Saget |
