Introvert
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Introverts are people who have difficulties trying to be normal members of society and prefer to stay isolated from groups of people. Much is the same vain as OCD and depression, special snowflakes use this self-diagnosed label denoting a relatively regular personality trait to show that they are unique and different from most people. Most introverts who suffer from this disease are usually affected by pre-existing aliments such as anthropophobia, Asperger's, special Snowflake Syndrome, antisocial personality disorder, depression; and is seen most prominently among those who belong to peculiar subcultures/categories such as femboys, furries, emos, weeaboos, quiet kids and most importantly: the terminally online.
If you ever come across an introvert IRL, you probably wouldn't know it. Just like jews in Nazi Germany, they look just like us, but believe us, they're there. Good thing about them is they won't bother you often, because they are too shy to start a normal conversation. Bad thing about them is they exist. There are many myths on the internet about introverts that say they are very intelligent and thoughtful, though they forget intelligence doesn't come from masturbating to furries and anime girls every day at home.
Behavior
- At public
You usually won't be able to notice any introverts publicly at all. 99% of introverts leave home just for work, school etc. When you are at school and you notice any introvert, he is probably dressed in black clothes with black hair, listening to emo music. When you try to talk to them, they probably won't be able to respond. When they respond anyway, they won't be able to hold a conversation since they know a shit about outside world.
- At home
Introverts at home usually spend their times watching JewTube, masturbating to weird shit, promoting jewish propaganda, looking for femboy clothes or just editing another Encyclopedia Dramatica article. They also may make memes how intelligent they are compared to extroverts. You can usually find them on 4chan, ED, any furry jewcord server, DeviantArt, pornhub or telegram.
Types of introverts
- Emo
A common type of introvert. Watches manga or anime (or both), black hair and clothes, probably supports LGBTQIA2P+ rights.
- Furry
Literally 80% of the furry fandom. 90% of chances he is a nerd and writes video games (beacuse this job doesn't require leaving home). Only place you can find them at public is a furry convention or pet shop. Spends every day drawing furries, roleplaying or masturbating. High chances of being a pedo or a faggot.
- Nigger introvert
They don't exist.
- Quiet kid
The only introverts i kind of support. They have a potential to become a school shooter. If we want to help them becoming one, we should bully them with friends we have. If his dad is a policeman or has access to rifles, the chances are higher! What are you waiting for?! Go bully your school quiet kids! They love being bullied
How to troll an introvert
- Talk to them
- Tell them they are emo
- Tell them they are depressed
- Organize a group project at your school
How to become an introvert
Why would you want to do that? Anyway...
Step 1. Be white
Step 2. Stop having any relationships.
Step 3. Wear only black clothes.
Step 4. Dye your hair black.
Step 5. Make your FurAffinity account.
Step 6. Stop talking to anyone
Done! Everyone now thinks you are a total loser. Don't worry, if you stay at home, no one will ever meet you! No one will ever know you exist if you do the right thing
How to stop being an introvert
Nigga there's no help for you. You will be an asocial cunt for the rest of your life.
