Andrea Pignani
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ITALY'S SCHIZO CHAMPION |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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The FBI has offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year. |
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| Andrea Pignani | |
| Nationality: | Wop 
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| Highscore | PWned 2 loli kiddies and an old weak wop |
| Top 50? | Nah, a notable loser |
| Style | Single player, Hatred-style |
| An Hero? | Yes |
As we all know, Wops are usually fucked up by themselves due to being born, raised and living in shithole Italy. This guy, was a tad bit different from the rest.
Meet Andrea Pignani, a schizophrenic bookfag wop from fuck nowhere Italy, who decided to go batshit on June 13, 2021. His attack was fairly mediocre in terms of kill counts, however, since Italy is known for having little to none gun violence, and their first and last mass shooting until 2021 being a stupid Mafia gang mass shooting that killed 7, this was one of the deadliest massacres in Italian history. As always, we hope people get higher scores, even us shitty Italians.
The schizo Guido
Our challenger was born on the shitty day of 10 October, 1986, making him one of those retarded woke Millenials. And he actually is! We'll talk about that later on here. While not alot is known about his childhood, we know alot about his adulthood. This retard's main interests were books and poetry, and as such he was probably intensively bullied by his peers, fueling his rage towards humanity. The bullying continued until he began feeling that everyone hated him. At one point, he was taken to a mental hospital to get help, but Italians are Italians, and you'd know damn well this wouldn't work. Instead they opted for the easier and lazier solution telling him to fuck off and start seeing a therapist. What did he do? Let the mental illness consume him! Along shitty books he documented on GoodReads, his Altervista blog and his rat-infested basement, he also was a wokey animalist, owning an account on a Spanish forum named "#adopta-me". From there, we know he has a dog. A video with the dog named Argo surfaced on the internet, and went popular for 3 days until this mass shooting was completely forgotten by Italian media (something that Americucks can't fucking do, making mass shooters overnight celebrities). He has a younger sister, which is born in 1988, 2 years after him. However, due to the Pignani family being retarded all over their bloodline, she set her birthday in 1888. Let that prove to you the running mental illness in the family. Back to Andrea; a few months prior to the shooting, his mum and him were having an argument over him being a retarded basement dweller: This resulted in the faggot grabbing the dull kitchen knife and threatening his mother to kill her. They both settled down later and forgot about it like if he wasn't mentally ill, bringing a potential threat to the neighbourhood. After his father's death, little Andy became depressed and locked himself endlessly in his basement, until he had the bright idea to finally go out in style.
The Italian Day of Retribution
June 13, 2021 started perfectly for the town of Ardea, but soon enough, it would turn into a bloodbath. Andrea had finally snapped after years of supporting his demons inside, and decided to do something good for us. He picked up his dead father's gun which was magically available to him DESPITE HIM BEING A FUCKING ASPIE!!! He had his hoodie on, his backpack and his shitty mugshot looking face, and was ready to blow Ardea away! His first target was 10 year old David Fusinato, a popular kid in the neighbourhood. He was well respected and had many friends. Of course, all good things come to an end, this one being a very retarded ending. His second target was his younger brother Daniel, who was 5. He too was very popular in the neighbourhood. They both died after Andrea shot two epic bullets right through their heads!1!1 Nearby was 71-year-old Salvatore Ranieri on a bike, who tried to stop the shooter, yelling to him: "What the fuck are you doing?!? Stop!", and ran to stop him, but failed to do so and died. After that he tried to shoot another woman, but she escaped unharmed. He barricaded himself in his house for 3 hours, causing massive lulz. When they finally found him, with his dog watching him fire his last bullet: Andrea joined the ranks of An hero.
Reaction and butthurt
After learning about it, Italian media sperged out amazingly for all Wops to watch. Every Italian shared their condolences to the families of the PWned and famous alt-right supporter Matteo Salvini went in to spray "powerful" words, not knowing shit about the shooting stating that he was African. Of course, Italian gun control discussions did spark but nothing happened, and rightfully so. Remember kids, the big score is the High Score! Overall, gun violence in Italy still doesn't happen alot, so it's still a normal day for us Wops, but since knife violence does, 6 days later a retard randomly stabbed and PWned some random old guy in the same playground this occurred in.
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 3/20 Good ol' shoot'n'run |
| Accuracy: | 13/20 Some bitch got away |
| Style: | 8/20 Schizo nerd, an obession with books, a dead father and a loaded gun. Also did it the Sonboly way. Nice! |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Caused massive butthurt in Italy, but nobody else really cared. |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Italy's champion ;) |
| Total score: 40/100 (E) | |
Wanted Level:
Carabinieri
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