Frank James
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THE TSA WILL NOW BE REQUIRING YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AT A SECURITY CHECKPOINT AT ALL METRO STATIONS |
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WARNING! Around blacks, never relax! |
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| Frank James | |
| Born | August 8, 1959 (65 years old) |
| Nationality: | Basketball-Americunt 
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| Highscore | 0 killed, 29 injured |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO |
| Style | FPS, singleplayer |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Black Supremacy |
Just when everyone thought the year of 2022 would be total BS, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS. Frank Robert James, some manlet schizo nigger from New York with a real vendetta against them "Evil whiteys", preferred (instead of peaceful protest) to bust them in their quote "Muthafuckin' head with a 2 pound can of peaches". Take Tariq Nasheed's retarded views on Afrocentrism, and a little bit of Social-Darwinism and you will have Frankie's beliefs set in stone. On April 12th of 2022, Frankie decided to don a yellow vest and gas mask, make his merry way to some piss-stained subway in Brooklyn, set off a smoke grenade, and start cappin' some evil whiteys in revenge for George Floyd and Trayvon Martin. Of course, his shitty Glawk jammed and broke during his little massacre, but even if it hadn't jammed, chances are he wouldn't have even gotten one frag, only hitting 10 people and firing 33 shots. Even most of the injuries can be attributed to tripping and falling while running away or smoke inhalation rather than any gunshot wounds. Seeking to become a martyr to blacks worldwide, he ran his ass out of the subway leaving behind his bag of goodies which consisted mainly of shitty fireworks. He also dropped a credit card with his name on it alongside a key to his rented U-Haul.. which was also connected to his name just to make the cops' lives a little easier. He wandered around aimlessly in New York City for a while but quickly got bored of the useless pigs taking too long to find him. He then called the cops himself, ending the little manhunt and obviously resulting in a ride in the partyvan. Chris Dorner would be ashamed.
Frank James has happily formed a friendship in jail as iconic as that between Timothy McVeigh and Ted Kaczynski. Him and iconic and beloved R&B singer R. Kelly are alleged to have become steadfast friends in an unexpected crossover event.
A list of fags he copied (poorly)
Franky took inspiration from a couple of renowned mass shooters (as well as the loser ones) but somehow managed to fuck everything up anyway.
- Elliot Rodger - Both started their days by uploading video-style manifestos to JewTube. However, Elliot started his day of retribution strong by stabbing his oriental roommates before getting a vanilla latte at Starbucks. Meanwhile, Frank James started and ended weak with his kill count of zero.
- Anders Behring Breivik - Frank also decided to do a little cosplaying as the Knight Templar Sir Fjotolf Hansen did but dressed as a construction worker instead of a police. Also brought a van with him but he forgot to fill it with fertilizer to add some spice to some wagie cucks' commutes
- James Holmes - Used armor-piercing bullets for unarmed civilians despite it being complete overkill. Also both schizos!
- Nikolas Cruz - Managed to escape for a short time. Both fat fucks that went to shitty fast food joints McDonald's and Subway for their final non-prison meals.
- Omar Mateen, William Atchison, Dylann Roof, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Nidal Hasan - All on the glow nigger watchlist.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 29 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Gun broke, killing any chances of a kill (not that he could aim anyway) |
| Style: | 10/20 Tried to carry out an Aum Shinrikyo style attack and blinded himself with his own smoke bombs but at least it wasn't at another generic school shooting. 5 extra points awarded to fulfill the ED affirmative action quota. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Overshadowed a month later by bitchass cracka Payton Gendron in both frag count and publicity as well as an edgelord beaner. |
| Bonus: | -5/20 Niggers have 5 points automatically removed from their score. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Gallery
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An attempt was made to file off the serial number -
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It would seem he was a fan of the BLZN AZN
See also
- Aaron Alexis - Schizo who went for a high score on hard mode. Did better than your average retard going postal with a sawed off shotgun at a Navy base.
- Chris Dorner - The OG nigra with rage
- Dylann Storm Roof - The reverse Frank James, a honky twink armed with a glock and a tactical bowlcut.
- Micah X. Johnson - Frank James had posted a picture of the negro cop-annihilator on his Facebook
- Nasim Aghdam - Militant vegan who ran amok at Youtube headquarters. Also fragged zero fags.
- Payton Gendron - Cringy Redditor groomed by feds into making Weiss Market 2: Electric Boogaloo.
- Trey Eric Sesler - Anime watching basement dweller and Youtuber that wiped out his whole family
- Vester Flanagan - Better known as "the nigger faggot", Vester Flanagan pwned his coworkers on live TV before pulling a Budd Dwyer
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