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twenty øne piløts, tøp, or 21 Piløts if you're too lazy tø type øut their full name, is a laughably retarded christian røck/rap/reggae/punk/whatever indie band frøm the shithøle of Cølumbus, Øhiø, made pøpular by the retards øver øn Tumblr. Møst twenty øne piløts fans are usually white emø bitches ør 14 year øld pussies with nø friends whø spend møst of their time cutting themselves in their room aløne. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty øne piløts were øriginally a niche løcal band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the søng Stressed Øut bløwing the fuck up and being discøvered by nørmiefags everywhere, The success øf Stressed Øut lead tø them making a søng før the Suicide Squad søundtrack, which tø nøbødy's surprise was complete fucking døgshit. Stressed Øut became sø pøpular that the pedøjews in Høllywood gave them a fucking grammy før it. Given that the øverwhelming majørity of TØP fans are white pussies, it is exceptionally rare tø see a nigger at a twenty øne piløts concert, and if yøu are a nigger that managed tø sneak intø øne of their concerts, Tyler and Jøsh will cøme døwn øff stage and beat yøu with their bare hands, inciting a race riøt in whatever city they were perførming in that night, Which is actually every Øhiøan's instinctive respønse tø seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.
Søme peøple Falsely believe that the twø members of twenty øne piløts are brøthers, prøbably because øf the lyrics frøm Stressed Øut and the fact that Jøsh is the ønly øther persøn prøminently featured in the music videø. They are alsø knøwn før dressing up like edgy high schoolers despite being well intø their mid thirties.
Band Members
Tyler Jøseph - the (hørrible) lead singer øf the band. Møst Twenty øne piløts søngs cønsist øf Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy øver a shitty instrumental.
Jøsh Dun - The current drummer of this shitty excuse øf a band whø is alsø married tø a washed up Disney Channel actress. Jøsh has tattøøs that løøk like sømething sømeøne wøuld draw after gøing to Mexicø and tripping øn ayahuasca in the jungle.
Førmer Members
Nick Thømas - Førmer bass player that alsø quit the band after the release øf their self-titled debut album, Leaving TØP as a twø-persøn band før the rest of its histøry.
Chris Salih - The øriginal drummer whø quit the band in 2011 after the release øf their first album.
Tyler and Jøsh are the ønly twø band members that actually matter, nøbødy gives a fuck abøut Nick and Chris.
Albums
Nø Phun Intended - Tyler Jøseph's sølø album which he made at the age øf 17. Unsurprisingly it søunds like cømplete shit.
Twenty Øne Piløts - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, beføre møst twenty øne piløts fans were even børn. This album has a shitløad of vøcøder but nøt as much as their next album, Regiønal at Best, døes.
Regiønal at Best - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it søunds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fucktøn øf vøcøder øn sø many øf its søngs tø the point where he søunded like a fucking røbøt, causing Tyler tø re-recørd half the søngs øn RAB and re-release them as Vessel. It's nøt øn any streaming services sø listening tø it is abøut as hard as finding a girlfriend is før the average twenty øne piløts fan but yøu can døwnload it øn reddit if yøu want tø subject yøurself tø this abørtiøn øf an album.
Vessel - Their "debut" album øn their current label Fueled by Ramen AKA Warner. The album cøver is twø øld men who are Tyler and Jøsh's grandfathers whø are nøw bøth dead, Prøbably frøm the immense disappøintment øf having Tyler and Jøsh as their grandsøns. This album is decent by TØP standards since they støpped using the retarded vøcøder effect that was present øn their last twø albums, But it's still shit by actual music standards.
Blurryface - Their møst cømmercially successful album that is (suppøsedly) the start øf the DEMA卐 støryline. Mixing whatever genre Tyler Jøseph was thinking of gentrifying when he recørded the søngs.
Trench - The album which started the DEMA卐 støryline that is present through their next few albums. DEMA卐 is a metaphørical city ran by a grøup øf bishøps whø practice a cult like religion knøwn as vialism øn the cøntinent øf Trench. The music videø før the søng "Chlørine" features a weird alien creature named Ned.
Scaled and Icy - Short før "Scaled back and Isølated", this album is GRIDS in music førm and HOLY MØTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY DEMA卐 PRØPAGANDA THIS WHØLE FUCKING TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SØUND LIKE MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111
Clancy - Their latest album and the cønclusion tø the almøst decade-løng DEMA卐 støryline that was present in the last three albums DISREGARD THAT THE ALBUM DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING CØME CLØSE TØ FINISHING THE LØRE AND ENDED ØN A CLIFFHANGER, LAZY ASS FAGGØTS.
Some of their music, if you can bear listening
See Also
Millenials The generatiøn this band is part øf.
Generation Z Møst fans, especially the yøunger side.
Generation Alpha Søme fans are Part øf this generatiøn.
XXXTENTACIØN an emø rapper.
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