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'''Dylan "Black Hole" | '''Dylan "Black Hole" Schumaker''' is a [[White People|white trash]], [[Autism|autistic]], [[Batshit Insane|psychotic]] [[Pedophile|pedofuck]] who [[George Zimmerman|thought his whiteness would help him get away with murdering]] his [[Imaginary Girlfriend|girlfriend's]] 23-month-old [[Shota|son]]. Now he's in prison [[Buttsex|getting his ass torn apart]] by the inmate known as (in popular culture), [[The Booty Warrior|Fleece "The Booty Warrior" Johnson]]. Parents: [[Lie|he's a great babysitter]]. Trust me, I know... | ||
==The Story== | ==The Story== | ||
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{{quote|I am a 16-year-old [[White Pride|blond]]. Probably all I have to do is cry in front of the jury, and they’re going to feel sorry for me.|Dylan's futile attempt to break out of jail.}} | {{quote|I am a 16-year-old [[White Pride|blond]]. Probably all I have to do is cry in front of the jury, and they’re going to feel sorry for me.|Dylan's futile attempt to break out of jail.}} | ||
Before Dylan was taken into the courtroom, he planed out a [[Tard rage|stage act]] for the verdict in an attempt to [[Casey Anthony|get away with murdering]] poor little Austin Smith, the child victim who was beaten to death with a brick because he wouldn't stop [[BAWWING|crying]]. After the judge discovered this, he decided to [[Owned|use it against Dylan to rip his ass apart]] even more than his [[Bubba|(soon-to-be) prison mates ever could | Before Dylan was taken into the courtroom, he planed out a [[Tard rage|stage act]] for the verdict in an attempt to [[Casey Anthony|get away with murdering]] poor little Austin Smith, the child victim who was beaten to death with a brick because he wouldn't stop [[BAWWING|crying]]. After the judge discovered this, he decided to [[Owned|use it against Dylan to rip his ass apart]] even more than his [[Bubba|(soon-to-be) prison mates]] ever could. Dylan decided to [[Attention Whore|cry alligator tears]] in a pathetic attempt to gain sympathy from the verdict, but since they knew he was a [[Chris-chan|fucking autistic psychopath]] who needed to be [[Dying Alone|locked away for all eternity]], they game him '''''THIS''''' instead. | ||
<big>The Verdict...</big> | <big>The Verdict...</big> | ||
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|0/20 ''The prize: A great big ass raping by Bubba!'' | |0/20 ''The prize: A great big ass raping by Bubba!'' | ||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: | ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 23/100 ('''F''')</big> | ||
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<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | <center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | ||
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<center><youtube>BTEZDqt2Zq0</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>BTEZDqt2Zq0</youtube></center> | ||
<center>Enter! '''The Booty Savages!'''</center> | <center>Enter! '''The Booty Savages!'''</center> | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*[http://buffalonews.com/2014/01/10/teenager-sentenced-to-lengthy-prison-term-for-killing-girlfriends-23-month-old-son | *[http://buffalonews.com/2014/01/10/teenager-sentenced-to-lengthy-prison-term-for-killing-girlfriends-23-month-old-son/ Full summary] | ||
*[https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-39300868.html The little faggot got his sentence reduced] | *[https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-39300868.html The little faggot got his sentence reduced] | ||
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{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
{{Pedoseries}} | {{Pedoseries}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 11:25, 6 August 2024
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Dylan Schumaker looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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| Dylan Schumaker | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, mentally impared everyone else. |
| Top 50? | Far from it. |
| Mode | Single player |
| An Hero? | Incarcerated |
| Motive: | Pedophilia |
Dylan "Black Hole" Schumaker is a white trash, autistic, psychotic pedofuck who thought his whiteness would help him get away with murdering his girlfriend's 23-month-old son. Now he's in prison getting his ass torn apart by the inmate known as (in popular culture), Fleece "The Booty Warrior" Johnson. Parents: he's a great babysitter. Trust me, I know...
The Story
Last Thursday, The child's mom decided to go out partying and left her son with Dylan, her boyfriend. When she got home, she saw her son on the doorstep with red stuff smeared all over him as well as "Mommy's little doorstep" written on his right leg. Much to Ashlee's horror, she screamed her ass off and ran into the house only to see her boyfriend running around the house naked while breaking shit and sticking the TV remote up his big gapping hole (which would eventually be used as Bubba's ass to fuck off for the next 15 years). She knew he became Batshit Insane and called a Party Van on his ass so they could beat the hell out of him with nightsticks & tasers until he became a living, immobile sex doll.
Seriously, FUCK THIS SICK BASTARD!!!
In Court
—Dylan's futile attempt to break out of jail. | ||
Before Dylan was taken into the courtroom, he planed out a stage act for the verdict in an attempt to get away with murdering poor little Austin Smith, the child victim who was beaten to death with a brick because he wouldn't stop crying. After the judge discovered this, he decided to use it against Dylan to rip his ass apart even more than his (soon-to-be) prison mates ever could. Dylan decided to cry alligator tears in a pathetic attempt to gain sympathy from the verdict, but since they knew he was a fucking autistic psychopath who needed to be locked away for all eternity, they game him THIS instead.
The Verdict...
Prison Life
Dylan was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Now he's being used as the mooching butt toy for the big black inmates in hell's prison, since his previous inmates raped him so hard that he died from the copious amounts of assrape that was put into him. He never made it through the 15 years he was sentenced to.
—Bubba, Dylan's inmate. | ||
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 1/20 Everyone else involved became scarred for life |
| Accuracy: | 1/20 He bricked the poor kid in the face |
| Style: | 1/20 BABYKILLER!!! |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Don't ever be a babysitter |
| Bonus: | 0/20 The prize: A great big ass raping by Bubba! |
| Total score: 23/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
Chris Hansen
See Also
Links
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
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Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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