Ryan Routh
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Ryan Routh | |
| Born | February 18, 1966 (58 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 0 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, V& |
Ryan Wesley Routh was another victim of CIA experiments, like the guy who tried to assassinate Trump just 2 months earlier. After their previous Trump assassination attempt failed, they thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than their previous attempt.
Before being recruited by the CIA to kill our beloved God-Emperor; he was an old-ass liberal obsessed with soon-to-be Russia.
Day of the Stump
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Graded score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Didn't even hit anyone unlike Tom Crooks |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 V& fast |
| Style: | 3/20 Assassin's Creed: Golf Hall Edition |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Will likely be memory holed fast unlike the previous CIA subject |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Two Trump assassination attempts over the course of 2 months |
Wanted Level:
SECRET SERVICE
See also
- CIA - The people responsible for this whole mess.
- The Donald - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad libtards?
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - They actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results.
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