Censorship

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The chick at ElfOnlyInn explaining why screaming "Censorship!" on the internets is plain ******ed. 99.9% of internet users don't get this comic.

█████ship is the irritating act of █████ a person lulz under the pretense of protecting them. This reasoning is !%$#@?*, however, since the (((███))) doing the ██████ is more often than not ████ing in order to protect their own ass. ███ ensures that everyone stays stupid so that they can more easily be manipul███. Anything that a person with power disagr██s with will be ██████. The most #$@!*& obvious example of censorshi█ is blocking users and deleting comments on sites like deviantART and Twitter. However, blocking and ██████ can make users curious to find out exactly what is being █████.

Censorship spoils everyone's fun

█████████ and the ██████████████████ but ██████. Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic drama-generating technique and a perfect way to ██████ a moderator or an admin everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of retards like you will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the █████, the admin will have to either lose █ ███ of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start █████ everyone. Either way, the troll wins.


Example:

Prima: Announcement: I just banned Secunda because she █████████ my █████████ with █████████
Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 711 come out!!!! HITLER!!!!!!"


The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for ███████ and ████████ Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.
Don█t kid yourselves, the government ██████ who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see. All in all, Censors are fucked up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ Gurochan or loli, but before they ████████ it all, they save a copy to their PC. It's the truth.


   
 
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a cock just because a baby can't chew it.
 

 
 

— Mark Twain


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