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==Before the Day of the Stump== | ==Before the Day of the Stump== | ||
Before being recruited by the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} to kill [[The Donald|our beloved God-Emperor]], believe it or not he actually voted for our God-Emperor back in 2016; before changing his mind | Before being recruited by the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} to kill [[The Donald|our beloved God-Emperor]], believe it or not he actually voted for our God-Emperor back in 2016; before changing his mind no later than June 2020. In the self-published book he released in 2023, ''[[TL;DR|Ukraine’s Unwinnable War: The Fatal Flaw of Democracy, World Abandonment and the Global Citizen-Taiwan, Afghanistan, North Korea and the End of Humanity]]'', which you can read [[Media:Ukraine's Unwinnable War： The Fatal Flaw of Democracy, World Abandonment and the Global Citizen-Taiwan, Afghanistan, North Korea and the End of Humanity.pdf|here]], he called the God-Emperor an idiot, bufoon and fool; [[lol|and even asked Iran to assassinate the God-Emperor]]. Since 2019 almost all of his donations were towards Democrats. | ||
He had a criminal record before {{glow|[[CIA|his]]}} Trump assassination attempt, being arrested 8 times prior to the attempted stumping. One of these times in 2002 he hid for 3 hours in a construction facility in Greensboro and when he was caught, he had a machine gun. | He had a criminal record before {{glow|[[CIA|his]]}} Trump assassination attempt, being arrested 8 times prior to the attempted stumping. One of these times in 2002 he hid for 3 hours in a construction facility in Greensboro and when he was caught, he had a machine gun. | ||
After changing his mind he became obsessed with [[Ukraine|soon-to-be Russia]]; even going to Kiev in an attempt to get recruited to the | He moved from North Carolina to Hawaii sometime in 2018. | ||
After changing his mind he became obsessed with [[Ukraine|soon-to-be Russia]] after Russia launched their Special Military Operation; even going to Kiev in an attempt to get recruited to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Unsurprisingly, he was rejected for his lack of military experience; but that didn't stop him as he tried to get multiple mercenaries recruited to fight against [[Reddit|LE EBIL RUZZIAN EMPIRE]][[!!1]] | |||
==The Day of the Stump== | ==The Day of the Stump== | ||
On September 15, 2024, Mr. Routh went to Trump | On September 15, 2024, Mr. Routh went to Trump International Golf Club where the God-Emperor was playing golf equipped with both an AK-47 [[Irony|(a Russian weapon)]] and a GoPro he would use to record the assassination. When the Secret Service started shooting at him, he ran away in a black Nissan SUV before being [[V&|captured]]. | ||
{{center|[[File:Ryan Routh bodycam.mp4|center|640px]]'''Ryan gets caught'''}} | {{center|[[File:Ryan Routh bodycam.mp4|center|640px]]'''Ryan gets caught'''}} | ||
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*[[The Donald]] - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad libtards? | *[[The Donald]] - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad libtards? | ||
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - {{glow|[[CIA|They]]}} actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results. | *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - {{glow|[[CIA|They]]}} actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results. | ||
*[[VolunteersForUkraine]] - Exactly what the fucker did back in 2022. | |||
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*[https://files.catbox.moe/ellht3.pdf Read his book for free] | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:14, 18 September 2024
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL THEY MISSED AGAIN |
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| Born | February 18, 1966 (58 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Top 50? | You serious? |
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| An Hero? | No, V& |
Ryan Wesley Routh was another victim of CIA experiments, like the guy who tried to assassinate Trump just 2 months earlier. After their previous Trump assassination attempt failed, they thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than their previous attempt.
Before the Day of the Stump
Before being recruited by the CIA to kill our beloved God-Emperor, believe it or not he actually voted for our God-Emperor back in 2016; before changing his mind no later than June 2020. In the self-published book he released in 2023, Ukraine’s Unwinnable War: The Fatal Flaw of Democracy, World Abandonment and the Global Citizen-Taiwan, Afghanistan, North Korea and the End of Humanity, which you can read here, he called the God-Emperor an idiot, bufoon and fool; and even asked Iran to assassinate the God-Emperor. Since 2019 almost all of his donations were towards Democrats.
He had a criminal record before his Trump assassination attempt, being arrested 8 times prior to the attempted stumping. One of these times in 2002 he hid for 3 hours in a construction facility in Greensboro and when he was caught, he had a machine gun.
He moved from North Carolina to Hawaii sometime in 2018.
After changing his mind he became obsessed with soon-to-be Russia after Russia launched their Special Military Operation; even going to Kiev in an attempt to get recruited to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Unsurprisingly, he was rejected for his lack of military experience; but that didn't stop him as he tried to get multiple mercenaries recruited to fight against LE EBIL RUZZIAN EMPIRE!!1
The Day of the Stump
On September 15, 2024, Mr. Routh went to Trump International Golf Club where the God-Emperor was playing golf equipped with both an AK-47 (a Russian weapon) and a GoPro he would use to record the assassination. When the Secret Service started shooting at him, he ran away in a black Nissan SUV before being captured.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Didn't even hit anyone unlike Tom Crooks |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 V& fast + somehow thought he could aim an AK from 400 meters away |
| Style: | 3/20 Assassin's Creed: Golf Club Edition |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Will likely be memory holed fast unlike the previous CIA subject |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Two Trump assassination attempts over the course of 2 months |
Wanted Level:
SECRET SERVICE
See also
- CIA - The people responsible for this whole mess.
- The Donald - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad libtards?
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - They actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results.
- VolunteersForUkraine - Exactly what the fucker did back in 2022.
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