Ben Shapiro

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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	“	If you pay tuition, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If you pay taxes, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If your child majors in English, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. Tell Billy to major in math.	„
	—Ben Shapiro, proving once again that homophobes are some of the biggest flaming faggots out there.

This is the guy the New York Times calls "the cool kid's philosopher". Seriously.

Ben Shapiro^✡ is a smug, arrogant, autistic, pseudo-intellectual right-wing cuckservative moralfag "journalist" who genuinely believes that there is a massive conspiracy by the Left to spread "propaganda" (translation: any opinions he disagrees with or media he dislikes) in order to oppress straight white Republican conservative males (truly the most oppressed group in existence) and indoctrinate the youth of America into homosexuality, communism, wanting womenz not to murder poor unsuspecting fetuses, atheism and actually caring about people that aren't straight white Republican conservative males. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that Benny boy is completely off base about this because anybody with half a brain knows that Reptillians are behind this, not the Left.

Like Baked Alaska, Ben is a dumbfuck wingnut despised by other dumbfuck winguts. However unlike Baked, who's despised for being an even bigger pathetic waste of space than the community entirely comprised of pathetic wastes of space, Ben is despised by the Alt-right for being A: a dirty jew, B: against Trump and C: not a white nationalist/race realist/Neo-nazi obsessed with white ethno-states, racial purity or rawdogging Asian jailbait. In fact Ben is very vocal about his distaste for the Alt-right.

He has created his own podcast, written 14 conservative propaganda books and is also the founder and editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire, a blog that nobody gives a shit about. In fact, the only good thing about him is his sister, who's nudes got leaked during The Fappening.

Ben Shapiro Calling It Quits

Ben's arguable first bit of notoriety came when he started writing at a prominent alt-right fake news site (ironic, given his later hate boner for alt-righters) called Breitbart back in 2012. At Breitbart, Ben wrote a variety of articles on shit so fake you'd think an EDiot newfag added it to the article basing it off rumors some anonymous poster on /pol heard from his sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. Just take a gander at these headlines:

-HOW MANY WESTERNERS WILL DIE TO MAKE # REFUGEES WELCOME?

-ABC CELEBRATES DEAD BABIES!

-HILLARY PREPARES TO EMBRACE SLAVERY REPARATIONS!

-DEMOCRATS LEAVE BODIES IN THEIR WAKE TO PROTECT THEIR POWER!

And perhaps most disturbing and serious of all:

-FUNNY OR DIE UNLEASHES 50 MINUTE JOHNNY DEPP STARRING ANTI-TRUMP CREED!

If you're under the impression that Ben and Breitbart shart out the same kind of moronic, fearmongering clickbait articles on pointless trash that doesn't matter in the slightest as their left-wing counterparts on sites like BuzzFeed and Salon do, you're completely right. Ben's love affair with Breitbart abruptly ended when he came to a startling realization: white nationalists who worship at the feet of a bigoted coochie grabber and are completely in denial of the fact that they're white nationalists who worship at the feet of a bigoted coochie grabber aren't particularly intelligent, moral or trustworthy individuals.

Case in point, in 2016 Shapiro resigned from Breitbart following the site's handling of Donald Trump's then campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski grabbing the arm of Michelle Fields (one of their reporters, who resigned at the same time as Ben) too hard and leaving bruises. Breitbart, instead of laughing in Michelle's face and calling her a pussy like we would have done, tried brushing it aside and pretending it never happened even though a blind 2 year old with Down's syndrome could figure out that it was true, which pissed off Ben enough for him to leave the site forever.

Don't worry though, Shapiro still shitposts the same kind of factually inaccurate, biased, trihard pretentious hogwash on the Daily Wire.

The Truth Is Out There

We already mentioned how Ben believes in things like colleges having a militant homosexual agenda and that those eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil bastards in the Left have been using the media to spread "liberal propaganda" for years. If you thought those were the only conspiracy theories this supposed intellectual thinker believed in, you'd be wrong. Get you're tin foil hats out now because Ben Shapiro believes:

• That Chuck Hagel (a nomine for then President Obama's secretary of defense) was getting speaking fees from a terrorist organization called "the Friends of Hamas" back in 2013. The problem with this? The "Friends of Hamas" never fucking existed and originated from a joke some other journalist made once.

• That, while it was perfectly logical to think that Obama might have faked his birth certificate since you obviously can't be a real American if you're not a jingoistic, Bible-thumping, ultra capitalist redneck retard, it's much more likely that he was brainwashed by school taught Marxism that originated from a century of infiltration from disgusting foreigners spreading such EVIL ideas as, GASP, giving a rat's ass about blacks, women, Asians and those blasted queers!

• That the reason the left hated Sarah Palin so much wasn't because she was a stupid asshole but because she was an attractive (his words, not ours) woman who was part of the Republican party and gave birth to a kid with Down's instead of aborting him, so clearly those diabolical ess-jay-double-u's launched a smear campaign to discredit this brave, courageous woman for daring to go up against THE MAN! Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Ben. Keep telling yourself.

• That Sesame Street is liberal propaganda. If you can't figure out why this is stupid on your own we sure as hell aren't going to tell you.

Ben Shapiro is a fucking coward

In a discussion (translation: shouting match) about noted tranny Caitlyn Jenner, he kept calling another tranny named Zoey Tur "sir" so she got pissed, lightly put her hand on his shoulder and said to him "You cut that out now, or you’ll go home in an ambulance.” What did Ben do, considering this was obviously an empty threat and he would legally be in the right if she actually beat the shit out of him? He filed a goddamn police report. Yes folks, the "cool kid's philosopher" was so triggered by a tranny putting her hand on his shoulder and making a meaningless threat to him that he tried getting her arrested. But shock of all shocks, nothing came of him filing this report outside of everyone except all his cocksucking white knights laughing at him for being a pussy.

See Also

• Milo Yiannopoulos
• Steven Crowder
• Alex Jones
• The Young Turks

External links

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• The Ben Shapiro Show
• Ben Shapiro's Breitbart articles
• The Daily Wire

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