Antoine Dodson

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Antoine Dodson is a notable African American homosexual living in the beautifully diverse neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Huntsville, Alabama. He became jealous that the rapist who broke into the home he shares with his family passed him up for his sister. Since the perp was not gay, Antoine instead helped save his sister Kelly from surprise sex in her own bed.

Local news covered the story, and included an interview with Antoine, and his sister.

The Internet responded positively to the hilarity of the interview with the super-flamboyant Antoine and remix videos were swiftly produced. He is not yet a member of the GNAA. Fast forward 5 years to 2015, and Antoine has become an ex-gay, and is now a father.

The Original Interview

Time to buy a dog.


Rape is a terrible reality for Lincoln Park.


   
 
Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin yo people up, tryin to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz they rapin errbody out here.
 

 
 

—Antoine Dodson, on life in the projects


   
 
We got yo tshirt, you left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb... you are really dumb, fo real.
 

 
 

—Antoine Dodson, on the perp doing it wrong


   
 
You don't have to come and confess that you did it. We lookin fo you, we gon find you. I'm lettin you know dat nah, so you can run and tell dat. Homeboy!! *rolls eyes*
 

 
 

—Antoine Dodson

Local News Station Discovers the Internet

Even YouTube recognizes that they're rapin' errbody out here.


Local news station learning about how the Internet works.

The local news station soon discovered people were watching copies of their show covering Dodson. One news anchor, having recently read a New York Times article about viral videos, thought this was important and decided to cash in. Dodson, wearing the attire of a fashionable gay nigger, was interviewed about the Internet's reaction.

Ex-gay update

In May 2013, Dodson came out as a proud heterosexual, and a Jew. Yes, seriously:


   
 
I could care less about the fame and fortune, I've giving all that up to know the true history of the bible. For I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah.
 

 
 

—Antoine Dodson, May 3, 2013

A year later, in May 2014, Antoine became a father to a son, and on August 4, 2015, he blamed his past homosexuality on being raped, and on living with women. In addition, Dodson says that being gay is a choice, among many other lulzy things in this TL;DW video below:

Dodson's YouTube Channel

Hair by Antoine Dodson


Dodson doing the hair of a white woman

Dodson has further proved that all black men love white women, even if they are gay. This video also makes the racial statement that white women are, overall, more desirable. Not just for loving, but for their sexy hair. He has launched a Youtube channel in which he will continue to post his interactions with white women. He also claimed the video was the #1 most watched video on youtube.

Bed Intruder Song

Which one is the rapist?


Rap video

Made because Auto Tune is what everyone must add to any video that has any amount of lulz in it, thus killing the lulz like AIDS killed the gays. Disregard the fact that we posted this as Video of the Now last Thursday.

Extended Rap Version


Extended rap version

Made because the original creators of the video were angry at the fags stealing their video and REPOSTING it to gain a few lulz and completely succeeding. They tried preventing newfags from stealing it by putting their picture at the beginning and end of the video.

Covers and Fan Videos

Koopa is a real rapist.

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