Linda Carty
Linda Anita Carty is a 65-year-old drug dealer, car thief, pathological liar, snitch and batshit insane psychopath who was born on the Nigra-infested island of St. Kitts in 1958 and immigrated to the Jewnited States of Texas in 1982 after she brought much shame to famiry by getting knocked up out of wedlock. In 1988, Linda got knocked up yet again in a highway rest stop outside Houston and gave the child up for adoption after realizing that it had completely destroyed her vagina clawing its way out. In 1992, Linda was arrested for posing as an FBI agent and driving a stolen vehicle – an event that led to her becoming a police informant in an attempt to save her own arse from experiencing the joy of violent lesbian prison rape.
By 2001, Linda was 3 years into a relationship with a Mexican named Jose Corona that was rapidly deteriorating due to Linda's habit of being a psycho cunt. In a desperate attempt to win back Jose's heart (i.e. force him to stay with her), Linda began faking pregnancy and spending Jose's hard-earned money to buy tons of crap for a baby that didn't actually exist. In an attempt to keep up her charade, Linda repeatedly followed up her fake pregnancies with fake miscarriages.
In May of 2001, Linda began to realize that Jose was sick of her shit and, in a desperate last-ditch effort to get him back, she hired an elite platoon of ganja-craving ghetto mercs to kidnap her neighbor, 25-year-old Joana Rodriguez, so she could steal her newborn son and pass him off as her own. This, of course, ended with Linda brutally smothering Rodriguez to death with a garbage bag in the truck of her daughter's car and nearly killing the newborn through her own retardation.
After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin lying about the circumstances of her conviction and lying about being a rape victim to anyone who was dumb enough to actually listen to her. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is technically a British citizen to gain the support of a batshit insane UK-based anti-death penalty organization called Reprieve.
Murder Was The Case She Dindu
On May 16, 2001, Linda Carty convinced three young thugs named Christopher Anthony Robinson, Carliss Ray Williams, Jr. and Gerald Jerome Anderson to help her commit a home invasion robbery at her next door neighbours' home by telling the three stooges that the apartment was owned by drug dealers and contained at least 900 pounds of weed. In reality, the apartment contained no weed and was actually occupied by a totally innocent spic couple and their newborn son.
—Linda "Dindu Nuffin" Carty | ||
—Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off | ||
BAWWWWWtistic Granny
Witness Tampering
In 2014, Linda Carty somehow managed to intimidate Chris Robinson to the point that he perjured himself by signing a statement that implied that she DINDU NUFFIN and was convicted because of made up prosecutorial misconduct. Obviously, Robinson was lying since he was caught on tape fingering Carty immediately after he was arrested back in 2002.
Crime Scene Photos
Trolling Linda's White Knights
See Also
External Links
LINDA CARTY: The Guilty Murderess- Linda Carty and the march of the gullible
- 12 myths about Linda Carty debunked
- Linda Carty, the Reprieve lie machine, and the bleeding heart of Clive Stafford Smith
- Witnesses against death row grandmother admit they lied following threats from prosecutors - A 100% bullshit article that the faggots at Reprieve queefed out.
- DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath.
- British grandmother on death row in Texas claims she has new evidence that proves she did not murder her neighbor in a bid to steal her daughter.
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Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
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Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
| Featured article February 3 & 4, 2019 | ||
| Preceded by OJ Simpson |
Linda Carty | Succeeded by Street soldier |
