Elie Wiesel
Eliezer "Elie" Wiesel✡ was a pre-internet era identity theft pioneer, holocaust revisionist, sexual predator and Nobel Peace Prize recipient who did us all a favour and helped make the world a much better place by finally dropping dead on July 2, 2016, at the supposed age of 87. In reality, very little is actually known about the true identity of the man who would eventually spend the majority of his worthless life known as "Elie Wiesel", as the earliest known records that exist of him are from after he had already stolen the identity of a former Buchenwald concentration camp prisoner named Lázár Wiesel.
In 1960, Elie Wiesel published a book entitled Night that he plagiarized from the man whose identity he had stolen years earlier. Elie then spent the remainder of his life pretending to be a survivor of both the Auschwitz and Buchenwald concentration camps and constantly milked his status as a "holocaust survivor" for all the fame and money that he could get out of it. Elie Wiesel is also credited with coining the retarded progressive liberal catchphrase and rallying cry, "No Human Being is Illegal", although he probably just fucking stole that from someone else as well.
The Hunt Incident
In 2007 Wiesel was confronted by a 24-year-old amateur reporter named Eric Hunt who requested an interview. After realizing that Eric was about to absolutely destroy his decades-long scam, Elie started screaming "Rape!" or something to that effect and ended up getting Eric arrested on hate crime charges by once again lying his arse off and claiming that Eric assaulted him and was attempting to kidnap him.
See Also
- Elie Weasel
- No Human Being is Illegal - Weasel's legacy.
- Anne Frank - Parts of her "diary" were written with a pen that wasn't invented until after she was already dead from Typhus.
External Links
| Elie Wiesel is part of a series on Dying Alone
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