Ice Poseidon

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BREAKING NEWS!!
Ice has participated in another crypto scam, this time with NFTs. He managed to yoink $500K off of his dumb-as-fuck fans, and later chimped out about his foiled plans on both his main account and his scam's account on Twatter. After this, he has went inactive.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!
Ice tries to get neckbeards to roast him on r/RoastMe

Ice Poseidon (Paul Michael Joseph Denino, b. Sep. 29, 1994; age 29), a.k.a Ice_Poseidon, or simply Ice, is an autistic Floridian shekel God, computer illiterate, weed smoker, pedophile, and current YouTube IRL livestreamer (or "lifestreamer", as he likes to refer to it as) who accurately looks like a llama disguised as a human and has a big fucking nose. He emigrated to YouTube full-time and moved to Los Angeles, California from Stuart, Florida, origins going way back to the site Twitch around late 2015 to early 2016 where he became semi-notable for having song requests turned on while playing RuneScape and initiating the lulz from viewers when people would play racist songs in order to get a hearty laugh out every now and then, and also to get him banned permanently; both being on purpose.

The latter did indeed work in their favor in late April 2017, as an anonymous foreigner allegedly from Sweden called in a bomb threat on the airplane that he was planning to board on, and now after this he stays on YouTube. Ice is most likely the first livestreamer to make a rather healthy living from doing dumb shit in real life that only a child (the type that he likes, by the way) would do. He makes money from it for having a personality that's "energetic". Even after moving to YouTube, he's been banned for a couple times due to his own stupidity and almost-diagnosed autism and ADHD by his doctor when he was a child. You would think that this idiot would learn from his mistakes following the act of being swatted on numerous occassions and immediately getting phone calls at a place that he's at the second he walks in the door, but having the delusions of grandeur by saying that your mind is 5 years more mature than everybody else due to experiencing some minor events in your life that a poor nigger from Somalia wouldn't even complain about hasn't showed that he's changed one bit from when he was getting racist songs raped in his ear almost every second.

Excuses

   
 
Sorry about that guys, ehhhhhhhhh
 

 
 

—At the start of every stream


Despite having a constant streaming schedule at the same time almost every day of the week, Ice regularly makes up excuses and sincerely apologizes for being extremely late to go live, which the viewers can obviously see through and pick up really quickly whether he's lying or not. These are including, but not limited to:

And every other similar excuse in the book that he uses, like forgetting something at a place he recently visited, or his bootleg equipment that's used to livestream malfunctioning terribly.

TriHard Song Requests

Clips and compilations of all the song requests mentioned in the introduction of the article, made by a YouTube rando. The TriHard emote from Twitch (context in section title) is used endlessly whenever the songs are heard either by Ice himself or the viewers.

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