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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small> | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small><s>February 19, 2007</s> Does that look 17 to you?</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''REAL Age'''|<small> | {{Ibrow|'''REAL Age'''|<small>Most likely 11</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[British]] </small>[[File:miniflagUK.png|20px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[British]] </small>[[File:miniflagUK.png|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|<small> | {{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|<small>Darlington, [[England]]</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|<small>[[White]]</small>}} | {{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|<small>[[White]]</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|<small>[[Male]]</small>}} | {{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|<small>[[Male]]</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|<small> | {{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|<small>Asexual Pedophile</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small> | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>Obsessing over TV shows, raping minors, and catfishing people</small>}} | ||
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[[File:mediafamilylal.png|thumb|MediaFan everywhere, and anywhere]] | [[File:mediafamilylal.png|thumb|MediaFan everywhere, and anywhere]] | ||
'''MediaFan2008''' ([[Powerword]]: | '''MediaFan2008''' ([[Powerword]]: Emmerdale Johno Alan Mcardle, AKA BeaverBoy or NappyBeaver69XXX) is a [[sick fuck]] and most likely 11 year old beaver re-introduced to the [[UK|US Protectorate of Britanistan]] as a part of animal conservation efforts. He built his dam out of nappies instead of sticks like any regular beaver. [[Degenerate|You probably get the idea that he's into nappies by now]]. He's a pedophile, and you might ask yourself "How the fuck can an 11 year old be a pedophile???", the answer is he likes raping babies. He is most notorious for jerking off to babies wearing nappies and lying about himself online. It's important to not trust the shit he says until he begins raging, as that's when he typically dumps the truth about himself, or dumps his fat stash of nappy porn. | ||
As you <s>may or may not have known</s> definitely know because it's on the fucking paragraph you just read, Daley the human-beaver-nappy chimera over here has been not so recently outed for being a [[pedophile]] since he obsesses over [[fetish|nappies]] and apparently has [[wtf|raped a 9 year old]] while being 15. When he's called out, he used to play the victim card, but now he'll just threaten to sue you over [[Troll|being mean to him online]]. Don't listen to him though, you already saw in the previous paragraph that almost everything he says is a lie. | |||
==Typical Behaviour== | ==Typical Behaviour== | ||
[[File:Mediafansues.png|right|thumb|The real mediafan is the one on the bottom]] | [[File:Mediafansues.png|right|thumb|The real mediafan is the one on the bottom]] | ||
Mediafan is a [[lolcow]] that takes itself too seriously and tries generic internet intimidation tactics that don't work whenever you try to troll him. Some of the following things he tried to do to get le evil trawls to swtap bwullying hwim include: | |||
*Threatening to sue | |||
*Threatening to tell mommy | |||
*Joining a [[Discord#Clans|pisscord clan]] and threatening to get them to rape ze evil trawls | |||
*Sending pictures of soiled nappies | |||
*[[Reportfag|Reportfagging]], the one thing he ACTUALLY tries doing | |||
*Threatening to cut down a tree with his teeth (assumed based on scientific data) | |||
Aside from empty threats, he also calls everyone he starts arguments with keyboard warriors and says [[Narcissist|everyone except himself is retarded]]. This is a demonstration of the fact that beavers lack self awareness, as it is a characteristic displayed in smarter animals such as crows or the lighter skinned variants of humans. | |||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Some time not so long ago, Daley's mother shat him out into the world, however the dam was destroyed by a landfill collapsing on top of it, and a soiled nappy landed on Daley. This started his nappy fetish and set his path to become an [[autism|asspie]] jackass who would jerk off to any British Kids Television Programming and nappies. Little did he know that what would happen in January of [[2022]] would affect him for the rest of his life. | Some time not so long ago, Daley's mother shat him out into the world, however the dam was destroyed by a landfill collapsing on top of it, and a soiled nappy landed on Daley. This started his nappy fetish and set his path to become an [[autism|asspie]] jackass who would jerk off to any British Kids Television Programming and nappies. Little did he know that what would happen in January of [[2022]] would affect him for the rest of his life. | ||
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[[File:EF34C08D-24F9-43AC-BA58-F2943BCDFBA8.jpg|right|thumb|NAPPIEZ]] | [[File:EF34C08D-24F9-43AC-BA58-F2943BCDFBA8.jpg|right|thumb|NAPPIEZ]] | ||
In November 2021, MediaFan went into the modmail of a [[GoAnimate]] discord server and asks the mods there for [[CP]]. How anyone continued to like him after that is a wild guess, but a few months later, in 2022, he randomly said on Discord, "''Nappies give me a [[cock|boner]] for some reason''". This caught the attention of EVERYONE in the [[UK]]TV community. And as on the icing of the cake, he wanted to have intercourse with a cartoon character called "Alex", who is a baby wearing a nappy with a blue T-shirt on a YouTube video called "[[Sittin On Tha Toilet|Potty]] Time" made by a [[Utah]]-based company called "Two Little Hands Productions". | In November 2021, MediaFan went into the modmail of a [[GoAnimate]] discord server and asks the mods there for [[CP]]. How anyone continued to like him after that is a wild guess, but a few months later, in 2022, he randomly said on Discord, "''Nappies give me a [[cock|boner]] for some reason''". This caught the attention of EVERYONE in the [[UK]]TV community. And as on the icing of the cake, he wanted to have intercourse with a cartoon character called "Alex", who is a baby wearing a nappy with a blue T-shirt on a YouTube video called "[[Sittin On Tha Toilet|Potty]] Time" made by a [[Utah]]-based company called "Two Little Hands Productions". | ||
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|<youtube>CppecpVZeuI</youtube><br>RIP BOZO | |||
|<youtube>CzERUpA1mLk</youtube><br>If this page is too long for you then watch this you lazy fuck. | |||
|<youtube>jtZYJM-IRRY</youtube><br>He tried leaving [[Discord|Dicksword]] at one point. | |||
|<youtube>y9c2AxAdUeI</youtube><br>Some of his spergery in a voice chat. | |||
|<youtube>djyagU9p6dE</youtube><br>That one time he tried to join a heavy metal band. | |||
|<youtube>2L1o4dGd6YM</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>Ox9G-BJE5B8</youtube><br>In this video he almost tried to commit [[an hero]], keep in mind this "Yomanda" dude [[catfish|was him all along]]. | |||
|<youtube>zy05LE8DLfc</youtube><br>Diss track he made on [earthluma]. So lulzy, but it got baleeted. | |||
|<youtube>l2ILHRqiNdQ</youtube><br>Apology to earthluma for all the friends and circles they lost. Note that not too long after he made that, he drew earthluma getting raped and posted it in a GC he was in.}}| | |||
==[[Attention Whore|Faking an Illness]] & more== | ==[[Attention Whore|Faking an Illness]] & more== | ||
While beavers in the wild avoid human attention, this one requires it to survive. One day he decided to pretend he had some [[AIDS|deadly illness]], probably aids from being raped in the ass by trolls all day. Of course nobody with a functioning brainstem believed him because that's the #1 most common sympathy-whoring tactic used by 11 year olds on the internet, but the previous [[EDiot]] who edited this article actually believed him, which is pretty insane considering how bad mediafan is at lying. There used to be a jewtube video here but it got [[baleeted]] by himself or JewTube's gestapo team. | |||
This isn't his only larp, he often lies OTI, but usually it's just him saying he lives in Canada/France/Britain, that he doesn't like nappies and "IT IS JUST A JOKE!" or that he's 16 when he's actually 11. His main way to back up these lies is to say he'll send proof but never send anything and end the conversation once someone asks for the proof he promised. | |||
==Dale's Social Media Accounts== | ==Dale's Social Media Accounts== | ||
* {{yt|c|UCBUgVFuhXZwJ7Wc3WpSUP4A|MediaFan's new account}} | * {{yt|c|UCBUgVFuhXZwJ7Wc3WpSUP4A|MediaFan's new account}} | ||
* {{discord|u| | * {{tiktok|mediafan2008|TikTok}} | ||
* {{discord|u|MediaFan#2008}} - His Discord Account | |||
* {{discord|u|KFWFan2005#4748}} - This Discord Account might belong to him | |||
* [https://gamejolt.com/@mediafan2008 His GameJolt] | |||
* [https://neocities.org/browse?sort_by=special_sauce&page=1599# His Neocities] | |||
* [https://mediafan.carrd.co His carrd.co page] | * [https://mediafan.carrd.co His carrd.co page] | ||
* [https://www.discogs.com/release/22748120-MediaFan2008-Saved-Soul His Discogs] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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| MediaFan2008 | |
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| REAL Age | Most likely 11 |
| Nationality | British 
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| Residence | Darlington, England |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Gender | Male |
| Sexuality | Asexual Pedophile |
| Occupation | Obsessing over TV shows, raping minors, and catfishing people |
MediaFan2008 (Powerword: Emmerdale Johno Alan Mcardle, AKA BeaverBoy or NappyBeaver69XXX) is a sick fuck and most likely 11 year old beaver re-introduced to the US Protectorate of Britanistan as a part of animal conservation efforts. He built his dam out of nappies instead of sticks like any regular beaver. You probably get the idea that he's into nappies by now. He's a pedophile, and you might ask yourself "How the fuck can an 11 year old be a pedophile???", the answer is he likes raping babies. He is most notorious for jerking off to babies wearing nappies and lying about himself online. It's important to not trust the shit he says until he begins raging, as that's when he typically dumps the truth about himself, or dumps his fat stash of nappy porn.
As you may or may not have known definitely know because it's on the fucking paragraph you just read, Daley the human-beaver-nappy chimera over here has been not so recently outed for being a pedophile since he obsesses over nappies and apparently has raped a 9 year old while being 15. When he's called out, he used to play the victim card, but now he'll just threaten to sue you over being mean to him online. Don't listen to him though, you already saw in the previous paragraph that almost everything he says is a lie.
Typical Behaviour
Mediafan is a lolcow that takes itself too seriously and tries generic internet intimidation tactics that don't work whenever you try to troll him. Some of the following things he tried to do to get le evil trawls to swtap bwullying hwim include:
- Threatening to sue
- Threatening to tell mommy
- Joining a pisscord clan and threatening to get them to rape ze evil trawls
- Sending pictures of soiled nappies
- Reportfagging, the one thing he ACTUALLY tries doing
- Threatening to cut down a tree with his teeth (assumed based on scientific data)
Aside from empty threats, he also calls everyone he starts arguments with keyboard warriors and says everyone except himself is retarded. This is a demonstration of the fact that beavers lack self awareness, as it is a characteristic displayed in smarter animals such as crows or the lighter skinned variants of humans.
History
Some time not so long ago, Daley's mother shat him out into the world, however the dam was destroyed by a landfill collapsing on top of it, and a soiled nappy landed on Daley. This started his nappy fetish and set his path to become an asspie jackass who would jerk off to any British Kids Television Programming and nappies. Little did he know that what would happen in January of 2022 would affect him for the rest of his life.
His downfall
In January of 2022, he was outed for attempted catfishing, this event would basically traumatize his career on JewTube for the rest of his life. Ever since that day, everyone cut all ties with him. It wouldn't be until July of 2022 when he committed his big crime yet, people literally found out the dark side of this motherfucker. He literally had sex with children, whilst under the age of consent, he still fucked up to the point that he literally almost deleted his social media (other than Discord) like the big pussy he is. He has also raided a server by [earthluma], a 15-year-old autistic pansexual genderfluid ident archiver/logo kid/adster/sped who spends a lot of their time on the fediverse and is obsessed with chiptune music and hoarding various Apple products, mainly from the 2000s and 2010s. Out of spite, [earthluma] made a very lulzy rant on him.
In September 2022, in a Discord GC, MediaFan sent videos of children being abused and hit on [earthluma] despite him already having a girlfriend at that point. That same month, it was announced in a Discord GC that he would jump out his brother’s window and commit an hero.
In December 2022, he made an intro for [earthluma], which later became the cause of [earthluma]’s ties with many of her closest friends being heavily jeopardised to fucked… So much so that one of [earthluma]’s former closer friend, Selevan, a 17 year old asspie lesbian spic from California made this very violent doc about them getting executed. That very same month, he threatened to book train tickets to [earthluma]’s city, possibly to rape and/or eat him, before December 24, 2022, when he drew earthluma getting raped by him. When earthluma saw that, she really, really started to hate MediaFan
Getting ready for his future job
In November 2021, MediaFan went into the modmail of a GoAnimate discord server and asks the mods there for CP. How anyone continued to like him after that is a wild guess, but a few months later, in 2022, he randomly said on Discord, "Nappies give me a boner for some reason". This caught the attention of EVERYONE in the UKTV community. And as on the icing of the cake, he wanted to have intercourse with a cartoon character called "Alex", who is a baby wearing a nappy with a blue T-shirt on a YouTube video called "Potty Time" made by a Utah-based company called "Two Little Hands Productions".
RIP BOZO
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Faking an Illness & more
While beavers in the wild avoid human attention, this one requires it to survive. One day he decided to pretend he had some deadly illness, probably aids from being raped in the ass by trolls all day. Of course nobody with a functioning brainstem believed him because that's the #1 most common sympathy-whoring tactic used by 11 year olds on the internet, but the previous EDiot who edited this article actually believed him, which is pretty insane considering how bad mediafan is at lying. There used to be a jewtube video here but it got baleeted by himself or JewTube's gestapo team.
This isn't his only larp, he often lies OTI, but usually it's just him saying he lives in Canada/France/Britain, that he doesn't like nappies and "IT IS JUST A JOKE!" or that he's 16 when he's actually 11. His main way to back up these lies is to say he'll send proof but never send anything and end the conversation once someone asks for the proof he promised.
Dale's Social Media Accounts
MediaFan#2008 - His Discord Account- KFWFan2005#4748 - This Discord Account might belong to him
- His GameJolt
- His Neocities
- His carrd.co page
- His Discogs
See Also
- Autism
- Catfish
- Diogo Mendes - 18-year-old Portuguese faggot whose behavior is similar.
- Discord
- EarthLuma - 15-year-old Britfag who used to have a massive hateboner for him, now they are fuckbuddies for eachother.
- IronKidFan8 - Has a hateboner for him despite being what he'll grow up as. Also lives in the same country as him.
- Keegan Salisbury - 20-year-old nobody from Illinois who might have a strong hateboner for him despite acting the same way as he does.
- Pedophile - Whilst being under Britain's Age of Consent, he still is one.
- Sick Fuck
- United Kingdom - Where this cuck lives.
- Willg8686 - 21-year-old who acts similar to him.
- YouTube
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