The An Heroes of Bridgend
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The first two months of the year 2008 were special for the small town of Wales in the country of Bridgend. Not only did they achieve the sexual delight of having at least ten sheep for every person, but their nation's youth developed a new trend; committing suicide because someone on Bebo told them to.
At least one hot chick self-pwned and there is much trolling to be had on Bebo as a result.
Genesis
The whole fad started in December 2006, when an alleged /b/tard started a Bebo group known as the BSC (Bebo Suicide Club to its members). Soon after this, a few of the members self-pwned but none of this mattered as none of the An Heroes were hot.
After six months of operation targeting Mentally unstable Welsh children the group was shut down by the mods of the Bebo website.
However, the /b/tard who founded this club had planted the seeds of suicide into their minds, deeper than AIDS in an African woman's cunt. The group offshot into several cells with a total member ship of around 45 emo and chav kids.
Down to Business
Then as Christmas 2007 approached ever closer, the members of the BSC decided to embark on a LIFECHANGING mission of self-pwnage. The BSC members gradually hung and OD'ed themselves into oblivion and then, it happened;
A HOT CHICK KILLED HERSELF - The Media's Reaction
Semi hot chick, Natasha Randall (she can randall me any time she likes, amirite?) joined the club by hanging herself, and this moment was personified most beautifully by the following comment;
"Our bABeZ Tasha went Just LIke Jesus" -x-xx-x-sarah-x-xx-x, Bebo.com member
However, this line was not good enough for the Old Media who instead equated Bebo membership to being a member of an "internet suicide death cult (Daily Mail)". Which, considering that Bebo.com is the website used by those people who are simply too GoatseTarded to work MySpace, is an extremely pleasant theory.
An excellent place to troll is her memorial [1] Beleted.
The Hangers On
With self-pwnage being the new big thing in Bridgend, with all the cool kids doing it, the retarded kids joined in the fun a month after it was fashionable.
These two were cousins, Kelly Stephenson and Nathaniel Pritchard, who with their combinations of funny names and genetic unattractive Welshness, were totally asking for it.
The last comment on Nathaniel Pritchard's Bebo was from his mannish girlfriend saying;
"you lied to me twice!
ur mum and mel gave u money so you can buy me summing for valantines, but you spent it on yourself
that really hurt me ...
id rather just forget about you, coz i cant be arsed with you either"
EPIC LULZ
These new An Heroes were so unattractive that they had no use as fapping material, except for 12chan, so the internets populous discovered a new use for the pairing; trolling their recently vacated Bebo.com accounts.
The An Heroing Spreads to England
Eleven-year-old CP model Cameron McWilliams decided to become an hero after talking about the Bridgend an heroes and a sex change to his mother.
Some say he did it because his Xbox told him there were no more Mudkips left in the world. Some argue that he was just another batshit insane kid and wanted to be with his hero Chris Benoit.
He has joined the an heroes in the sky, who gave their lives for our lulz. [2] [3]
The Trolling
The Reaction
—Jeff Pritchard, Uncle to one of the An Heroes | ||
An Heroes are apparently related to Internet Tough Guys.
—A Welsh nationalist MP | ||
—A Bebo.com member | ||
—One of Bebo.com's more cultured members | ||
Blame to be placed on Funeral For A Friend?
According to Wikipedia the emo band Funeral For A Friend came from Bridgend. From their 2005 album Hours the band released a single called Roses For The Dead. The video shows an emo teenager making himself an hero. As the single was released a year before any of the current spate of suicides began, many believe Funeral For A Friend is to blame.
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Another emo band from Bridgend, Bullet for My Valentine (moar liek FAILentine, am i rite? Their singer can't count.) may also be blamed for the an heroes. They have released a song about a friend becoming an hero. For example:
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Comments from Butthurt Bridgenders
This page often comes under attack from the webfooted populace of Bridgend, here are a selection of the comments left on this ED article:
— lolwut? | ||
When you live in a town with people like this, who could possibly be driven to suicide?
Reasons to want to stay alive in Bridgend
- Bridgend's only nightclub, LavaIgnite [4]
- Local band Funeral for a Friend [5]
- Bridgend Town Football Club [6]
- Bridgend Town Cricket Club [7]
- The pedestrianization of Bridgend Town center [8]
- Local Member of Parliament Madeleine Moon [9]
- Tesco Bridgend [10]
- South Wales Police Museum, Bridgend [11]
Gallery (downloaded from the Sun newspaper’s website)
If you want to see yourself featured in this Gallery, then go to Bridgend and hang yourself from a tree. Although there may be a problem surfing the Internet after you're dead.
In Summary
See Also:
Bebos of An Heroes:
$10 says another one self pwns before the end of the month. any takers?
- I'll get in on that action!
- I'm in.
Links:
Group for Bridgend Lulz TrollsCanceled
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