Lynx

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The face of an Aspie Terrorist
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Zayn DeMinico (AKA Lynx) is a SWATter who rides off the coat tails of Dshocker & Aush0k

   
 
I'm untouchable!!
 

 
 

Zayn likes to say that he's untouchable but, unfortunately for him, that is simply not true.

Facebook Pwn'age

Thanks to a clever Facebook information disclosure 0day, we were able to obtain Lynx's real name & family information to get us started on our search.
Within an hour Lynx was completely Dox'd and several criminal background checks had been ran.


LOLogz

Jelly brohhhh?

**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sun Jul  1 17:27:02 2012
 
Jul 01 17:27:11 <l[yn]x>        crazy to see you here
Jul 01 17:27:15 <echelon>       so i'm probably gonna do the nice thing and /part this channel
Jul 01 17:27:25 <echelon>       cuz i can't really believe what i'm seeing
Jul 01 17:27:43 <l[yn]x>        don't fucking care anymore she takes krashed side over fucking mine
Jul 01 17:27:49 <l[yn]x>        fuck krashed
Jul 01 17:27:56 <l[yn]x>        and fuck tiff for saying he doesnt ddos
Jul 01 17:28:06 <l[yn]x>        you gonna bitch me out?
Jul 01 17:28:10 <l[yn]x>        do it
Jul 01 17:28:10 <l[yn]x>        i dont care anymore
Jul 01 17:28:10 <echelon>       nah
Jul 01 17:28:27 <echelon>       i really don't want anything to happen to the home network tho
Jul 01 17:28:33 <echelon>       i don't bitch ppl out, bro
Jul 01 17:28:35 <l[yn]x>        ¬ 03:29:00pm| routed: he shouldnt
Jul 01 17:28:35 <l[yn]x>        ¬ 03:29:11pm| routed: i believe they were in here talkin shit bout her too
Jul 01 17:28:37 <l[yn]x>        not like your innocent
Jul 01 17:28:37 <echelon>       it's just if i see something
Jul 01 17:29:11 <l[yn]x>        your next movew is to run and tell tiff?
Jul 01 17:29:19 <echelon>       no lynx
Jul 01 17:29:39 <l[yn]x>        she pissed me off on the wrong mother fucking day
Jul 01 17:29:47 <l[yn]x>        allowing that ass clown krashed
Jul 01 17:29:48 <l[yn]x>        to ddos users
Jul 01 17:30:04 <echelon>       like who?
Jul 01 17:30:09 <l[yn]x>        break
Jul 01 17:30:14 <l[yn]x>        he fucking ddosed break
Jul 01 17:30:18 <l[yn]x>        and she wont admit it
Jul 01 17:30:19 <echelon>       well duh
Jul 01 17:30:21 <l[yn]x>        but i saw the logs
Jul 01 17:30:26 <echelon>       don't u think him and his umad fgts
Jul 01 17:30:29 <echelon>       deserved it?
Jul 01 17:30:31 <l[yn]x>        break is protected
Jul 01 17:30:33 <l[yn]x>        no
Jul 01 17:30:35 <l[yn]x>        not break
Jul 01 17:31:31 <l[yn]x>        brak just follows others
Jul 01 17:31:45 <l[yn]x>        he has nothing to do with the drama, Why else does tiff leave break alone?????
Jul 01 17:33:18 <echelon>       well did break get an nmap?
Jul 01 17:33:30 <echelon>       i dont get why y'all can't just drop this shit
Jul 01 17:33:32 <l[yn]x>        he doesnt have to tools to see
Jul 01 17:33:33 <echelon>       real life yano
Jul 01 17:33:44 <l[yn]x>        because TIFF STUCK UP FOR KRASHED AND NOT ME
Jul 01 17:33:47 <l[yn]x>        SHE CALLED ME A LIAR
Jul 01 17:35:08 <l[yn]x>        w/e i'll drop it but im not happy still
Jul 01 17:35:20 <l[yn]x>        and mine and tiffs relaship is on a thin line
Jul 01 17:37:00 <echelon>       do you have any understanding on how far back Roby and Tiff go?
Jul 01 17:37:10 <l[yn]x>        I GO BACK FARTHER
Jul 01 17:37:12 <l[yn]x>        SINCE 2001
Jul 01 17:37:17 <l[yn]x>        YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN
Jul 01 17:37:29 <echelon>       calm down dude
Jul 01 17:37:32 <echelon>       don't bust a gasket
Jul 01 17:37:39 <echelon>       just simply stating that, and i didn't know about 2001
Jul 01 17:38:32 <l[yn]x>        i've known her before krashed was a fucking sperm in his donner bottle
Jul 01 17:40:43 <echelon>       we should all just get along
Jul 01 17:41:08 <echelon>       sure there's a past with krashed. he was a BAMF for awhile. I even remember fearing him and his ddos's at one point in the past
Jul 01 17:41:10 <echelon>       but srsli
Jul 01 17:41:19 <echelon>       if others are willing to drop issues why can't everyone
Jul 01 17:41:21 <echelon>       it's fuckin IRC
Jul 01 17:44:09 <echelon>       all i'm going to say is if i see anything about ddos's on my home network, one i have a paid VPS linked to, I'm probably going to rat someone out. Only b/c i pay real money
Jul 01 17:44:25 <echelon>       I'm sure u can understand that frame of mind
Jul 01 17:48:41 <echelon>       and speaking of rats
**** ENDING LOGGING AT Sun Jul  1 18:08:28 2012


WOHHH! Has anyone heard of IPv6? I heard they just released it last year!

* MrFroggy grovels
<DinoRawr> Weees wants some fishises.
<root> maybe i will ask dotslash to do it for me
<lynx> I often wonder how the world looks threw your eyes
<root> since like
<root> i dont know the TCP/IP stack
<root> or IPv6
<root> http://ipv6.he.net/certification/scoresheet.php?pass_name=xtronicnetworks
<root> not a sage, fuck, guess i gotta hunt dotslash down
<lynx> Well first of all IPv6 is new
<lynx> just released last year
<root> lol
<root> it was?
<lynx> Yes it was
<root> The Internet Engineering Task Force adopted the IPng model on 25 July 1994, with the formation of several IPng working groups.[7] By 1996, a series of RFCs was released defining Internet Protocol version 6 (IPv6), starting with RFC 1883. (Version 5 was used by the experimental Internet Stream Protocol.)
<root> but yea
<root> we will take your word for it
<root> ipv6 just came out last yet
<lynx> For god sakes dude yeah wow it is so hard to edit a wiki page years
<root> i do find it fucking hilarious that you think that
<root> know whats funny?
<root> NetRange:       2001:470:: - 2001:470:FFFF:FFFF:FFFF:FFFF:FFFF:FFFF
<root> CIDR:           2001:470::/32
<root> OriginAS:      
<root> NetName:        HURRICANE-IPV6
<root> NetHandle:      NET6-2001-470-1
<root> Parent:         NET6-2001-400-0
<root> NetType:        Direct Allocation
<root> RegDate:        2001-03-22
<root> Updated:        2012-02-24
<root> Ref:            http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET6-2001-470-1
<root> apparently he.net 2001:470::32 allocation was registered in March of 2001
<root> but
<root> i will take your word for it being new and just came out last year
<root> ipv6 just came out in 2012
<root> gotcha
<lynx> yeah because the dhcp server by law must have the correct ate rofl stfu making yorself look like a fool I know for  fact IPv6 was released 2012
<lynx> s/ate/date
* MrFroggy detects invalid regexp use
<DinoRawr> Invalid regular expression.
<root> wow, pastebinning this
<root> and lynx
<root> ARIN lies!
<lynx> hmm very interesting so are you admitting to have hacked ARIN servers?
<root> lynx is right, ARIN is lying, IPv6 was created in 2012, let the pastebin state on record that this is coming from lynx
<lynx> heh...
<root> yup lynx, you caught me!, i hacked into ARIN and changed that, lulz


Hmmmm, Lynx, the teller of feelings!

Feb 26 20:15:09 <geekgirl>      i didnt even feel smothered
Feb 26 20:15:12 <geekgirl>      until lynx told me
Feb 26 20:15:15 <geekgirl>      i was being smothered
Feb 26 20:15:16 <geekgirl>      o.O
Feb 26 20:15:31 <geekgirl>      but i dont want max to get mad at lynx
Feb 26 20:15:36 <geekgirl>      when i shouldnt have listened


Geekwhore the DDoS Queen - Written by Lynx

Here is your girl geekgirl about to rule ultimate supreme! Bow down this is our new msdos queen. The speeds she can send you'll only achieve in your dream. These packets are going to overflow your routers downstream. How can her msdos be so foking extreme. This chick invented the original botnet schemes. She keeps all her lynx porn hidden offscreen. Never interrupt her daily ddosing routine. You'll know its her when you hear the router crack~EL across the town we can hear you scream. I dunno bout you but damn ddosing really helps your self esteem. You'll never be on our ddosing team. The next one is going to blow your modem to smithereen. I know that look in your eye its the hacking gleam. Her hacking skill has gotten so keen.  DON'T FORGET THIS IS OUR NEW DDOS QUEEN!!!



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He looks like he's so close to his mother he fucks her at night!
 

 
 

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