Brandon Clark

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—Brandon Clark

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Brandon Andrew Clark is an emo faggot who sliced up an e-THOT by the name of Bianca Michelle Devins. The most commonly accepted reason for his actions is that Clark flew into a fit of buttmad jealousy—although there are those who believe Bianca may have actually instigated the act herself, as the culmination of some form of kinky sex-play. Following his brief dalliance with kosher butchery Brandon attempted to an hero by slitting his wrists, however failed miserably, thus will likely spend the rest of his worthless existence being tag-teamed by Tyrone and DeVonte.

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