Incel
An "Incel", or Involuntary Celibate Person, is a 5'2" manlet with poor facial symmetry who is extremely uncomfortable around certain people, and blames society for their inability to develop a personality in the face of adversity, like a man would. Many incels advocate for government interference in their lives, and to be provided with girlfriends.
Incels' main grievance lies in the change of society from being more controlling of women, versus post sexual-revolution. In the olden days, when Pappy could buy a railroad for a quarter, marriages were arranged, so no one missed out on the opportunity to have a normal, happy life. Even hideous or deformed people were matched up in these marriages. This is 100% true. Now, women have multiple sexual partners, and according to incels, the female genitals become more and more stretched and roast-beef like the more they let someone put their dick in them.
Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged
A piece of history which incels often fail to consider are their own origins. They have never brought up the topic of eunuchs, which were the first "incels". These men were not fit to reproduce sexually for a variety of reasons, and so they were removed from the gene pool by their superiors. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them either, for obvious reasons.
Modern eunuchs/incels still have their dicks however, yet complain that things are "worse" for them than ever before. Over time it was considered cruel to castrate men simply for being genetic garbage or uncontrollable criminals, so the practice of castration was stopped. This of course lead to the physically and mentally deficient and insane reproducing, and their offspring mixing in with the regular population. Over time, these genetic deficiencies have manifested themselves in obvious ways which make the incels feel inferior to Chad.
They believe they will never see a vagina in person unless force is involved. Many incels even outright advocate rape as a way to relieve their "tension". Despite having things like plastic surgery, workout plans/gyms being readily available and the internet to solicit for mountains of information and advice on how to improve themselves, they have completely given up on finding happiness, or on having normal relationships. This brave choice to give up is often put upon society, hence the addendum, "involuntary", despite their own choice to stop trying. This often causes the incels to become depressed, suicidal, and homicidal. They often advocate rape, or government supply of girlfriends/sex partners (essentially, demanding sex slavery).
Some incels simply advocate for their brethren to wake up and accept that their lives are over, citing total nonsense excuses most of the time. They blame genetics in the same way that fat women blame genetics. In the following video, he even blames his "weak jawline" on genetics, when he clearly has high body fat and no muscle definition. This is obviously something he could correct, but his low T from never touching a barbell is quietly causing his slowdeath instead.
Incel Vocabulary
If you end up having a conversation with an incel, treat it like any other type of language barrier, and be patient.
- Chad: The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big confidence.
- Normies: People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, "Might as well be fucking dead, too." They are not Chad, so they are nothing.
- Stacy: The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs.
- Incel: Incels are virgins, or close enough to it, 3/10s who refuse to face adversity and increase their likelihood of reproduction by increasing their strengths to make up for their weaknesses. They blame society for being a failure in the dating pool, while an outside observer would simply see an attractive, successful male outperforming a male who isn't even fucking trying.
- Roastie: Women who have ever had sex (except with an incel). Incels believe that once women have lost their virginity, their vaginas begin taking a downward spiral of sagging and turning brown. While hilarious, this groundbreaking theory has not yet been proven. When asked, "What is the difference between having sex with 100 Chads, one time each, or having sex with an incel 100 times, in terms of how it affects the vagina?" their response was banning the person asking the question.
- Blue pill: Anyone who doesn't believe their theory or tells them they are not thinking things through very clearly.
- Black pill: When an incel is essentially fml, tfw no gf's off this mortal coil. Or when they just give up on life, generally. Different incels define it differently, but it essentially means being a big sopping pussy.
- Raven: Legbeard in your current league who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: fat, has a hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue, is a feminist, is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to horrible music, has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos. This is what incels can choose from unless they improve upon themselves.
- Good People That Try To Help Them: Fucking normies that have excellent advice, but incels gonna incel. THERE IS NO HOPE. STOP TRYING.
Crawling In My Skin
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Incel SubReddit Simulator
The r/incels subreddit where most of their ideas are shared has been made private, but thankfully the internet always archives.
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See Also
Famous InCels:
- Elliot Rodger - The supreme gentleman. The man they all aspire to be.
- George Sodini - Proto-Elliot. Shot up a gym because he couldn't get laid for 28 years. Was actually admired by Rodger, according to a post he made on an InCel forum.
- Marc Lépine - Shot up a French/Canadian school because it was full of feminists.
- John Russell Houser - Shot up a movie theatre playing an Amy Schumer movie because it was full of feminists.
- Chris Chan - LOL NOT ANYMORE! EVEN CHRIS CHAN GOT LAID SO THESE GUYS ARE EVEN BIGGER LOSERS THAN FUCKING CHRIS CHAN!
InCel Communities
- Wizardchan - It was literally a rule that you aren't allowed to post if you've ever had sex and at the top of the site was the number of a suicide hotline.
- R9K - Just... sad.
- LoveShy.com - Before there was "InCel" there was "LoveShy".
- PUA - Populated by InCels who are being tricked into believing they can be taught how to get laid by buying the book of a scam artist who is usually a virgin himself. Often devolve into exactly the same sort of femicide talk that all other InCel sites are full of, as they understand they will never score.
- PUAHate - Website for embittered InCels fooled into believing that the InCels at the PUA forums are getting laid.
- MGTOW - Fictitious political movement for gender separatism in protest of a bias legal system and other injustices, made up by a bunch of 40 year old virgins and wife beaters as a false pretence to excuse the fact they can't get laid.
- MRA - Most MRAs are just virgins with rage.
