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A piece of history which incels often fail to consider are their own origins. They have never brought up the topic of eunuchs, which were the first "incels". These men were not fit to reproduce sexually for a variety of reasons, and so they were removed from the gene pool by their superiors. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them either, for obvious reasons. | A piece of history which incels often fail to consider are their own origins. They have never brought up the topic of eunuchs, which were the first "incels". These men were not fit to reproduce sexually for a variety of reasons, and so they were removed from the gene pool by their superiors. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them either, for obvious reasons. | ||
Over time it was considered cruel to castrate men simply for being genetic garbage or uncontrollable criminals, so the practice of castration was stopped. This of course lead to the physically and mentally deficient and insane reproducing, and their offspring mixing in with the regular population. Over time, these genetic deficiencies have manifested themselves in | Over time it was considered cruel to castrate men simply for being genetic garbage or uncontrollable criminals, so the practice of castration was stopped. This of course lead to the physically and mentally deficient and insane reproducing, and their offspring mixing in with the regular population. Over time, these genetic deficiencies have manifested themselves in obvious ways which make the incels feel inferior to Chad. | ||
== Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged == | == Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged == | ||
Revision as of 13:22, 4 August 2017
An "Incel", or Involuntary Celibate Person, is a 5'2" manlet with poor facial symmetry who is extremely uncomfortable around certain people, and blames society for their inability to develop a personality in the face of adversity, like a man would. Many incels advocate for government interference in their lives, and to be provided with girlfriends.
Incels' main grievance lies in the change of society from being more controlling of women, versus post sexual-revolution. In the olden days, when Pappy could buy a railroad for a quarter, marriages were arranged, so no one missed out on the opportunity to have a normal, happy life. Even hideous or deformed people were matched up in these marriages. This is 100% true. Now, women have multiple sexual partners, and according to incels, their genitalia become more and more stretched and roast-beef like as time goes on and the more cock goes inside them.
Eunuchs: Incels 1.0
A piece of history which incels often fail to consider are their own origins. They have never brought up the topic of eunuchs, which were the first "incels". These men were not fit to reproduce sexually for a variety of reasons, and so they were removed from the gene pool by their superiors. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them either, for obvious reasons.
Over time it was considered cruel to castrate men simply for being genetic garbage or uncontrollable criminals, so the practice of castration was stopped. This of course lead to the physically and mentally deficient and insane reproducing, and their offspring mixing in with the regular population. Over time, these genetic deficiencies have manifested themselves in obvious ways which make the incels feel inferior to Chad.
Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged
Modern eunuchs/incels still have their dicks however, yet complain that things are "worse" for them than ever before. Despite having things like plastic surgery, workout plans/gyms being readily available and the internet to solicit for mountains of information and advice on how to improve themselves, they have completely given up on finding happiness, or on having normal relationships. This completely brave attitude, when compounded over time, makes the incel bitter and hateful toward people generally, and makes them feel suicidal.
Incel Vocabulary
If you end up having a conversation with an incel, treat it like any other type of language barrier, and be patient.
- Chad: The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big confidence.
- Normies: People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, "Might as well be fucking dead, too." They are not Chad, so they are nothing.
- Stacy: The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs.
- Incel: Worse than normies. You are an incel. You believe you will never see a vagina in person unless force is involved. You blame society but it's all you, and you can fix it. You probably won't though, because you're a pussy. And pussies don't fix shit, they just cry about it. They don't lift weights or bother looking into hobbies that make them happy, or learning new languages or studying for a skill or degree. They wouldn't fuck with losing weight by cutting exactly 500 calories per day, doing the 5x5 routine and 30 minutes of cardio, and making sure they wash their face and brush their fucking teeth so that shit doesn't rot and shit. They don't try to travel and understand the world and shit, fuck no. They don't fuck with making new friends and trying to be nice to everyone and then actually becoming a fully-fledged, 3-dimensional human beings with social awareness and caring. They don't volunteer their time and become epic men of action. They don't give themselves to their communities, and to women. Because who wouldn't want to fuck a muscled, philanthropic, well-spoken adventurous businessman, right? Fuck that. Don't do any of that shit, leave that shit for the rest of us. You're a faggot and you're always going to be a faggot.
- Roastie: Women who have ever had sex (except with an incel). Incels believe that once women have lost their virginity, their vaginas begin taking a downward spiral of sagging and turning brown. While hilarious, this groundbreaking theory has not yet been proven. When asked, "What is the difference between having sex with 100 Chads, one time each, or having sex with an incel 100 times, in terms of how it affects the vagina?" their response was banning the person asking the question.
- Blue pill: Anyone who doesn't believe their theory or tells them they are not thinking things through very clearly.
- Blackpill: When an incel is essentially fml, tfw no gf's off this mortal coil.
- Raven: Legbeard in your current league who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: fat, has a hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue, is a feminist, is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to horrible music, has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos. This is what incels can choose from unless they improve upon themselves.
- Good People That Try To Help Them: Fucking normies that have excellent advice, but incels gonna incel. THERE IS NO HOPE. STOP TRYING.
Crawling In My Skin
Incels love music. They even create their own! Enjoy.
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Incel SubReddit Simulator
The r/incels subreddit where most of their ideas are shared has been made private, but thankfully the internet always archives.
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