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==Midori's Document of Keegan==
==Midori's Document of Keegan==


Some random douche (and a fucking simp) who is writing this article and the creator of this article under the name of {{ytchannel|UC0YeyCuhbsX4nGmakg-WRGQ|Midori}} (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), was a former friend of Keegan, made a ytpmv of Keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese and Korean sources like Gachimuchi or Olympus Guardian, into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings), with the BGM being Witch Doctor. Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori, nor his document, and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck, half the people who watches Midori's content (which half of his viewers are from Japan, have already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so.
Some random douche (and a fucking simp) who is writing this article and the creator of this article under the name of {{ytchannel|UC0YeyCuhbsX4nGmakg-WRGQ|Midori}} (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), was a former friend of Keegan, who decided to make a ytpmv out of Keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese and Korean sources like Shuzo Matsuoka or Olympus Guardian, into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings), with the BGM being Witch Doctor. Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori, nor his document, and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck, half the people who watches Midori's content (which half of his viewers are from Japan, have already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so.


{{center|<big>'''The YTPMV Midori made of Keegan'''</big>}}
{{center|<big>'''The YTPMV Midori made of Keegan'''</big>}}
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Midori’s purpose to write this article was because Keegan didn’t learn a single goddamn thing from his document, heck yet alone, Keegan wrote a document trying to say Midori was full of bullshit and that the article was put of context when in reality, it really showed that Keegan is a soon to become a [[pedophile]] when he doesn’t change his act, and take full responsibilities of his actions. Instead he’s still shoving the fact that he doesn’t need to listen to his haters and let alone, decided to join the GoAnimate community again for them to harass and manipulate his ex girlfriend, and his former friend Midori, Keegan’s two biggest targets.
Midori’s purpose to write this article was because Keegan didn’t learn a single goddamn thing from his document, heck yet alone, Keegan wrote a document trying to say Midori was full of bullshit and that the article was put of context when in reality, it really showed that Keegan is a soon to become a [[pedophile]] when he doesn’t change his act, and take full responsibilities of his actions. Instead he’s still shoving the fact that he doesn’t need to listen to his haters and let alone, decided to join the GoAnimate community again for them to harass and manipulate his ex girlfriend, and his former friend Midori, Keegan’s two biggest targets.  


Keegan's Document of him defending himself from this situation can be viewed here, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IL4zMF08hfyZtwKt21h7l9SUb-nVexkIIMYjG3mFVSc/edit?usp=sharing
Keegan's Document of him defending himself from this situation can be viewed here, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IL4zMF08hfyZtwKt21h7l9SUb-nVexkIIMYjG3mFVSc/edit?usp=sharing
After Midori wrote the document, Keegan decided to “retire” from YouTube only to comeback like two weeks later, which resulted him 3 days later to do the same shit and comeback a day later. This has been an ongoing thing where Keegan wastes everyone’s fucking time, giving more work for Midori to add to this fucking article. No wonder [[abortion]] exists in the first place.
At some point before the article, Keegan once wanted Midori to help him make visuals for a ytpmv only for it to actually suck. You can view it here
{{center|<big>'''Keegan’s “Greatest YTPMV”'''</big>}}
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Keegan also forced his waifu for ytpmv samples and sent them to Midori cause Keegan looked up to Midori and possibly jacked off to him as well, only for Midori to get pissed off, having to tell any others who has the sources of Ky to delete them.


Here are some of the screenshots Midori has posted onto the Keegan Document:
Here are some of the screenshots Midori has posted onto the Keegan Document:

Revision as of 02:36, 28 November 2021

Keegan Salisbury looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.
You could also add in actual humor.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! THIS ASPIE GREW UP TO ABUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.
I came here to fuck bitches.

Keegan James Salisbury (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a severely autistic 17-year-old unwanted piece of shit, wannabe hacker, DDoSer and general fucktarded sped who wastes his time on the internet doing lots of shit no one cares about or other rubbish that rightfully drew the ire of many. This fat enby faggot usually sits on his chair making ytpmvs, whacking off to his many waifus, some of which are underaged; DDoSing and hacking people he doesn't like, overreacting over the slightest provocations, having autistic meltdowns and harassing every girlfriend he ends up getting together with.

Who in the living fuck is this dude and why is this an article?

Some 17 year old kid who's been on the internet for a long time has done nothing but make shitty youtube poops and crappy ytpmv/otomads. He has done nothing but manipulate others by joining a community, finds a girl and then ends up harassing them to the point the girl gets extremely uncomfortable being on this planet.

Keegan's Sex Slaves

The following faggots listed below are Keegan's new squad of sex slaves best friends and fuckbuddies that are also fellow outcasts like he is.

  • CLoggermore - Also known as Mommadomma, she is an absolutely pea-brained, diaper-obsessed, disgusting, sweaty, smelly, stinky and mentally retarded bitch who is obsessed with Keegan to the point she decided to become a pedo just to own his haters. She makes some of the worst roleplays one can ever find, fills everything she says to the brim with her fucktarded diaper fetish shit obsession
  • LewmioA - This shit-stained, cum-greased lint roller treated Ky like fucking shit and would complain nonstop while ignoring everyone else. He also defamed Baby Lamb Creations all for attention and his daddy made him do push-ups as a result. Now that his former friends hated him, he had no choice but to crawl back to Xomdjl_ like a massive pussy along with the fact that Geoshea was completed obliterated off the web. Also he hates Madness Combat as apparently the fandom treated him like shit.
  • Isaac - A baby-faced crybaby that loves throwing tantrums on camera like a pussy while supporting RJ Kumar to no end. HE WANTS FUCKING LOVE!!!!
  • WonderSauce2005 - A chronically rude, backstabbing psychopath with severe buttsex addiction crippling him, especially when he does get to suck Isaac's weiner.
  • melsbacksfriend - A furry aspie with a creepy obsession with Vaporeon. He also happens to be one of his real life fuckbuddies.
  • RjGunner111 - Some crazy curry nigger who tried stealing Roszina Head's email to sign it up for several mailing lists and would constantly cyberstalk her nonstop. He also enjoys have gay buttsex orgies together with Isaac and Seth,

The Beginning

On September 15th 2004, Karrie Flannigan shat Keegan out of her vagina and bought him into the world. At a young age, Keegan was diagnosed with Ass Burgers.

Angry Birds for Google Chrome

Keegan's Love Quest!!!

Quick everyone, act like you're scared!

Similar to Chris-chan, who has a love quest by trying to get together with girls, Keegan has made a similar approach to wanting to fall in love with girls too. His recent ex-girlfriend, broke up with him cause of his sexually abusive attitude towards her. Fearing that his waifu would leave him forever, Keegan tried to use his permaban powers to bring her back to her server as well as forcing her to buy lewd clothes for herself so Keegan can jack his twizzler-esque microwang on her. After the breakup, Keegan felt very suicidal and developed a pornography addiction due to no longer having Ky to sexually abuse and live out his deranged incel fantasies.

See, he looks like Chris-chan, doesn't he?

You can literally compare Chris-chan to Keegan as they both:

  • Have Long hair
  • Autism
  • Mentally Disabled
  • Transtrenders - Keegan claims to be a "Demi Boy" and "Pansexual" at Ky's old server
  • Freaks
  • Disgusting

Midori's Document of Keegan

Some random douche (and a fucking simp) who is writing this article and the creator of this article under the name of Midori (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), was a former friend of Keegan, who decided to make a ytpmv out of Keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese and Korean sources like Shuzo Matsuoka or Olympus Guardian, into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings), with the BGM being Witch Doctor. Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori, nor his document, and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck, half the people who watches Midori's content (which half of his viewers are from Japan, have already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so.

The YTPMV Midori made of Keegan

Midori’s purpose to write this article was because Keegan didn’t learn a single goddamn thing from his document, heck yet alone, Keegan wrote a document trying to say Midori was full of bullshit and that the article was put of context when in reality, it really showed that Keegan is a soon to become a pedophile when he doesn’t change his act, and take full responsibilities of his actions. Instead he’s still shoving the fact that he doesn’t need to listen to his haters and let alone, decided to join the GoAnimate community again for them to harass and manipulate his ex girlfriend, and his former friend Midori, Keegan’s two biggest targets.

Keegan's Document of him defending himself from this situation can be viewed here, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IL4zMF08hfyZtwKt21h7l9SUb-nVexkIIMYjG3mFVSc/edit?usp=sharing

After Midori wrote the document, Keegan decided to “retire” from YouTube only to comeback like two weeks later, which resulted him 3 days later to do the same shit and comeback a day later. This has been an ongoing thing where Keegan wastes everyone’s fucking time, giving more work for Midori to add to this fucking article. No wonder abortion exists in the first place.

At some point before the article, Keegan once wanted Midori to help him make visuals for a ytpmv only for it to actually suck. You can view it here

Keegan’s “Greatest YTPMV”

Keegan also forced his waifu for ytpmv samples and sent them to Midori cause Keegan looked up to Midori and possibly jacked off to him as well, only for Midori to get pissed off, having to tell any others who has the sources of Ky to delete them.

Here are some of the screenshots Midori has posted onto the Keegan Document:

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Trivia

  • Keegan's bent duck is only 3 inches long.

See Also

  • Chris-Chan - The older version of Keegan, whom both are similarly the same people, just different ages.
  • Incel
  • Rape
  • YouTube Poop
  • YTPMV - the stupid shit Keegan makes yet alone the community wont accept him in again

External Links

Keegan Salisbury is part of a series on YouTube.

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