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:''Not to be confused with [[Fake News]]''
[[File:propaganda_foxnews.jpg|thumb|The Official News Channel of the Homeland]]
[[File:propaganda_foxnews.jpg|thumb|The Official News Channel of the Homeland]]
[[File:SheepleUSA.jpg|thumb|A typical [[retard|Fox News viewer]].]]
[[File:SheepleUSA.jpg|thumb|A typical [[retard|Fox News viewer]].]]
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[[File:Faux_news_geography_fail1.PNG|thumb|Fox News fails geography]]
[[File:Faux_news_geography_fail1.PNG|thumb|Fox News fails geography]]


{{quote|The most powerful people on the Internet don't work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they're a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds who congregate at a [[facepalm|largely unknown]] Web site called 4chan.org.|Faux News, about [[4chan]], 3,51[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2932957,00.html srsly].}}
{{quote|The most powerful people on the Internet don't work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they're a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds who congregate at a [[facepalm|largely unknown]] Web site called 4chan.org.|Faux News, about [[4chan]], 3,51[http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/04/08/4chan-rude-raunchy-underbelly-internet/ srsly].}}


'''Faux News''' (also known as '''Fox Noise''', '''Fucks News''', '''Fascist Obnoxious Xenophobes''', '''Fixed News''', '''Fox [[Jew]]s''', '''[[Republican|GOP]] TV''', '''the Word of [[Jesus]]''', '''[[W|Our Leader]]'s Glorious Official Republican Government News Network''' variations of these names or, by its [[gullible|cult]] [[Christian|worshipers]], '''Fox News''') is a comedy network for [[gullible]] [[Retards|Republicans]], [[white trash]], [[bitches]], and [[13-year-old boys]]. Of course, [[Some Argue|one could argue]] that Fox News is really just a huge [[troll]], but it's unlikely, seeing as they take everything so fucking [[Serious Business|seriously]], as evidenced by the fact that Fox is one of the biggest sources of drama on teh [[internets]] since [[Bush]] stole the election [[last Thursday]]. Countless blogs and political commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of [[Sean Hannity]] or that [[shemale]] [[Ann Coulter]] featured on the network. It is now popularly known that [[MSNBC]] is now the primary source for [[furries|Furfags]], seeing that Faux nooz is filled right wing [[ass-hats]] that oppress sexual tendencies and thoughts that they have and express [[uber]] uselessness over it.
'''Faux News''' (also known as '''Fox Noise''', ''' Goebbels Nazi Propaganda''', '''Fox Snooze''', '''Fascist Obnoxious Xenophobes''', '''Fixed News''', '''Cocks News''', '''Fox [[Jew]]s''', '''[[Republican|GOP]] TV''', '''PraAAAISE DE [[Satan|LAwd]]''', '''[[W|Our Leader]]'s Glorious Official Republican Government News Network''' variations of these names or, by its [[gullible|cult]] [[Christian|worshipers]], '''Fox News''') is a comedy network for [[gullible]] [[Retards|Republicans]], [[white trash]], [[bitches]], and [[13-year-old boys]]. Countless blogs and political commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of that [[shemale]] [[Ann Coulter]]. It is now popularly known that [[MSNBC]] is now the primary source for [[furries|Furfags]], seeing that Faux nooz is filled with right wing [[ass-hats]] that oppress sexual tendencies and thoughts that they have and express [[uber]] uselessness over it.  
 
Fox News is mostly dominated by traitorous Irish bastards, since sober minorities, a.k.a. not the Irish, would kill themselves when realizing that they are, indeed, working for Faux Nooz.  


It is rumored that the new logo of Fox News will be a triptych of the Virgin Mary crying in a glass of Miller Lite while shoving a potato up her cunt.
It is rumored that the new logo of Fox News will be a triptych of the Virgin Mary crying in a glass of Miller Lite while shoving a potato up her cunt.
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==Typical Fox Reporters, Propaganda Contributors==
==Typical Fox Reporters, Propaganda Contributors==
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*Shepard Smith, [[IRL]] self-hating''' semi-closeted homosexual'''  
*Shepard Smith, [[IRL]] self-hating''' semi-closeted homosexual'''  


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*Oliver North, war criminal and a member of the US military. But I repeat myself.
*Oliver North, war criminal and a member of the US military. But I repeat myself.


*[[Sean Hannity]]: Irish fuckface who invented the Paddy wagon move (Forcing a 5-year old boy to sing "Danny Boy" while fisting his ass into a greenish mush) see friendship between Hannity and well-known New Jersey white supremacist radio host [[Hal Turner]] [http://www.thenation.com/doc/20050620/blumenthal]
*[[Sean Hannity]]: Irish fuckface who invented the Paddy wagon move (Forcing a 5-year old boy to sing "Danny Boy" while fisting his ass into a greenish mush) see friendship between Hannity and well-known New Jersey white supremacist radio host [[Hal Turner]] [http://archive.fo/3ctk]


*[[Phil Shuman]][http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/InsideFox/Detail?contentId=11065&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=5.3.1]: Thinks raiding Habbo Hotel and spoiling Harry Potter constitutes an [[Internet Hate Machine]]
*[[Phil Shuman]][http://archive.fo/YFpu7]: Thinks raiding Habbo Hotel and spoiling Harry Potter constitutes an [[Internet Hate Machine]]


*[[Bill O'Reilly]], loves to [[fuck]] his co-workers while telling them to "shut up ..or put up" Also a douche.  Has recently become an accessory to [[Abortion|murder]].
*<s>[[Bill O'Reilly]], loves to [[fuck]] his co-workers while telling them to "shut up ..or put up" Also a douche.  Has recently become an accessory to [[Abortion|murder]].</s> [https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/bill-o-reilly-reportedly-out-fox-news-n748236 LOL NOPE!]


*[[Sarah Palin]]: Hired solely for the [[lulz]].  And the [[tits]].  Mostly the [[tits]].
*[[Sarah Palin]]: Hired solely for the [[lulz]].  And the [[tits]].  Mostly the [[tits]].


*<s>[[Glenn Beck]] a rapist/murderer back in 1990, openly calls 4chan a leftist pedophile network and linked 4chan to Obama on his paranoid chalk board theories. Also known as the lead singer of the hair-metal band "Glönn Böck."</s> LOL [http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-04-06/entertainment/30096784_1_ailes-anti-fox-fox-news-channel FIRED]
*<s>[[Glenn Beck]] a rapist/murderer back in 1990, openly calls 4chan a leftist pedophile network and linked 4chan to Obama on his paranoid chalk board theories. Also known as the lead singer of the hair-metal band "Glönn Böck."</s> LOL [http://archive.fo/XgpFb FIRED]


*<s>[[Rachel Marsden]]</s> LOL FIRED
*<s>[[Rachel Marsden]]</s> LOL FIRED
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*Making fists with your fellow black person and putting them together is considered a TERRORIST FIST JAB and is a bigger threat to America than [[B|cancer]] and [[diabeetus]] combined.
*Making fists with your fellow black person and putting them together is considered a TERRORIST FIST JAB and is a bigger threat to America than [[B|cancer]] and [[diabeetus]] combined.
*The [[Newgrounds]] Torture Game 2 is disgusting, Melissa, and will make kids immune to physical pain and go kill anyone they want.
*The [[Newgrounds]] Torture Game 2 is disgusting, Melissa, and will make kids immune to physical pain and go kill anyone they want.
 
*[[Happy Mexican Lady Without Context|Post a photo without context]]; leave readers to figure that one out on their own.
==USAMA IS DEAD==
[[File:Ubama.JPG|thumb|175px|"<strike>Whose</strike> Usama?"
Who's is the contraction form of "who is." Way to demonstrate the superiority of the liberal intellect, dipshit.]]
<strike>''Fawks News'' don't even know how to report on one of the biggest breaking news in possibly all of the [[USA|United States of America]].
 
Let alone they sent out an email which also reads ''Multiple sources tell Fox News that Usama Bin Laden was killed a week ago by a U.S. bomb''. Seriously. WHAT THE FUCK, FAWKS NEWS?</strike>
 
Or then again maybe I'm just a [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Leftard leftarded] dumbass who doesn't know that Usama is both a [http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_terrorists/usama-bin-laden legitimate and official transliteration] of an [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Sand_nigger Arabic] name.
 
And, apparently fawks news can't even tell the difference between the [[Barack Obama|President of the USA]] and a [[Osama Bin Laden|dead mass murderer]]. Osama Bin Laden, Barack Obama or Ubama Obama Bin Ladin.
 
[[File:Obamaladen.PNG|175px|"And again."]] [[File:1304317001348.jpg|175px|"And again."]]


==Fox News versus Anonymous==
==Fox News versus Anonymous==
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The plan [[doing it wrong|backfired]], and the boos were so loud the stadium [[failed|tried]] to drown it out by turning up the music. That did little however to distract from the [[lulz|numerous thumbs-down gestures and Obama/Biden signs in the audience]]. And when the time came, Palin didn't even drop the puck herself.
The plan [[doing it wrong|backfired]], and the boos were so loud the stadium [[failed|tried]] to drown it out by turning up the music. That did little however to distract from the [[lulz|numerous thumbs-down gestures and Obama/Biden signs in the audience]]. And when the time came, Palin didn't even drop the puck herself.
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Faux News for their part tried to polish this turd by splicing together overhead footage that cut out the audience and using crappy audio that drowned out most of the booing.
Faux News for their part tried to polish this turd by splicing together overhead footage that cut out the audience and using crappy audio that drowned out most of the booing.


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Amazon has since taken off all the reviews that stated they hadn't read the book. But, it turns out the book's crappy enough, even without [[nerd rage]], and over 100 people still give it a 1/5 rating, while four people were paid enough to give it a 5/5 rating.[http://www.amazon.com/Cult-Perfection-Making-Peace-Overachiever/product-reviews/1599211793/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending Sample here.]
Amazon has since taken off all the reviews that stated they hadn't read the book. But, it turns out the book's crappy enough, even without [[nerd rage]], and over 100 people still give it a 1/5 rating, while four people were paid enough to give it a 5/5 rating.[http://www.amazon.com/Cult-Perfection-Making-Peace-Overachiever/product-reviews/1599211793/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending Sample here.]
===EA UNLEASHES THE FURY===
===[[EA]] UNLEASHES THE FURY===


After the interview [[Electronic Arts|EA]] executives called out Fox News's [[bullshit]] debate with an [[ALL CAPS]] letter debunking the lies that where [[shit|spoken]]. Basically the letter defended the hundred of [[nerd]]s who put in [[last Thursday|years]] to make this game. [http://kotaku.com/348187/ea-calls-fox-out-on-insulting-mass-effect-inaccuracies]
After the interview [[EA|Electronic Arts]] executives called out Fox News's [[bullshit]] debate with an [[ALL CAPS]] letter debunking the lies that where [[shit|spoken]]. Basically the letter defended the hundred of [[nerd]]s who put in [[last Thursday|years]] to make this {{Archive|i6bR|game}}.


{{quote|<small><small>The resulting coverage was insulting to the men and women who spent years creating a game which is acclaimed by critics for its high creative standards. As video games continue to take audiences away from television, we expect to see more TV news stories warning parents about the corrupting influence of interactive entertainment. But this represents a new level of recklessness.
{{quote|<small><small>The resulting coverage was insulting to the men and women who spent years creating a game which is acclaimed by critics for its high creative standards. As video games continue to take audiences away from television, we expect to see more TV news stories warning parents about the corrupting influence of interactive entertainment. But this represents a new level of recklessness.
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Result: EA does [[EPIC]] [[PWNAGE]] on Fox and is, for the first and last time in the history of the world, the good guy.
Result: EA does [[EPIC]] [[PWNAGE]] on Fox and is, for the first and last time in the history of the world, the good guy.
===Update: The [[Cunt]] Apologizes===
===Update: The [[Cunt]] Apologizes===


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==Faux News Shoops Photos==
==Faux News Shoops Photos==
[[File:Fox news shoops liberals.jpg|thumb|[[This looks shooped]]...]]
[[File:Fox news shoops liberals.jpg|thumb|[[This looks shooped]]...]]
On July 2, 2008, everyone's favorite propaganda hate machine ran a segment calling ''New York Times'' editor and reporter Steven Reddicliffe and Jacques Steinberg "attack dogs," because they mentioned that [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/28/arts/television/28rati.html?_r=1&oref=slogin Fox News' ratings were slipping], probably because people don't want to be fed bullshit during the presidential elections. Fox thought this statistical data was an attack on their [[lol|fair and balanced]] news coverage, so they counter-attacked the ''New York Times'' by having a circle-jerk about how Reddicliffe was fired from Fox, makes less money now working for the ''New York Times'', and wrote the report because he hates Fox, and additionally, Fox [http://mediamatters.org/items/200807020002 posted altered photos of the two reporters] to give them Jew noses, yellow teeth, receding hairlines, and darkened circles around their eyes. Showing the average intelligence of people who get their news from Fox, because who wants to get news from ugly people?
On July 2, 2008, everyone's favorite propaganda hate machine ran a segment calling ''New York Times'' editor and reporter Steven Reddicliffe and Jacques Steinberg "attack dogs," because they mentioned that [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/28/arts/television/28rati.html?_r=1&oref=slogin Fox News' ratings were slipping], probably because people don't want to be fed bullshit during the presidential elections. Fox thought this statistical data was an attack on their [[lol|fair and balanced]] news coverage, so they counter-attacked the ''New York Times'' by having a circle-jerk about how Reddicliffe was fired from Fox, makes less money now working for the ''New York Times'', and wrote the report because he hates Fox, and additionally, Fox [http://mediamatters.org/items/200807020002 posted altered photos of the two reporters] to give them Jew noses, yellow teeth, receding hairlines, and darkened circles around their eyes. So, your average Jew.


==Taking on Fark==
==Taking on Fark==
On August 17, 2007, Fox News attempted to [[hacker|h4x0r]] [[Fark]] and steal their internets. [http://valleywag.com/tech/exclusive/fark-founder-accuses-fox-newsman-of-hacking-290286.php] However, since Fox's crack team of internet counter-hate machines is made up of people who regularly get pwned by [[script kiddies]], they got absolutely nowhere and failed so hard that Rupert Murdoch crapped lazers.
On August 17, 2007, Fox News attempted to [[hacker|h4x0r]] [[Fark]] and steal their internets. {{Archive|Imqq7}} However, since Fox's crack team of internet counter-hate machines is made up of people who regularly get pwned by [[script kiddies]], they got absolutely nowhere and failed so hard that Rupert Murdoch crapped lazers.


==More Valuable Information To Come From Fox News==
==More Valuable Information To Come From Fox News==
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'''Fox is so considerate.'''
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'''Fox [[Lol-cow]]s "discuss"ing Mass Effect'''
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'''''[[Jism]]'' - the new name for [[milk]]'''
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'''Shepard Smith, host of his own show reminds Jennifer Lopez about what people in the Bronx really want'''
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'''How Fox News anchors establish credentials'''}}}}


== Still "Fair and Balanced"  ==
== Still "Fair and Balanced"  ==
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This phrase was coined by Faux News anchor '''Ernie Anastos''' during a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Keep%20fucking%20that%20chicken&defid=4242406  live broadcast] of the [[New York]] local news.
This phrase was coined by Faux News anchor '''Ernie Anastos''' during a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Keep%20fucking%20that%20chicken&defid=4242406  live broadcast] of the [[New York]] local news.
{{tinyquote|It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick. '''Keep fucking that chicken'''.}}
{{tinyquote|It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick. '''Keep fucking that chicken'''.}}
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The quote was an obvious rip-off of [[chikins]] producer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Perdue Frank Perdue's] original catchphrase, ''"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken"'', which went [[Fail|badly wrong]] when Anastos tried to use it. The original Perdue campaign also generated unintentional [[lulz]] when the [[Mexico|Mexican]] translation of their catchphrase ended up telling people, ''"It takes a hard man to get your '[[cock|chicken]]' aroused"'' ("polla" meaning 'dick' in Spanish). It's pretty obvious that Anastos meant this version.
The quote was an obvious rip-off of [[chikins]] producer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Perdue Frank Perdue's] original catchphrase, ''"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken"'', which went [[Fail|badly wrong]] when Anastos tried to use it. The original Perdue campaign also generated unintentional [[lulz]] when the [[Mexico|Mexican]] translation of their catchphrase ended up telling people, ''"It takes a hard man to get your '[[cock|chicken]]' aroused"'' ("polla" meaning 'dick' in Spanish). It's pretty obvious that Anastos meant this version.
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{{quote|From now on I am watching Pox News. Now ''there's'' a trashy news show.|Muppet}}
{{quote|From now on I am watching Pox News. Now ''there's'' a trashy news show.|Muppet}}


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In November, 2009, [[Sesame Street]] included [http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/11/05/fox-news-v-sesame-street-beck-oreilly-fans-angry-over-oscar/ an old skit] where [[ODB|Oscar the Grouch]] gets into an argument over his liberal news show resulting in a caller telling him she's switching to watching '''Pox News'''. This -naturally- caused immediate butthurt at the official [[propaganda|'news' channel]] of the Republican Party prompting [[gay|Papa Bear]] O'Reilly to return fire at Sesame Street.
In November, 2009, [[Sesame Street]] included [http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/11/05/fox-news-v-sesame-street-beck-oreilly-fans-angry-over-oscar/ an old skit] where [[ODB|Oscar the Grouch]] gets into an argument over his liberal news show resulting in a caller telling him she's switching to watching '''Pox News'''. This -naturally- caused immediate butthurt at the official [[propaganda|'news' channel]] of the Republican Party prompting [[gay|Papa Bear]] O'Reilly to return fire at Sesame Street.
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Other butthurt conservatives in the blogosphere were [http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/sright/2009/11/03/l-is-for-leftist-thats-good-enough-for-me/ not so kind].
Other butthurt conservatives in the blogosphere were [https://web.archive.org/web/20091107223320/http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/sright/2009/11/03/l-is-for-leftist-thats-good-enough-for-me/ not so kind].


{{tinyquote|PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news?  The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of “Sesame Street” without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority.|Butthurt blogger}}
{{tinyquote|PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news?  The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of “Sesame Street” without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority.|Butthurt blogger}}
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On July 4 (lol), 2011, a group of l33t h@xxorz called the [[Script Kiddies]] ([http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/04/ap/politics/main20076687.shtml|no, rly!]) [[Retarded|decided it would be a great idea]] to [[hack]] into the [[Oxymoron|Faux News Politics]] [[Twitter]], which is apparently shown on Faux, and tweet that [[President Obama]] had been pwned by [[Jews]] in Iowa.  
On July 4 (lol), 2011, a group of l33t h@xxorz called the [[Script Kiddies]] ([http://archive.fo/ebEXK no, rly!]) [[Retarded|decided it would be a great idea]] to [[hack]] into the [[Oxymoron|Faux News Politics]] [[Twitter]], which is apparently shown on Faux, and tweet that [[President Obama]] had been pwned by [[Jews]] in Iowa.  


Faux [[Bill O'Reilly|denizens]] pretended that they hadn't creamed themselves over the prospect of [[black Jesus]] getting IRL permb& by calling the attack "[[Awesome|malicious]]" and "[[For Great Justice|false]]". Meanwhile, all of the [[13-year-old-boys]] responsible for the attack watch fearfully from their bedroom windows for the [[Party Van]], before it inevitably shows up to drag them away.  
Faux [[Bill O'Reilly|denizens]] pretended that they hadn't creamed themselves over the prospect of [[black Jesus]] getting IRL permb& by calling the attack "[[Awesome|malicious]]" and "[[For Great Justice|false]]". Meanwhile, all of the [[13-year-old-boys]] responsible for the attack watch fearfully from their bedroom windows for the [[Party Van]], before it inevitably shows up to drag them away.
 
==War with [[Donald Trump|Trump]]==
 
{{quote|I think the big problem this country has is being ''Politically Correct''.|[[Donald Trump]] says what needs to be said to [[Camwhore|Megyn Kelly]]}}
 
On August 6, 2015, during the GOP debate, [[Camwhore|Megyn Kelly]] asked [[God|Donald Trump]] about his past insults towards [[women]] in which he replied "Only [[Rosie O'Donnell]]".  After that he talks about how he doesn't have time to be [[Politically Correct|PC]].  Later in the debate, she asked him about his [[Liberal]] past (since she is unaware that people can evolve on topics).
 
Later on, [[Bitch|Kelly]] went after [[The Donald]] on her show, while Trump retaliated via [[Twitter]] causing an ongoing fight between the two.  At one point, [[Autism|Roger Ailes]] demanded that Trump apologizes to Kelly.  However, he refused to apologize because he is known for not apologizing.
 
On September 23, [[Donald Trump]] said he would not be on Faux Jews for the forseeable future.[https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/646716373473853442]


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Faux-News-poster.gif
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File:Haetmachine.jpg|[[TOW]] on [[Fox|FAUX]]: What, me fearmonger?
File:Foxnewsbrainwash.jpg|Fox News brainwashing
File:Internet_hate_machine.JPG|Fox shows its true colors.
File:Internet_hate_machine.JPG|Fox shows its true colors.
File:Foxjewschannel.gif|Video proof of the Fox Jews Channel.
File:Foxjewschannel.gif|Video proof of the Fox Jews Channel.
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File:Hannitysucksass.jpg|[[True]]
File:Hannitysucksass.jpg|[[True]]
File:Nazifoxnews.jpg|A new Fox News logo being considered.
File:Nazifoxnews.jpg|A new Fox News logo being considered.
File:Haetmachine.jpg|[[TOW]] on [[Fox|FAUX]]: What, me fearmonger?
File:ThankYouFoxNews.jpg|Meanwhile, in [[America]]...
File:ThankYouFoxNews.jpg|Meanwhile, in [[America]]...
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
 
*[http://foxnewscomments.com/ Fair and balanced audience]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBN-qhRdfI0 Beware: The Emo Scene!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBN-qhRdfI0 Beware: The Emo Scene!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAnOVcRVO2g FOX 11, news everyone wants.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAnOVcRVO2g FOX 11, news everyone wants.]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVOJYYwMaA An Impartial Look At Fox News]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVOJYYwMaA An Impartial Look At Fox News]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1c0pHLkj3A OH LAWDS]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1c0pHLkj3A OH LAWDS]
*[http://nypost.com/2015/01/26/man-shot-outside-news-corp-building-in-nyc/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow It is a well known fact that Fox News can, in fact, cause someone to An Hero, lol]


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Cooper Lawrence]]
*[[Cooper Lawrence]]
*[[Conservative]]
*[[Conservative]]
*[[Drinkingwithbob]
*[[Drinkingwithbob]]
*[[Ian Schwartz]]
*[[Ian Schwartz]]
*[[Masud Ali]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Republican]]
*[[Republican]]
*[[Retardation]]
*[[Retardation]]
*[[Russia Today]]- trendy russkie propaganda network
*[[The Onion]]
*[[The Onion]]
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The Official News Channel of the Homeland
A typical Fox News viewer.
Billo The Clown lurking on /b/.
Typical Faux News broadcast.
Megyn Kelly, Camwhore?
Fox News fails geography


   
 
The most powerful people on the Internet don't work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they're a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds who congregate at a largely unknown Web site called 4chan.org.
 

 
 

—Faux News, about 4chan, 3,51srsly.

Faux News (also known as Fox Noise, Goebbels Nazi Propaganda, Fox Snooze, Fascist Obnoxious Xenophobes, Fixed News, Cocks News, Fox Jews, GOP TV, PraAAAISE DE LAwd, Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network variations of these names or, by its cult worshipers, Fox News) is a comedy network for gullible Republicans, white trash, bitches, and 13-year-old boys. Countless blogs and political commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of that shemale Ann Coulter. It is now popularly known that MSNBC is now the primary source for Furfags, seeing that Faux nooz is filled with right wing ass-hats that oppress sexual tendencies and thoughts that they have and express uber uselessness over it.

It is rumored that the new logo of Fox News will be a triptych of the Virgin Mary crying in a glass of Miller Lite while shoving a potato up her cunt.

Christianhillbilly gets his facts from Fox News (moar liek Fox JEWs, amirite?). Some argue that Rupert Murdoch is in fact Jew (and everyone acknowledges that he serves Zionist interests), and did WTC to generate lulzy footage for his news empire to replay over 9000 times in any given week. Foreigners and Noam Chomsky hate Fox News because Fox covers liberals and terrorists getting raped by real men with guns. Supporters of Fox argue that the network simply reports the rape, and allows its viewers to decide if the victims were asking for it.

Faux News has been scientifically proven to increase viewer stupidity.

Typical Fox Reporters, Propaganda Contributors

  • Shepard Smith, IRL self-hating semi-closeted homosexual
  • Oliver North, war criminal and a member of the US military. But I repeat myself.
  • Sean Hannity: Irish fuckface who invented the Paddy wagon move (Forcing a 5-year old boy to sing "Danny Boy" while fisting his ass into a greenish mush) see friendship between Hannity and well-known New Jersey white supremacist radio host Hal Turner [1]
  • Glenn Beck a rapist/murderer back in 1990, openly calls 4chan a leftist pedophile network and linked 4chan to Obama on his paranoid chalk board theories. Also known as the lead singer of the hair-metal band "Glönn Böck." LOL FIRED
  • Ann Coulter, You can't call her a cunt, cause she has a dick. Frustrating.

Examples of Fox News Logic

Is that a bomb strapped to his chest?
Fox has strange bed-fellows.
Oh lawls we're clever.
Not shooped. Srsly.
  • Anonymous is a gang of hackers on steroids: internet terrorists, convening within a top-secret site in order to more effectively blow up yellow vans. You must buy a dog, close your curtains and install phone tracing and a new security system to prevent this.
  • Heath Ledger committed suicide because he either watched the South Carolina Debates, was depressed about the drop in the stock market, or was just "weird."[3]
  • AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE IS TERRORISM! [4]
  • The Half Hour News Hour is not racist, nor biased; but rather, hilarious!? (correction: Fox Inc. worst mistake).
  • Osama Bin Laden did WTC, NOT Jews. (This aside, Osama is actually a Jew too LOL)
  • Fred Phelps is an evil man, yet gays are sub-human creatures that must be lynched.
  • Nintendo DS is used by child molesters who lure children into their picto-chat sessions while driving, to rape them.
  • PSP is high powered computer that gets porn out of thin air, and is used in school!11
  • Fox News attempted humor with The Half Hour News Hour and failed.
  • If you are an American Presidential Candidate, and you want to prove your patriotism by not wearing an American flag pin, you are a terrorist.
  • Mass Effect has full nudity, graphic pr0n and deserves an AO rating, because the woman who didn't play the game believes it. Also, there are chainsaws in GTA IV takes 200+ hours to complete, because the man who didn't play the game said so.
  • Making fists with your fellow black person and putting them together is considered a TERRORIST FIST JAB and is a bigger threat to America than cancer and diabeetus combined.
  • The Newgrounds Torture Game 2 is disgusting, Melissa, and will make kids immune to physical pain and go kill anyone they want.
  • Post a photo without context; leave readers to figure that one out on their own.

Fox News versus Anonymous

See HACKERS ON STEROIDS and The Incident.

Sean Hannity vs Robert Gibbs


   
 
No u! Let's change the subject. No u!
 

 
 

If this is the best we can throw at them, then it's clear why these pricks prevail.

Fox tries to shield Sarah Palin from booing crowd

Sarah Palin's latest political stunt was to reinforce her "hockey mom" image by dropping the first puck at a hockey game in Philadelphia. Anticipating bad press from the get go, Faux News website released the following statement:


   
 
The GOP Vice-Presidential nominee said at an earlier fundraiser that she would stop some of the booing from the rowdy Philadelphia fans by putting her seven year old daughter, Piper in a Flyers jersey. She said, "How dare they boo Piper!"
 

 
 

— Sarah Palin, showing just how good a mother she is

The plan backfired, and the boos were so loud the stadium tried to drown it out by turning up the music. That did little however to distract from the numerous thumbs-down gestures and Obama/Biden signs in the audience. And when the time came, Palin didn't even drop the puck herself.

Faux News for their part tried to polish this turd by splicing together overhead footage that cut out the audience and using crappy audio that drowned out most of the booing.

Fox News: Saving the World One Vidya at a Time

HELP! I'M BEING DESENSITIZED! ALL WOMEN ARE OBJECTS OF DESIRE, AND I DESIRE SEX FROM THEM! MY DEVELOPING MIND CANNOT HANDLE THE MATURE SITUATIONS IN THIS GAME! WHO AM I?! WHAT AM I?! HALP ME FAUX NEWS! SAVE ME FROM A NEVER ENDING SPIRAL OF NAUGHTY THOUGHTS!

The biggest threat to a god-fearing, fag-hating nation, aside from terrorists, liberals, liberal-terrorists, and atheist heathens, is the vidya. Jack Thompson is a prime candidate when it comes to providing completely unreliable "research" that the reason your little boy raped a girl, stole a car, and murdered a number of people is not due to bad parenting, but because of a video game where he repeatedly pressed the X button. But we're not talking about any hack-lawyer who needs to be put into a retirement home this time, we're talking about a hack-psychiatrist named Cooper Lawrence. Dr. Lawrence (not a real doctor, but a doctor in the same way that Dr Pepper or Dr Dre are doctors) appeared on Fox News to discuss the psychological harm that can be induced by the popular vidya "Mass Effect". Surely, they're going to discuss the harmful xenophobic effects of fighting a universally evil alien race, right? Of creating lines between 'us' and 'them' based on appearance rather than values and actions? Fuck that hippie bullshit. Faux News is going to discuss the three minutes of DIGITAL, FULL FRONTAL, TOTALLY EXPLICIT, FILTHY, UNNATURAL, MIND-CORRUPTING NUDITY! Seriously, they compared the Xbox 360 (at the time with a lower survival rate than a black man at a Klan-Nazi pancake breakfast) to Pandora's Box (the box that unleashed corrupting evil to humanity). Cooper gave her two cents about "all the research" and how teenagers with their Play-Dough minds see women as objects of desire. Amazingly, the smartest person there was from Spike TV, Geoff Keighley, who not only got Cooper to say that she never actually played Mass Effect, but that there was only a bit of alien side-boob, AND that you actually needed to build a relationship before there's even a chance to get any tail, while Cooper seemed adamant that every female encounter in the game included a 'Press X to Rape' command option. And thus it was proven that a well-known news station can be ousted intellectually by a channel dedicated to James Bond marathons, softcore porn-based comedy, and UFC. As Keighley tried to explain that nothing being said was true about the content of the game, and it was all blatant lies and bullshit, Faux News decided to cut off the liberal-fag-loving-terrorist, and went back to raging about children playing porn games. And then when they had their little moralistic circle-jerk about how awful it is, they all acted as if Geoff hadn't spoken at all.

Normally this kind of bullshit ends as a never-ending nerd rage on YouTube, but a few days later, Cooper Lawrence got her just desserts on Amazon.com. Gamers calling Cooper on her bullshit flocked to wherever a review of her latest book "The Cult of Perfection: Making Peace with Your Inner Overachiever" could be deposited, and proceeded to ruin her reputation as a person with any amount of intelligence. Honestly, would you want to buy a self-help book from a person who makes arguments without research? Or take advice from someone stupid enough to insult an interest of the interwebs (video games) and imply the evil of another (porn), then try and market her book immediately thereafter? It's like murdering someone in front of their family, then giving them a business card that has your name, address, and closest friends and treasured valuables listed in case you want to exact revenge while expecting them to send you gift baskets that *don't* include explosives.

Wipe that smug sense of self-satisfaction off her face with calling out her bullshit


   
 
Excuse me "Darling", I guess I don’t have to read your book to bash it the same way you don’t have to play or even research a game you are talking about before you go on Fox News and spout your ignorance as fact. You are a moron and an attention whore.
 

 
 

—Anonymous Reviewer

   
 
This woman has no business spreading any kind of media. She bases her theories on conjecture and nonsensical hearsay instead of fact. What she said about Mass Effect on FOX was an utter disgrace and I implore anybody who is considering buying her book to steer well clear. She is merely an opportunistic faker who will spout on about any topic, regardless of her knowledge on the subject.
 

 
 

—Anonymous Reviewer

   
 
I am giving Ms. Lawrence a poor review because she makes assumptions that are not based on fact. During her Fox news report, she blatantly lied and completely misinformed the public. This is not acceptable behavior, and how does she expect me to read her book and believe what she has to say?
 

 
 

—Anonymous Reviewer

Amazon has since taken off all the reviews that stated they hadn't read the book. But, it turns out the book's crappy enough, even without nerd rage, and over 100 people still give it a 1/5 rating, while four people were paid enough to give it a 5/5 rating.Sample here.

EA UNLEASHES THE FURY

After the interview Electronic Arts executives called out Fox News's bullshit debate with an ALL CAPS letter debunking the lies that where spoken. Basically the letter defended the hundred of nerds who put in years to make this game.


   
 
The resulting coverage was insulting to the men and women who spent years creating a game which is acclaimed by critics for its high creative standards. As video games continue to take audiences away from television, we expect to see more TV news stories warning parents about the corrupting influence of interactive entertainment. But this represents a new level of recklessness.

Do you watch the Fox Network? Do you watch Family Guy? Have you ever seen The OC? Do you think the sexual situations in Mass Effect are any more graphic than scenes routinely aired on those shows? Do you honestly believe that young people have more exposure to Mass Effect than to those prime time shows?

This isn't a legal threat; it's an appeal to your sense of fairness. We're asking FNC to correct the record on Mass Effect.
 


 
 

—Jeff Brown, VP of EA

Result: EA does EPIC PWNAGE on Fox and is, for the first and last time in the history of the world, the good guy.

Update: The Cunt Apologizes

So after receiving a lot of flak from all corners of the gaming world and from having much butthurt on amazon, the cunt actually decides to watch someone else play the game for two and a half hours. She then realizes that she's fucking retarded, because who could get off watching an alien bone a human?[5] [6]


   
 
I recognize that I misspoke. I really regret saying that, and now that I’ve seen the game and seen the sex scenes it’s kind of a joke. Before the show I had asked somebody about what they had heard, and they had said it’s like pornography. But it’s not like pornography. I’ve seen episodes of Lost that are more sexually explicit.
 

 
 

—Cooper 'Pretentious Cunt' Lawrence, still managing to be insulting during her apology. An exemplar of the Faux Way.

Despite apologizing to the gaming community for all of the bullshit accusations, the rape over her book on amazon shall continue to prove a lesson to the people at faux news and anyone who goes on who makes any false accusations and promoting a book at the same time, will feel the wrath of the gaming community.

Intertubes H4x0r3d

On July 22, 2007, an illiterate 5th-grader found the intertubes root password by guessing where it was saved: On the Fox News website. Here's what he saw when he signed in:

Surprise Buttsecks!
Fox News Makes You Stupid
Breaking News
Fox News is the one on the left

Fox News leaves their root images directory open for perusal.

Faux News Shoops Photos

This looks shooped...

On July 2, 2008, everyone's favorite propaganda hate machine ran a segment calling New York Times editor and reporter Steven Reddicliffe and Jacques Steinberg "attack dogs," because they mentioned that Fox News' ratings were slipping, probably because people don't want to be fed bullshit during the presidential elections. Fox thought this statistical data was an attack on their fair and balanced news coverage, so they counter-attacked the New York Times by having a circle-jerk about how Reddicliffe was fired from Fox, makes less money now working for the New York Times, and wrote the report because he hates Fox, and additionally, Fox posted altered photos of the two reporters to give them Jew noses, yellow teeth, receding hairlines, and darkened circles around their eyes. So, your average Jew.

Taking on Fark

On August 17, 2007, Fox News attempted to h4x0r Fark and steal their internets. (archive) However, since Fox's crack team of internet counter-hate machines is made up of people who regularly get pwned by script kiddies, they got absolutely nowhere and failed so hard that Rupert Murdoch crapped lazers.

More Valuable Information To Come From Fox News

Statistical Analysis of Fox's broadcasts uncover that it is actually a Porn Channel not a News Channel

Fox is so considerate.

Fox Lol-cows "discuss"ing Mass Effect

Jism - the new name for milk

Shepard Smith, host of his own show reminds Jennifer Lopez about what people in the Bronx really want

How Fox News anchors establish credentials

Still "Fair and Balanced"

Proving they're still a well informed news organization, the Fox 11 report on January 31st, 2008, aimed at "cyber-bullying," included more top notch news reporting about the dangers of the internet. Most of the examples are retarded idiots who can't deal with anyone pointing out the truth of how much of a fag they really are, who then make up shit and go to Faux news for a chance at popularity. Don't miss the surprise cameo from YouTube's biggest crybaby Goronchev.



He was there the entire time.
In this screencap, Goronchev BAAAWWs about ZOMG SO MEAN Anonymous.


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Keep Fucking that Chicken

LOLWUT?
Anastos on the job

This phrase was coined by Faux News anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the New York local news.

 
 
It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick. Keep fucking that chicken.
 

 


The quote was an obvious rip-off of chikins producer Frank Perdue's original catchphrase, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken", which went badly wrong when Anastos tried to use it. The original Perdue campaign also generated unintentional lulz when the Mexican translation of their catchphrase ended up telling people, "It takes a hard man to get your 'chicken' aroused" ("polla" meaning 'dick' in Spanish). It's pretty obvious that Anastos meant this version.

At least now we know what KFC stands for.

Fox News vs Sesame Street

   
 
From now on I am watching Pox News. Now there's a trashy news show.
 

 
 

—Muppet


In November, 2009, Sesame Street included an old skit where Oscar the Grouch gets into an argument over his liberal news show resulting in a caller telling him she's switching to watching Pox News. This -naturally- caused immediate butthurt at the official 'news' channel of the Republican Party prompting Papa Bear O'Reilly to return fire at Sesame Street.


Other butthurt conservatives in the blogosphere were not so kind.


 
 
PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news? The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of “Sesame Street” without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority.
 

 

—Butthurt blogger



 
 
I first saw that episode last year and couldn't believe what I was hearing. We're watching Disney more now, but I have to monitor to make sure I explain things to my daughter when it does get left leaning.
 

 

—Butthurt conservative.


Fox now approves of CP?


You watch that? Good. Now watch it again and pause at 1:39. BALEETED Thats right. tittay. 10 year old tittay. Fox news has once again been hypocritical. *big surprise* At the moment /b/ is rampaging, and has started a war against fox. Again. The war has been dubbed Operation PEDOFOX, and many a /b/tard have been sending in reports to various other news networks and even the FCC.

BREAKING NEWS! HACKERS ON STEROIDS PWN FAUX NEWS TWITTER!

On July 4 (lol), 2011, a group of l33t h@xxorz called the Script Kiddies (no, rly!) decided it would be a great idea to hack into the Faux News Politics Twitter, which is apparently shown on Faux, and tweet that President Obama had been pwned by Jews in Iowa.

Faux denizens pretended that they hadn't creamed themselves over the prospect of black Jesus getting IRL permb& by calling the attack "malicious" and "false". Meanwhile, all of the 13-year-old-boys responsible for the attack watch fearfully from their bedroom windows for the Party Van, before it inevitably shows up to drag them away.

War with Trump

   
 
I think the big problem this country has is being Politically Correct.
 

 
 

Donald Trump says what needs to be said to Megyn Kelly

On August 6, 2015, during the GOP debate, Megyn Kelly asked Donald Trump about his past insults towards women in which he replied "Only Rosie O'Donnell". After that he talks about how he doesn't have time to be PC. Later in the debate, she asked him about his Liberal past (since she is unaware that people can evolve on topics).

Later on, Kelly went after The Donald on her show, while Trump retaliated via Twitter causing an ongoing fight between the two. At one point, Roger Ailes demanded that Trump apologizes to Kelly. However, he refused to apologize because he is known for not apologizing.

On September 23, Donald Trump said he would not be on Faux Jews for the forseeable future.[7]

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