Roe v. Wade

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ROE V WADE WAS OVERTURNED BY THE SUPREME COURT! MURDEROUS FRONTHOLES ON SUICIDE WATCH!
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Roe v. Wade was a 1973 ruling by the Jewnited States Supreme Court in which seven unelected, mostly white, heterosexual, cisgendered men with a serious case of God Complex decided that abortion is somehow a woman's constitutional right despite not being mentioned anywhere in the U.S. Cuntstitution. The decision is regarded by liberal Democrat feminists and soyboys as a key victory in the War on Unborn Parasites and is considered by conservative Republican Christians as an affront to God. As usual, both sides of the abortion debate are wrong and only succeed in making themselves look like complete mongoloids whenever they open their big, fat mouths.

In reality, Roe v. Wade is a prime example of judicial overreach that has resulted in nearly half a century of America's failed two party system fighting over control of the Supreme Court in order to either protect or destroy the landmark mistake that turned abortion from a DIY procedure that could be performed for free with a coat hanger into a booming, billion dollar industry that kills more blacks in a single year than the LAPD and AIDS can kill in two years.

In case you're retarded, the Supreme Court is part of the Judicial Branch of the U.S. Government which is tasked with determining the constitutionality of laws passed by the Legislative Branch – in other words, the Supreme Court is not supposed to make laws, it merely supposed to interpret them.

Roe vs. Wade vs. Alien vs. Predator

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Roe v. Wade was a case brought by Jane Roe (Powerword: Norma Leah McCorvey Nelson), a 21-year-old pregnant slut, against Dallas County District Attorney, Henry Menasco Wade, challenging the constitutionality of a Texas law that criminalized helping a woman to murder her unborn child. Because she believed that Texas law included a loophole in the case of rape and incest, Norma initially tried to justify killing her baby by falsely claiming to have been raped but was ultimately unsuccessful due to not having filed a police report and due to the fact that Texas had no such exception in the law.

Roe v. Wade overturned

Moar info: Clarence Thomas.

Result of the reversal of Roe v Wade

On May 2, 2022; some butthurt feminist leaked that the Republican majority at the Supreme Court had voted in favor of overturning Roe v. Wade, which would allow states to ban abortion. Lots of lulz ensued, as feminists were starting to chimp out over the fact that their whore licenses would be revoked soon.

On June 24, 2022; the whore licenses of chicks too retarded to take it in the ass were officially revoked. A deluge of tears were shed on this day and the meme harvest was bountiful.

California congresscrook Maxine Waters appeared before any crowd dumb enough to listen, and proclaimed her desire for MOAR dead black babies! Bitch needs to get her adrenochrome by any means necessary to maintain her beauty:

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