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{{Spoiler|His dad got 180 years in prison!!!}} | |||
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}} | ||
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'''Colt Gray''' is some retarded 14-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues. | '''Colt Gray''' is some retarded 14-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only [[Epic Fail|killed 4 people.]] In short, he's basically a [[Loser|whiny dumbass]]. His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username was [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|Russian]]. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues. | ||
Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been spreading rumors about schools "being on a fucking list", or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement. | |||
==High-Score Attempt== | |||
On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving his algebra class, grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets. | |||
He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including an autistic nigger, a teacher who left the room like a retard and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 11:01, 15 September 2024
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WARNING: If you are some retard considering committing a mass shooting (especially at a school), remember this isn't 1999 and no one is going to idolize you. You will be rightfully mocked relentlessly for being a massive faggot. |
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| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Colt Gray is some retarded 14-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only killed 4 people. In short, he's basically a whiny dumbass. His Shitcord username was Lanza in Russian. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.
Due to his actions, people on social media have been spreading rumors about schools "being on a fucking list", or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.
High-Score Attempt
On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving his algebra class, grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets.
He then FINALLY managed to wring out 4 frags, including an autistic nigger, a teacher who left the room like a retard and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.
See Also
- Nikolas Cruz - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.
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