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The Daily Stormer is the most infamous alt-right site on the internets, and currently one of the top 10,000 visited sites on the web. The Daily Stormer's goal is to rant about, troll, and archive any tomfoolery and drama perpetrated by whiny jews, leftist fags, feeble-minded minorities, etc; generally the documentation of the civilizational downfall that is the 21st century west with a juvenile and offensive twist. Unlike most neo-nazi sites, TDS isn't run by baby boomer fags (such as Stormfront) but is written exclusively to target the vulnerable demographic that is young adult males. They accomplish this through witty satire and troll/shock-humor. Consider the Daily Stormer, in essence, a more racist and aggressive spiritual successor of the Encyclopedia Dramatica, /pol/ and OG Anonymous culture(s)/era, as many of the trolls of lore past have now long moved on from ED or 4chan, and often congregate on TDS and other newer communities. One example of oldfags moving on to greener pastures is the case of our nigga weev, who became the IT guy for TDS, preventing censorship-prone gooch-fondlers from shutting it down.
The Daily Stormer was created by Andrew Anglin, a balding Irish-American manlet with a hard-on for jailbait (it's all good, everyone knows teenage girls are hot, lets be real)gooker girls aryan hotties, after jewish people kept inconveniencing him for trying to spread innocent hate speech of peace on other services, and as a successor to his original nazi site or whatever the fuck he did. Daily Stormer was created in 2013, but didn't become very relevant until a mass shooting perpetrated by an autist Dylann Roof which resulted in the deaths of several blacks and caused an extreme shitstorm. It was quickly discovered that Dylann was a frequent contributor and consumer to the blog; you probably know what played out next and the viewership boost that it brought in for TDS. Later in the year, Donald Trump began the process of running for president, reeling in a year and a half of severe butthurt from leftist crybabies. Andrew was smart and took advantage of this shitstorm hurricane to further boost his blog, climbing to the absolute top to be one of the most infamous sites around- outpacing even Encyclopedia Dramatica, perhaps comparable to our heyday.
Note how they officially state that any declarations, hints, or jokes of violence/murder or support thereof is an instant permaban, yet here they are 
supporting and idolizing the deadliest mass shooter in history. It's surprisingly common to see comments everywhere calling for the extermination of the entire African and Jewish races. Or just plain brutally beating up minorities to death in often cartoonish and unrealistic ways. Free speech? Of course. But very hypocritical and unethical, nonetheless.
Background
Before the Daily Stormer's creation, Andrew had other websites, such as for conspiracy theories and other shit. By 2012, like many internet addicts, he began the process of getting redpilled, leading him down the rabbit hole to discovering that Hitler wasn't entirely, 100% bad and that there's literally nothing wrong with the color of your skin (if you're white). Time went on and the world went further to shit, making extremism less sour and more sweet to people's minds- thus, the creation of his first evil nazi (actual holocaust omg) site, Total Fascism. Unfortunately, the articles were tl;dr and didn't appeal to retarded teenagers, so shortly after, he launched the Daily Stormer and significantly dumbed down the material to appeal to those with IQ's that dont penetrate the triple digit figure; a cohort which makes up the vast majority of the right wing, the collective Andrew sought to attract and utilize for his chaotic schemes.
Article Format
Every Daily Stormer article ever:
[Introductionary paragraph, slur against (Variable A), sewn into being related to topic at hand
Weak Sentence
Longer Sentence, satirical.
(Variable B)
Several sentences separated from each other, discussing the subject of the topic; more slurs against (Variable A) and satire (that many of the dumber viewers never catch on to, such as the kike media who falls for the constant pranks)
(repeat sequence from "weak sentence" to "Several sentences")
[More pictures here]
(Variable C) if applicable
Closing statements in split-sentence format
[Probably another banepost pic]
Variables:
- A: Jews, Niggers, Media, Women, Betas, etc
- B: shoop relating to article, .gif of bane, random image,
- C: quotes from external article, with important information bolded, followed by insults heaped towards the news source if in contradiction against DS narrative
Headlines
The Daily Stormer is notable for its sheer amount of juvenile hyper-aggressive troll titles they give for their articles. Here's a sample of some of them:
- Watching Porn Crushes Your Soul and Turns You Into a Pussy
- Dumb Old Jew Bitch Barbara Boxer Introduces Bill to End Electoral College
- Heather Heyer: Woman Killed in Road Rage Incident was a Fat, Childless 32-Year-Old Slut
Rising Popularity
Like stated before, as TDS continued churning out content, more and more people showed up for the party. By 2015, it was notable but not entirely mainstream. The Trump presidency and subsequent golden age for alt-right troll culture caused a skyrocket in viewership for the site. By 2017, TDS secured its place at the top of the food chain, now becoming public enemy #1 for the ZOG and other crybaby pieces of shit.
Raids / Happenings
Andrew Anglin managed to build a big ass community which he recruited into his troll army; his own to command, which he utilized to have some fun with (((specific individuals))). Often times, mentally ill idiots such as Dylann Roof, who show up in any community in general, are found to have been lurkers or contributors to TDS, prompting old media retards to frame every DS user as a threat. Here's some of the troll storms or other happenings relating to DS:
Whitefish Montana Assault
—A troll to Tanya Gersh, before consequences were never the same | ||
TL;DR some leftist fags and a filthy kike bitch named Tanya Gersh were harassing Richard Spencer's family in their town, trying to make his mom lose her property via extortion, and other typical leftist malicious bullshit. So when the Daily Stormer community learned of this, Andrew formed his first official Troll Storm, even though the same thing has been organized before several times by TDS. Thousands of trolls conducted malicious bullshit too- but since they're right-wing and go against the status quo / matrix the kikes want to enforce, they were the only ones to face any legal or societal consequences for their actions. For months, the kikess who harassed Richard Spencer's mom, faced sexual abuse calls, death threats, loud nigra micspam, and other inconveniences.
Quickly, the trollstorm reached the television, further fueling the popularity of the site, and summoning the whiny little heebs at the Southern Poverty Law Center, which organized a lolsuit against Andrew Anglin, causing him to go into hiding at UkraineSulawesi Nigeria, where he currently resides in a top secret military compound. The kikes have used this incident trying to attempt to set a new law in place criminalizing the act of posting someone's public information and asking people to politely contact the person and respectfully disagree or disavow their actions.
—Just a year after the troll storm, and most of the major internet services began to completely shut down free speech / new-right communities without warning or ethical reason. | ||
Unite The Right
TL;DR hundreds of alt-right tards (many from Daily Stormer) fell for a CIA honeypot. They met up IRL in Charlottesville, North Carolina for a protest against leftists trying to destroy confederate statues and monuments. They quickly clashed with local residents and antifags / marxist twats. The police lead the alt-right tards into the grasp of the antifa cocksuckers leading to incidents of mass violence. Several of the leaders of UTR were likely CIA shills such as Richard Spencer, trying to honeypot the UTR. The conspiracy / scheme worked out as several of the participants (right-wing only) got doxxed and disowned from family, friends or work- essentially ruining their lives, while the cocksucker communists got away scott free. The protests riots accumulated in an alt-right idiot running over a morbidly obese useless communist whore. This prompted the tech kikes to SHUT IT DOWN anything the alt-right communities use; such as discord servers, youtube channels, webhosting, bank accounts, etc.
Unbeknownst to the alt-right, they walked directly into the (((trap))). (archive)
Dylann Roof
Dylann Roof was a racist sperglord from the south who was sick and tired of the negronic menace and used his Glock to put those filthy fuckin' chimps in the grave. He read the Daily Stormer, so leftists used this to make a strawman argument claiming every racist / white person was a mass murderer and pure evil. Just like how reactionary morons wanted to frame Marilyn Manson or Eminem for Columbine (even though the shooters hated them.)
Great Printer Hack of 2016
Our nigga weev promoted the Daily Stormer by hacking into every fucking internet-accessable printer in sight and forcing them to print out flyers that promoted the site in a first of its kind in trolling. A majority of the printers affected belonged to educational facilities, which are breeding grounds for butthurt millennial communist fags who get offended over everything, bringing bonus points for the chaos it caused.
Alison Rapp Attack
Alison Rapp was a pedophile feminist thot working for Nintendo. She was already infamous before TDS got involved, but her whorish behavior and pro-pedophilia and feminist bullshit pissed off thousands of people. Everyone in the overall scene (GamerGate, /pol/, ED, DS, etc) were on board to attack this sick fuck bitch and ruin her life. But DS had a major role from their troll storm. Eventually, all the messages and shilling overwhelmed Nintendo and they took a rare action of actually firing a woman for her bullshit politics. TDS got the bulk of the blame by the leftist media. The filthy little liberal whore cried like the pedophile bitch she is on twatter for weeks on end, whilst her beta vrigin white-knights tried to passionately stroke her asshole in a counter-clockwise motion in a futile attempt to get their dicks wet through the internet. In the end, this operation was a complete success, not only for Daily Stormer, but for the GamerGate betas and the amount of drama it produced will be potentially made into lore for your grandchildren to hear about before bedtime.
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Arizona Vandal
Some guy from the forums (anonymous) went around the Scottsdale / Mesa areas and vandalized shit, leaving antisemetic flyers, swastika vandalism and other juvenile pranks. This caused the local media and synagogues to cry about it.
- Couple returns from vacation to find anti-Semitic vandalism
- Anti-Semitic flyer distributed in Scottsdale neighborhood
- Anti-Semetic fliers circulating in Scottsdale
White Sharia
A recent meme sub-movement created by Andrew, White Shariah is about hardcore white nationalism and patriarchy, in which the goal is to fully reduce women to nothing more than property, like our forefathers had figured out. This is mainly because every single time we let women have equal rights and no responsibility or stigma, they always become retarded toddlers who fuck everything up. Why do you think there was never a feminist civilization - or at least one that lasted more than like 5 seconds? As bad as it looks at surface value, most civilizations existed because they suppressed women's rights, sexuality and power, and purged the weaklings and beta fags out. This is the basic tenants of the ideology; lock the thots in a cage, and enslave them before they can cause societal decay.
However, Andrew's shilling for this meme caused a major split in his own community, a dumbed down (albeit comedically top-notch) variant of the neo-nazi scene. This is because most white nationalists / neo-fascists / alt-right fags are usually beta male autists and still put pussy on a pedestal. Hence, when the redpill on women is dropped, most communities will sperg out over it and probably ban you, while their white knighting never gets their dicks wet.
SHUT IT DOWN
After the Daily Stormer and its affiliates helped in organizing an irl trollstorm (Unite The Right) that accumulated in the Battle of Charlottesville in August 2017 (in which people actually got killed) the ZOG media, in ecstasy over the stupidity of the alt-right for giving them a reason (however invalid it may be) to shut down their shit, utilized the shitstorm unfolding to begin the process of fully terminating the alt-right's internet presence. The Daily Stormer had their domain un-hosted by GoDaddy, and then by (((Google))). But before it happened, Andrew Anglin framed the autist faggots still claiming to be Anonymous, and made it look like they hacked the Daily Stormer, as a smokescreen for what was really happening- and tricked the gullible and unprofessional American Media congregation into running along with the story.
The rally and subsequent shitstorm provided Daily Stormer with a fuckload of media coverage bringing in an Eternal September before they got whacked in which the number of FBI informants, CIA shills, newfags and leftist cocksuckers increased 100-fold. Unbeknown to the (((Old Media))) this coverage would only empower the Daily Stormer, and provide them with even more potential sympathizers.
Gallery
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After the Montana trollstorm, Andrew needed to raise some shekels for a potential lolsuit. He quickly garnered more than 150k shekels for his cause. Sadly we haven't had nearly as much luck for our lolsuit fundraising. -
Andrew totally takes action against threats of violence on his forums. -
See Also
External Links
- Daily Stormer Official Website (archive)
- Free Speech Assault: Encyclopedia Dramatica is Getting Sued Too! (archive) - Andrew tries to pull some of his niggas to gibs us some shekels during our very own lolsuit drama.
- RationalWiki
's take - Stormfront: Andrew Anglin is a fraud
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