New Mexico Compound
The New Mexico Compound was a shoddily constructed Islamic extremist compound in New Mexico that housed a family of inbred black Muslims who were training their children to become white people by committing school shootings. Despite being devout Muslims, the completely batshit insane members of the compound apparently believed that the 4-year-old boy that they murdered during a so-called "purification ritual" would be reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
It is currently unknown what the cultists would have done with a dirty Jew rat like Jesus, but it is most likely that they intended to force him to use his amazing Jewish carpentry skillz to build them a new compound that wasn't made out of old tires and Saran wrap. The cultists probably intended to blow up Jesus in the name of Allah after using him as slave labour to make a compound that wasn't complete ghetto shit.
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