Newt Gingrich

Gingrich is in your constitution, fagging up your amendments

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH SHUT DOWN!

Newt's Official Portrait

Newt Gingrich (aka: Newton Leroy Jenkins) is the former conservative speaker of the house of representatives and complete and utter fucking failure of a person. During his time as speaker of the house of representatives Newt kept it real with initiatives which pushed the Christian agenda. Like many Republicans Newton does not believe in the theories of Evolution or Global Warming and works vigorously to spread this agenda across the USA. Newton is theorized by David Icke to be a lizard creature charged with enslaving the minds of the world by bringing about endless backward Christian education thus making the goal of conquering America by the lizard people easy.

Government Shut Down

In 1995 the Republican National Committee enjoyed a resurgence by telling everyone that Terrorists were going to eat their children, have sex with their virgins and molest their live-stock and at the helm of the revolution was Newton P Gingrich esquire and professional ladyboy. In 1996, one year after the revolution Gingrich was told he had to sit at the back of Air Force One like a the black person he is so he shut down the entire federal government for a while (which was no big deal because Republicans not doing work is money not being stolen from the taxpayers).

Newton's Gallery of Fail

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  epic fail newt?
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  Achtung! Newton!
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  Gingrich is NOT happy
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  Newt makes an appearance in legos in order to molest children covertly
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  Newt in his alien-lizard form
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  Newt Gingrich giving Second Life a spin
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  This article makes Gingrich a sad Newt
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  Newt Gingrich is secretly a mossad agent
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  Gingrich shows the proper method for becoming an hero
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  Gingrich and his B-Face

Gingrich on YouTube

• Gingrich gets trolled by Ali G
• Gingrich tells us how immigants are takin' his jorb
• Gingrich sucking Jew cocks for Jesus
• Gingrich thinks spics are cool as long as they vote for him
• Gingrich getting sucked off by Bill O'Reilly and being wrong about Obama

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