Mike Pence
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Michael Richard Pence is a generic satanic conservative puppet of the ZOG who came to prelavence after The Donald took him in as his Vice President during the 2016 Elections. Notable for his stances against faggotry and leftism and support for the Tea Party movement, Pence is likely to be POTUS after the establishment conspires to eliminate Trump. Should this happen, it is presumed the madman will set Dumbfuckistan back 20 years, just as is tradition with the Bush and Obongo presidencies.
Career
Pence signed the controversial Religious Freedom Restoration Act into law, producing immense amounts of butthurt, mainly from fags. He signed a law which blocked Indianan governments from requiring wages be provided at a rate higher than the standard minimum wages. He pissed off public school workers because he went on to help fund pre-schools, charter schools and parent's rights. He pissed schools off even more when he signed a bill that allowed Guns to be kept on school grounds (namely, in vehicles) in an attempt to make schools safer. He also opposes Common Core. He also pissed off more leftist fags when he successfully haulted renewable energy efforts (such as Solar), fighting for coal based energy. In an effort to make fags die from HIV, he worked to prevent medical treatment for those with AIDS, such as draining funding for needles necessary for injection of medicine. Mike is proudly against abortion; he attempted to defund planned parenthood, and worked block abortion services provided by third parties. He's also against sexual education and is against Stem-cell research. Notable for severe hatred of faggotry, Pence has been fucking with LGBT rights since the late 90s. He was also a staunch supporter of the Patriot Act. Pence is against the scam that is Global Warming.
Vice Presidency
Donald Trump named him as his VP during the 2016 elections. Gracious that daddy noticed him, Pence gladly gave up on his re-election efforts, instead eager to serve as Vice President, knowing full well that the GOP would work to get trump 'eliminated', thus allowing this neocon nutjob to be the real president. Trump likely picked Pence as life insurance. Leftist traitors want Trump dead. If he's impeached or murdered, Pence will be the new president and has a track record of extreme republicuntism. This should help scare away lots of crazy SJW rats from trying anything. In the event that the god emperor is slain, Leftists will be ruled by their real nightmare.
Confirmed Aliases
- Mike "Suck Cock? Get Shocked" Pence
- Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
- Mike "Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die" Pence
- Mike "Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses" Pence
- Mike "Resist the chaps or get the zaps" Pence
- Mike "Fags beware or get the chair" Pence
- Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
- Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
- Mike "Gay people should be killed" Pence
- Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
- Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
- Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
- Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
- Mike "If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks" Pence
- Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
- Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
- Mike "A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
- Mike "An Electric Current is the best FAG deterrent" Pence
- Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
- Mike "Doing things most heinous to those who like it in the anus" Pence
- Mike "Poo-stabber Zapper" Pence
- Mike "One Man Homocaust" Pence
- Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
- Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence
- Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
- Mike "Got an urge for cock? Get a surge of shock!" Pence
- Mike "fudge packer? you get the zapper" Pence
- Mike "Omar Mateen? I'M the real KING" Pence
- Mike "Frotteurism? Cauterize him" Pence
- Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence
- Mike "You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity" Pence
- Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
- Mike "Ignite the Sodomites" Pence
- Mike "Zap the Trap on the Back of his Lap" Pence
- Mike "Current Affairs" Pence
- Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence
- Mike "Pull the trigger on every fag nigger" Pence
- Mike "Ohm-os for the Homos" Pence
- Mike "shoot the queer like deer" Pence
- Mike "I don't like gay people" Pence
- Mike "I REALLY don't like gay people" Pence
- Mike "I'm in the closet tbh" Pence
- Mike "hertz for homos" Pence
- Mike "Electrocute the fruit" Pence
- Mike "Flay the Gay Away" Pence
- Mike "3 phase for gays" Pence
- Mike "Emma Wattson" Pence
- Mike "Pants or dress? Hate fags, the answer's yes" Pence
- Mike "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Pence
- Mike "Feel the itch? I flip the switch" Pence
- Mike "Electroshock your love of cock" Pence
- Mike "Cocksuckers are in for a shocker" Pence
- Mike "Want to get pounded? Please stay grounded" Pence
- Mike "The closet electrician" Pence
- Mike "Disco Inferno" Pence
- Mike "If you Catch or Pitch, I flip the switch" Pence
- Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
- Mike "Spray the Gay Away" Pence
- Mike "Make the Queer- Disappear!" Pence
- Mike "Pole Smoker CHOKER" Pence
- Mike "Cockblocker" Pence
- Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
- Mike "Adam and Steve meet Volta and Ampere" Pence
- Mike "Stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
- Mike "Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
- Mike "Enjoy the static or get back in the attic" Pence
- Mike "If you like dick, it's gonna get elec" Pence
- Mike "Gas kills the Jew and the Faggot too" Pence
- Mike "Jerk It To A Guy, Circuit 'Til You Fry" Pence
- Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
- Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
- Mike "play with the willy, you get the killy" Pence
- Mike "Electrocution is the Final Solution" Pence
- Mike "Hate the pussy? Get the Juicy" Pence
- Mike "Suck a cock? You get a shock" Pence
- Mike "Reach around, short-to-ground" Pence
- Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence
- Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
- Mike "Like a guy? Abreit macht frei" Pence
- Mike "You're a fag? Get in this bag" Pence
- Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
- Mike "Zap the fags, race war now" Pence
- Mike "Raining men with chlorine" Pence
- Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
- Mike "Putting Faradays in gays" Pence
- Mike "LGBT OMG WTF BBQ" Pence
- Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence
- Mike "Ol' Three-phase" Pence
- Mike "Race Bannon" Pence
- Mike "Let the Shock Therapy Commence" Pence
- Mike "It's NOT okay to be gay" Pence
- Mike "I'll stab you in your fucking throat faggot" Pence
- Mike "Empty my "9" in the homo's 'mind'" Pence
- Mike "One in Five won't Survive" Pence
- Mike "Fucked a guy? Time to die" Pence
- Mike "Leave no fag or kike alive" Pence
- Mike "Dead gay a day keeps the faggotry at bay" Pence
- Mike "It's only a phase, now here's a taze" Pence
- Mike "If men make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence
- Mike "Ass full of juice, face full of Zeus" Pence
- Mike "If you can't pray the gay away, you need 1.5 volts from a double A" Pence
- Mike "Ass deflowered? The chair gets powered" Pence
- Mike "If you don't like twat, prepare for a gigawatt" Pence
- Mike "If you like gays I'll shock you for days" Pence
- Mike "No tomorrah for Gomorrah" Pence
- Mike "Use sodomites for Christmas lights" Pence
- Mike "Give a man head, I'll fill you with lead" Pence
- Mike "100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps" Pence
- Mike "ECT the POC" Pence
- Mike "The Best Defense is a Good" Pence
- Mike "Fence in Wyoming" Pence
- Mike "Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad" Pence
- Mike "Take the lobbyist to Auschwitz" Pence
- Mike "7.62 for LGBTQ" Pence
- Mike "Homo-cidal" Pence
- Mike "Glitter gets you the chair" Pence
- Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence
- Mike "Killing the Lobby is my only Hobby" Pence
- Mike "Put the queers on a Trail of Tears" Pence
- Mike "Add another pyre for the faggot fire" Pence
- Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence
- Mike "Fourth Reich, Third Rail" Pence
- Mike "270+ Electoral Volts" Pence
- Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence
- Mike "These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill" Pence
- Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence
- Mike "The Orlando Shooting Gave Me a Hooting" Pence
- Mike "Enola the Gays" Pence
- Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence
- Mike "Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion" Pence
- Mike "4th Reich Mike" Pence
- Mike "You like it in the pooper? I'll beat you into a stupor" Pence
- Mike "Hang the fag with the flag" Pence
- Mike "Fag Drag" Pence
- Mike "Day of the rope gives me hope" Pence
- Mike "One black bag for every fag" Pence
- Mike "Want it in the shitter? Take him to the skinner" Pence
- Mike "Punch the gays so hard they visit ayys" Pence
- Mike "Fagopult" Pence
- Mike "Bundle the faggots and put them in the fire" Pence
- Mike "The gays will hang for days" Pence
- Mike "Give the man a medal, he killed a homosexual" Pence
- Mike "Shoot up a LGBT School" Pence
- Mike "Prolapsed rectum? Vivisect 'em" Pence
- Mike "Red flag from blood of the fag" Pence
- Mike "Balls to the Van Der Waals" Pence
- Mike "Jolt to the dick, These people are sick" Pence
- Mike "MIKE AND NOT KIKE" Pence
- Mike "Electrum Rectum" Pence
- Mike "Make the Twink Light Up and Blink" Pence
- Mike "Like Man Meat? Have a Seat" Pence
- Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence
- Mike "Make Like a Bee and Buzz the Bears" Pence
- Mike "Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist" Pence
- Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence
- Mike "Twisted Trans-istors" Pence
- Mike "It's heinous in the anus" Pence
- Mike "Frag Grenade for the Fag Parade" Pence
- Mike "If they act odd in the shower, Crank up the power" Pence
- Mike "If It's Not a Vagina, You're Going to China" Pence
- Mike "Like getting it raw? Be used to demonstrate Ohm's law" Pence
- Mike “Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper!” Pence
- Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
- Mike "Blast the Gays with Tesla Rays" Pence
- Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence
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