Red Army
The Red Army officially the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army (Russian: Рабоче-крестьянская Красная армия (РККА)) also known as the Red Horde, Army of Work, was the greatest and strongest army in the world, representing and defending the pillars of Communism and freedom of the proletariat from the bourgeoisie.
If you think otherwise, please send your address to [email protected] and stand by your front door for about 5 minutes before they arrive. Alternatively contact your nearest re-education centre.
Winning World War Two
The Red Army was the decisive land force in the the European theatre of World War II, and they fucked the Germans up badly. During operations on the Eastern Front, it accounted for 75–80% of casualties the Wehrmacht and Waffen-SS suffered during the war and ultimately captured the Nazi German capital, Berlin. A fuck load of Germans died of cold and starvation as well, because their survival planning was shit.
The Red Army conquered Berlin heroically, flying the flag of the Soviet Union over the Reichstag after a prolonged battle over Berlin. Their great strength caused Adolf Hitler to cowardly kill himself out of fear for the impending conquering by all-powerful Russia.
