NARENDRA MODI

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Narendra DamodarDas Modi aka Dalitendra Chodi , Maulana Modi , Cuckendra Bakchodi and Namo. Dalitendra is the Prime Faggot of RAEPublic of Lundia ruling whatever is left of the Raepublic after the constant loot done after the Khangress Party of Lundia . On a mission to make lunida great again ,the Raepist of lundia choose the greates of Bhakta (Modi himself) to represent the nation only to find that his gay love for Dalit Shah would make the supreme Chaiwala ( tea seller ) powerless.


Early life and education

Often called as Unwanted child of Jawahar Nehru and the mother of modi , Dalitendra was from a baniya caste as that was the caste of his cucked father .

Narendra Baniya Modi

He belonged to the Ugly state of Goo-JEW-Rat-EW ( goo - shit , jew - the baniya are indian version of jew and they mostly live in gujrat , rat - all those who are baniya are rat , ew- what can you possibly say after you mix them all ).

Gujrati

As being a goojewrati , modi was weak ,malnourished , and had smallest dick in lundia , he never married so that he would never have to show his small pp to his wife jashoda ben who laughed once after seeing it, saying My clit is bigger than Modi's dick,i better fuck a k2a than this manlet traiter of rapists,this insult made modi gay and he would later find love in the form of amit ( Dalit ) shah.

Early political career

Nazi modi

Modi joined RSS ( Rashtriye Susu Sevak ) in 1978 , where he did minimal work and sometime the important work of sucking LK advani's dick. Later Modi backstabbed a politician and became the CM of GooJEWRat , after that he influenced the K2a massacre of 2002 , which was really sad, cause k2a were not massacred at all, and Dalitendra was saddened by it, as he failed to kill the miserable race of muzzrats from goojewrat,but the silver lining is some hindus before getting burned in the train harrased a lot of girls, which started the riot in first place, and later a lot of other rapes happened but that's like a daily thing in india. Modi ruled the state as a proxy for Dalit shah from 2001 to 2014

2014 Election for the Rape capital's biggest minister post

After a hectic campaining in 2014, Chodi won the election defeating khangress leader pappu. After that lundia saw a great rise in gay sex as promised by supreme gay chodi.

Bhakt bhangis

Modi reign saw a rise in a species of cucked men called Bhakts aka bhaktbhangis. who as so afraid of muslims they vote for modi and defend them on internet while being paid 2rs / post and comment , alas the hardest working force of lundia. a bhakt bhangi is gay by nature and cucked by Muslim men.

2019 Election

Sadly modi won the election as a result of lack of competition as the Italian cunt in opposition produced biggest retard from her pussy . Modi planned a internal attack on army and latter pinned on Pakistan to gain votes too, so yeah that helped.

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Waste Bhangal election of 2021

Recently Modi contested election in Waste Bhangal and said big fuck you to corona and later imposed lockdown in country lmfao, and the rapists of lundia bought this shit , even though it will make them more poor, alas what is more cucked than a bhakt

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