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The '''League of an Heroes''' AKA '''BASE jumpers''' or '''Wingsuit Flyers''' are the good men and women whose final unselfish act is to self-pwn by jumping from a great height to prove the theory of gravity. Though [[some argue]] the League of an Heroes are brave athletes who live a thrilling life, their ultimate goal is definitely spectacular death. This is a [[fact]] as their friends and family always insist the an heroes died doing exactly what they loved: slamming into the planet at 150 miles per hour in order to earn a coveted [[Darwin Award]]. | |||
Many of these jumpers have to attempt [[over 9000]] times in order to get as much attention as possible when they do become hamburger. The subsequent news coverage and online comments result in a guaranteed [[lolocaust]]. | |||
==All your BASE are belong to us!== | |||
Surprisingly, BASE (Building, Antenna, Span, and Earth) jumping got started among fairly responsible people back in the 1950s and 1960s. They wanted to have a good time but they also wanted to live. | |||
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==Honorable mentions== | |||
Another worthwhile activity with a low survival rate is the sport known as wing walking. This typically involves what you think: very stupid blonde [[attention whores]] who try to dangle on old-fashioned planes at airshows. Fortunately for society, they have also died in spectacular crashes, scarring the cotton-candy eating children in the audience into becoming future school shooters. | |||
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==See also== | |||
* [[An hero]] | |||
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The League of an Heroes AKA BASE jumpers or Wingsuit Flyers are the good men and women whose final unselfish act is to self-pwn by jumping from a great height to prove the theory of gravity. Though some argue the League of an Heroes are brave athletes who live a thrilling life, their ultimate goal is definitely spectacular death. This is a fact as their friends and family always insist the an heroes died doing exactly what they loved: slamming into the planet at 150 miles per hour in order to earn a coveted Darwin Award.
Many of these jumpers have to attempt over 9000 times in order to get as much attention as possible when they do become hamburger. The subsequent news coverage and online comments result in a guaranteed lolocaust.
All your BASE are belong to us!
Surprisingly, BASE (Building, Antenna, Span, and Earth) jumping got started among fairly responsible people back in the 1950s and 1960s. They wanted to have a good time but they also wanted to live.
| Greatest moment in Australian sports history. | The most successful BASE jump of all time. |
Honorable mentions
Another worthwhile activity with a low survival rate is the sport known as wing walking. This typically involves what you think: very stupid blonde attention whores who try to dangle on old-fashioned planes at airshows. Fortunately for society, they have also died in spectacular crashes, scarring the cotton-candy eating children in the audience into becoming future school shooters.
See also
