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Brit/pol/ or Britpol is a never-ending cancerous containment thread on 8chan's /pol/ board where yellowed-teethed queenfanciers LARP at the UK still having an Empire or any relevance outside of their Brussel's run country.
Its major feature is its persistance, having a continuous run of threads numbered from #1 to over #1000 as of June 2016. Of course, no one has ever bothered to archive these threads because this is an impossible feat to do on the internet and no one wants to read them anyway. Though tempting to compare this tenacity to a cancer, cancers grow and Brit/pol/ has largely been the same assortment of tripfags, NEETS, and closet normies since its inception after the mass migration from halfchan's /pol/ in 2014.
Brit/pol/ is not to be confused with threads of the same name found on halfchan, as by virtue of being on halfchan are never read by anyone interested in politics.
What gets posted there
No politics gets posted on Brit/pol/. Mods of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an Alt-right safespace and focus on the big issues like 'Does Trump love (((Our Greatest Ally)))?' and 'How much does Trump love (((Our Greatest Ally)))?'.
Instead, a heavy regimen of mummyposting, Carswell civic nationalism, and general bantz constantly peppered by images of Nigel Farage Drinking Ale In A Traditional English Public House.
Ecelebs have taken notice of the steady supply of empty minds and have pandered to the thread creating a deafening feedback loop of WOGS OUT.
Owen Jones
The board has been highly successful in trolling left-wing pundits at The Guardian, who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their proto-commie bullshit.
Their favourite cosmopolitan liberal pundit is Owen Jones, an 8-year old trapped in a 12-year-old's body. Like all pundits, Jones is a hack who tells his audience half-truths and "just so" stories so they can maintain unaltered opinions despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. This makes his already gullible audience readily trollable.
In the run-up to the EU referendum an anon who is handy with a guitar wrote a charming song calling Jones some naughty names. Jones posted this song in full on his twitter feed because victimhood is currency.This anon will probably end up in prison due to Britain's hate speech laws. FOR THE BANTZ.
Ginnie
Some [[[bitch]] around #500 (or was it #300?) came to the threads. Once. Since then she has been supplying these NEETs with photos of herself so she can raise her profile as a civic blogger. They just won't let it die.
European Union
Deciding that there are too many attractive Polish women coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-Brexit stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole.
On the eve of the referendum, Queen Elizabeth II poured a pint of Princess Diana's blood over the Alter of Kek as Prince Philip flayed the house darkie with a cat-o-nine-tails. That is the only explanation that can account for Brexit actually being voted in. It was a jarring experience for most on the board, as they actual held the majority opinion for once. This led to spamming "RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY" and generally embracing our Splendid Isolation.
Gords
What can be said about Alexander Gordon Jahans that hasn't already been said about cot death? His balls never dropped, his family life sucks, he comments freely about his micropenis. You'd think that all this would garner some sympathy, but he has instead decided to become a left-wing pundit posting videos 1-2 hours long talking about shit he has no idea about.
On good days, he hides his wank tissues before recording his videos. He owns three t-shirts. He wears them one month at a time.
Gordon has been dumped by his bf and his life is in our hands.
Who posts there
Holy shit, talk about tripfags. There is a common cycle that happens with tripfags on Brit/pol/
- 1) Anon chats there for about 50 threads and thinks he is amongst friends
- 2) Adopts a trip
- 3) Posts photo of self
- 4) Bullied/doxed by everyone for being so stupid
- 5) Comes back as anon saying "hey I miss tripfag"
The common anon is a NEET, probably white or wishes they were, probably stupid but thinks they are smart, always talks about the demise of the white race but has no children and never will.
For some reason, not understood by God, Science, or anyone in the threads, people from outside the UK post in Brit/pol/. They think is is amazing andthey keep fucking going on about how they don't live in the UK. This is the international version of girlposting and results in anon being buttblasted that no one cares that they aren't British.
See Also
External Link(s)
- Gimps that have tried to break off because they can't handle the bantz
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