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'''Britpol''' (often [[gay|"stylized"]] as '''Brit/pol/''') is a cancerous containment thread on [[8chan]]'s /pol/ board where Britfags post their [[shit no one cares about|political arguments]] regarding their country's government. Nobody who is interested in politics ever posts on Brit/pol/. The moderators of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an [[Alt-right]] hotspot and focus on conservative questions, such as whether or not [[The Donald]] approves Great Britian as an ally, and if so, how much he likes them as an ally. Aside from that, it's mostly just people sharing their opinions that nobody asked for, nor does anyone care about. | '''Britpol''' (often [[gay|"stylized"]] as '''Brit/pol/''') is a cancerous containment thread on [[8chan]]'s /pol/ board where Britfags post their [[shit no one cares about|political arguments]] regarding their country's government. Nobody who is interested in politics ever posts on Brit/pol/. The moderators of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an [[Alt-right]] hotspot and focus on conservative questions, such as whether or not [[The Donald]] approves Great Britian as an ally, and if so, how much he likes them as an ally. Aside from that, it's mostly just people sharing their opinions that nobody asked for, nor does anyone care about. | ||
Revision as of 18:01, 29 August 2016
Britpol (often "stylized" as Brit/pol/) is a cancerous containment thread on 8chan's /pol/ board where Britfags post their political arguments regarding their country's government. Nobody who is interested in politics ever posts on Brit/pol/. The moderators of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an Alt-right hotspot and focus on conservative questions, such as whether or not The Donald approves Great Britian as an ally, and if so, how much he likes them as an ally. Aside from that, it's mostly just people sharing their opinions that nobody asked for, nor does anyone care about.
Its major feature is its persistance to have a continuous run of threads numbered from 1 to 1,000 as of June 2016. Of course, no one has ever bothered to archive these threads because this is an impossible feat to do on the internet and no one wants to read them anyway. Most of the threads on Brit/pol/ are pure cancer, often infested with tripfags and retarded people trying to get others to think like them. These faggots are often dismissed and/or ignored by the other people on there. Brit/pol/ is not to be confused with threads of the same name found on halfchan, as by virtue of being on halfchan are never read by anyone interested in politics.
Owen Jones
The board has been highly successful in trolling left-wing pundits at The Guardian, who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their proto-commie bullshit.
Their favorite cosmopolitan liberal pundit is Owen Jones, an 8-year old trapped in a 12-year-old's body. Like all pundits, Jones is a hack who tells his audience half-truths and "just so" stories so they can maintain unaltered opinions despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. This makes his already gullible audience readily trollable.
In the run-up to the EU referendum an anon who is handy with a guitar wrote a charming song calling Jones some naughty names. Jones posted this song in full on his twitter feed because victimhood is currency.This anon will probably end up in prison due to Britain's hate speech laws. FOR THE BANTZ.
European Union
Deciding that there are too many attractive Polish women coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-Brexit stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole.
On the eve of the referendum, Queen Elizabeth II poured a pint of Princess Diana's blood over the Alter of Kek as Prince Philip flayed the house darkie with a cat-o-nine-tails. That is the only explanation that can account for Brexit actually being voted in. It was a jarring experience for most on the board, as they actual held the majority opinion for once. This led to spamming "THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY" and generally embracing the UK's splendid isolation.
Morality
Like all articulate minds, Brit/pol/ likes being told what it wants to hear and has an obsession with being moral.
As being moral is hard and requires not wanking to cartoon children, they have instead outsourced their moral obligations to hacks such as Peter Hitchens (yes, his brother) and Roger Scruton. Posting images of these two allows them to continue their fascination with Recent Women, getting blowjobs from their mothers, and race-mixing.
Gords
What can be said about Alexander Gordon Jahans that hasn't already been said about cot death? His balls never dropped, his family life sucks, he comments freely about his micropenis. You'd think that all this would garner some sympathy, but he has instead decided to become a left-wing pundit posting videos 1-2 hours long talking about shit he has no idea about.
On good days, he hides his wank tissues before recording his videos. He owns three t-shirts. He wears them one month at a time.
Gordon has been dumped by his bf and his life is in our hands.
So, Who Posts There?
Tripfags, mainly. There is a common cycle that often accompanies them when they post on this board:
- Anon makes around fifty threads, and thinks the people whom they are chatting with are their "friends".
- Adopts a trip.
- Posts a picture of themselves.
- Ends up bullied by everyone for their stupidity.
- Comes back as another anon and says "I miss that tripfag".
The common anon is a NEET, probably white or wishes they were, probably stupid but thinks they are smart, always talks about the demise of the white race but has no children and never will.
For some reason, not understood by God, Science, or anyone in the threads, people from outside the UK post in Brit/pol/. They think is is amazing andthey keep fucking going on about how they don't live in the UK. This is the international version of girlposting and results in anon being buttblasted that no one cares that they aren't British.
Gallery
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Listening to Gords talking is a sobering experience and not for those with anything better to do -
Owen Jones spending literally hours regretting having such a docile fanbase.
See Also
External Links
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