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'''Lee Stranahan{{jew}}''' is a former [[liberal]] who completely copped out and became a [[conservative]], because fuck ethics. | '''Lee Stranahan{{jew}}''' is a former [[liberal]] who completely copped out and became a [[conservative]], because fuck ethics. |
Revision as of 23:56, 10 September 2012
Lee Stranahan✡ is a former liberal who completely copped out and became a conservative, because fuck ethics.
The Liberal Years
During his time as a leftist he worked as a fine art photographer focusing on wholesome family scenes. Sadly, Lee's original works disappeared due to a small problem detected in early September of 2012.
Becoming Conservative
Lee promptly jumped ship when he learned he could get paid for politics and his round of TV appearances, podcasts, and blog posts began in earnest.
But there were a few small things holding him back. 32 small things to be exact; Lee was in need of a little repair work due to a problem he picked up during his liberal years.
Brandon Darby
Lee needed a front man for his expanding media operation, but just long enough for him to replace those choppers. He needed someone he could dispose of, someone with fatal baggage, and who better for that role than the famous American hero Brandon Darby?
Darby disposability came from a series of harmless pranks that began in the summer of 2011. Listen carefully kids - have you been swatted by this man?
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KILL IT WITH NOVACANE.
See Also