Joey Nigro

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Joey Nigro is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses.

You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie!
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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His stupid family guy copy drawing

Joey Nigro is a 23-year-old exceptional animator, furry, asspie and overall just a bizarre oddity of a manchild living in Plattsburg, Missouri. Similar to Chris-chan in his later years, Joey has a squad of imaginary characters who he perceives as real, and constantly makes Goanimate videos including them on various topics, such as confronting his haters, being expelled for going to school bald and so on.

Joey Nigro in real life. He got fat from all those twinkies
Of course, he is a furfag

The animation

Joey is unusually productive for a member of the furry community, as he puts out animations (to this day) at a somewhat consistent rate. These animations are almost always under a minute long, very poorly animated, and with zero background noise other than a TTS voice reading a line here or there. He makes animations on seemingly random topics such as "Proof that I'm not a nerd," "Battle for Dream Island Contestants as Humans," "Me killing my imposter" and so on. Many lulz can be had by simply shifting through his youtube channel.

The autism

What makes Joey a lolcow is his extreme USI coupled with the need to constantly address everything and everyone. He routinely creates message videos directed at various people. He will respond to any trolling in an extremely emotionally charged manner and will take everything completely seriously. One would think that someone can't be this dense - Joey proves all that wrong with his ten-second videos about how he doesn't have a boyfriend, doesn't have long straight hair, etc. His need to correct any kind of perceived misinformation about him, including completely mundane and boring things such as hair type and color, is what makes him a lolcow.

Haydurrz!

If left to his own devices he will produce mediocre animations that are reminiscent of the work of other autistic artists. The funny thing about these is just how bad they are - as mentioned before most of them are mute leading to a lot of awkward silence, and the awful art and animation don't help.

View at your own risk

The allegations

On June 15th, 2022, to the absolute surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, it had been revealed to the general public that Joey had been exposed as a pedophile. Reason being that in the Friday Night Fucking community Pisscord server, Friday Night Moddin', he sent a really questionable message. The message from Joey was an image of Whyatt (who's fucking 10 years old) but shirtless and really built with a six-pack, the caption to said message is "Here's proof Super Why is sexy." Everyone in the server being reasonably blindsided by that, he was banned on the spot. He even sent that same image with the exact same caption in GoAnimate City, a popular GoAnimate community Pisscord server where all the GoSpergs go to worship their favorite GoAnimators. Which (unsurprisingly) got him banned there, too. When he got banned from both servers, he dead ass tried fucking suicide baiting moderators from both servers to unban him but since that shit never fucking works on the internets, he just fucked off before he annoyed the poor moderators who were unfortunate enough to bare witness to this absolute pedophilic ween's nonsense any further.

The original message in all it's pedophilic glory!

The Pedophilia Accusation Extravaganza

That's right! There's more! The situation mentioned above was barely even scratching the surface. Here, we will delve into some more controversies relating to even more pedophilic acts that this faggot has committed. Shit that has gotten him into even more hot water. So buckle up, losers. We are in for quite a ride!

Autist's First "Girlfriend"

Back in early August in 2022, after local nobody, Glitch Boy/GlitchAnimate and a few of his friends had heard about Joey's pedophilic theatrics, Glitch thought it would be a great idea to perform a sting operation on Joey to really test the theory of him really being a pedo. It turned out to be a complete success. He made an account called "CutieAnimate", which was supposed to give off the vibe of a young ass girl (Glitch is actually 14 himself at the time). Using the account, he drew in Joey by asking him if he wanted to date the account (which he said yes like a fucking dumbass despite the fact that the goddamn account TOLD HIM it's age) and Glitch made it his goal to have Joey send a dick pic or at the very least, a nude photo of some kind. He ended up getting the latter, being a fucking shirtless pic of Joey. Mind you, as Glitch was doing this, he was constantly keeping his friends updated in a Discord server that his friend group was in. So after the shirtless pic was received, the whole server was freaking the fuck out and rightfully praising Glitch for what he has done. Shit like that takes balls of steel.

Quite the roundabout way to go whale-watching, don't you think?

The Interrogation

On August 18th, 2022, local nobodies Sticks must be consumed, XenoParadox, blatantlywhite, IndyTheNerd, izmelo, Blair Zero, and Squidward Is Iconic (now known as basil) all came together to form the "Joey Nigro Interrogation Team" to confront the the pedophilic autist for the shit he's done. The event began by Sticks creating the server he got interrogated in. It was then that Xeno decided that the server should be named "#BanPruneJuice" to lure Joey in, then Sticks sent him the invite and it (unsurprisingly) worked. Now all that had to be done was the confrontation itself. While the interrogation team kept spamming him with pings, asking him why he did all the shit he did, after what felt like an hour, Joey finally pipes up and all he really said was just bunch of stupid, non sequitur shit. However, there were some pretty good key moments. Like on the last day of the event (August 19th), he fucking sent his cell phone number like a bumbling idiot. Another one being that when everyone was so close to giving up on the case, it was at that moment that Joey said "Alright, fine, I was a pedophile." It should also be mentioned that Xeno rightfully doxxed the damn pedo as the interrogation was going on, you can find it on Doxbin (unfortunately, the dox itself can't be linked here because the spam filter would prevent it). An anticlimactic victory, but still a victory for our heroes. After it all over and done with, Indy made an archive of the server then dumped it all onto an html file which we'll provide a download link to as soon as it is made.

Literally handed his opponents the win. Not like his lone sperg ass could've won since he was severely outnumbered.

The Hackings

In July 2023, local nobodies catzlol and whitehallian decide to "hack" Joey Nigger's JewTube channel. It turned out a failure because after about an hour, Jewgle locked them out of Joey's account. Flash forward to November 2023, another local nobody RATted Joey and dumped all his passwords in a Pisscord server. Whitehallian logged into his Twitter, and posted many lulzy tweets.

Joey NIGGER

Joey then sperged on his JewTube about how "being dumb is not funny".

External Links

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