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Image:Awesomeangel01.JPG|Lol the angel has manhands | Image:Awesomeangel01.JPG|Lol the angel has manhands | ||
Image:Awesomeangel02.JPG|Also the bible says angels have six wings | Image:Awesomeangel02.JPG|Also the bible says angels have six wings | ||
Image:Awesomeangel03.JPG|HE'S A PERSON!!!!! | Image:Awesomeangel03.JPG|HE'S A PERSON!!!!! | ||
Image:Awesomeangel04.JPG|This message brought to you by Jesus | Image:Awesomeangel04.JPG|This message brought to you by Jesus | ||
Image:Awesomeangel05.JPG| | Image:Awesomeangel05.JPG|Apparently we have free will because God says so | ||
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Image:Awesomeangel06.JPG|This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway | Image:Awesomeangel06.JPG|This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway | ||
Image:Awesomeangel07.JPG|She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page | Image:Awesomeangel07.JPG|She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page | ||
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Image:Awesomeangel21.JPG|Jesus flipping the bird lol | Image:Awesomeangel21.JPG|Jesus flipping the bird lol | ||
Image:Awesomeangel22.JPG|Bye | Image:Awesomeangel22.JPG|Bye | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:26, 26 October 2015
- Not to be confused with Safe Spaces
Seeking to clean up its tarnished public image in the face of a massive priest child sex abuse crisis, the Catholic Church has attempted to foist the belief that magical "guardian angels" are now in position to keep their priests from fucking your kids. The only problem is that guardian angels don't exist and therefore your kids are just as unsafe as ever... sorry! Perhaps this is a good thing since, as seen from the comic book, it would be very annoying to have a mouthy flying bitch following us around spouting tips on how to avoid being priest-fucked.
Download the coloring book here (PDF version) for easier reading.
Feel the Quality
Priestly Platitudes About missing Pics
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Lol the angel has manhands -
Also the bible says angels have six wings -
HE'S A PERSON!!!!! -
This message brought to you by Jesus -
Apparently we have free will because God says so
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This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway -
She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page -
For maximum safety, try to be in four places at the same time -
Protip : Pedophiles are an excellent source of free candy -
Protip : Pedophilies are also an excellent source of fabulous prizes -
The angel looks stoned here, I wonder what heaven's substance abuse policy is -
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Beware of online pedophiles. They rarely have candy or prizes -
That guy in the doorway is definitely checking that kid out since he practically has his head twisted all the way around. Good thing there are trusty anti-rape angels present -
Put the robe back on please. Thank you. -
I bet the kid is saying "Dad this dead lady won't shut up and leave me alone." -
Remember, don't trust anyone who doesn't have great teeth -
lol "awesome angel" hahaha -
I hope those angels are toilet trained -
I guess she isn't awesome anymore -
Jesus flipping the bird lol -
Bye
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