Concord
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IT GOT SHUT DOWN ONLY 2 WEEKS AFTER RELEASE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Sony fires all Firewalk Studios members except the character designer. |
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Concord, New Hampshire was a mediocre $40 woke Overwatch clone developed by Sweet Baby Firewalk Studios, a subsidiary of Sony, and released for the PlayStation 5 and PC. Being developed over the course of 8 years with an approximate budget of $100M, it was released on August 23, 2024 to an all-time high player count of 697; before Sony announced they were shutting down the game 3 days later on September 3. It is the biggest flop in gaming history as of the time of writing; with at least $100M lost.
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FACT ALERT: The game itself can't even beat Gollum! |
Gameplay
It's just an average hero shooter with pronouns.
Characters
- 1-0FF
- Emari
- Daveers
- Star Child
- Bazz
- It-Z
- Roka
- Duchess
- Jabali
- Ted
- Daw
- Kyps
- Lark
- Haymar
- Lennox
- Vale
Get Woke, Go Broke
The game was developed to cater to "modern audiences"; and it showed as the robot had pronouns and the heckin cute and valid BIPOC transkween character was based off an IRL niggertranny. This was enough to make gaming journalists deflect any and all criticism of this game to le racist chuds; but in typical gaming journalist fashion they ended up doing nothing and the game still flopped, HARD.
Proud yourself? More like get bullied.
Meet Xander Farrell, the Concord animator. A Twatter artist with pronouns shitting on fans for not receiving praise immediately after yapping about how it was their 1st AAA game to work on. Go Xander! Show those darn dirty haters who can help make a shittier game.
After protecting their tweets, this nigga types on the userpage that they're a gameplay animator for PUBG before attempting to failtroll by paywalling tweets roasting them.
—Xander realizing xheir rent is due. | ||
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The beginning. -
Xhey don't care? Sonycacas, what is this? -
The third stage. -
Rule 34
A good sign of how well a game has done is the amount of Rule 34 it generates—or lack thereof. Here is all the Concord porn that exists:
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Oops, wrong Concorde Rule 34 -
Be grateful that the goblin girl gets the goons going
That's literally it. I mean, anything else that you can find is solely for the meme potential more than anything else.
Videos
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See also
- Overwatch - What Concord tried to rip off, and ultimately failed at.
- Sony - The developers of this game.
- Sweet Baby Inc Detected - Sweet Baby was very likely involved in the development of the game.
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| Article of the Now September 7 & 8, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by Audrey Hale |
Concord | Succeeded by Axel Muganwa Rudakubana |
