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With [[2020]] and [[2021]] being the ''worst years ever'' thanks to the [[Coronavirus|Chink-19]], and [[2022]] being the most brain-dead year, we hope '''2023''' will be a good one, but we can only wait and see. If you need a recap of 2022, [[2022|click here]].
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With [[2020]] and [[2021]] being the ''worst years ever'' thanks to the [[Coronavirus|Chink-19]], and [[2022]] being the most brain-dead year, we really, really, really hoped that '''2023''' would be a good year, but <strike>>we can only wait and see</strike> it still sucked hard. Um, anyways - Here's a recap of 2023 for [[EDiots|our intrepid readers]]. So lettt's gettttt right into it!
 
And if you also need a recap of 2022, [[2022|click here]].


==January==
==January==


*[[Croatia]] fully enters the [[European Union|EU]] via €urozone and Schengen, mass wave of [[scam|scamming]] due to currency switch begins instantly.
*[[Croatia]] fully enters the [[European Union|EU]] via €urozone and Schengen;  A mass wave of [[scam|scamming]] due to the currency switch begins instantly.
*The [[ED]] [[Twatter]] gets B&. We'll be back on there, eventually...
*The [[ED]] [[Twatter]] gets B&.
:We'll be back on there, [[lie|eventually]]...
*A Basketball-American [[Nigger|nignog]] player collapses on the [[NFL]] field and Schizoposters blame the [[Vaccination|VAXX]]
*A Basketball-American [[Nigger|nignog]] player collapses on the [[NFL]] field and Schizoposters blame the [[Vaccination|VAXX]]
*[[MediaFan2008]] gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which [[some argue|we believe]] "[[dubious disclaimer|might be]]" [[cancer]], and if he does die, then thank fuck we won't deal with his ass anymore.
*[[MediaFan2008]] gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which [[some argue|we believe]] "[[dubious disclaimer|might be]]" [[cancer]]; Hey, if he does die, then we won't have to deal with him anymore.
* [[Andrew Tate|Retard Tate]] gets arrested by the [[Romania]]n police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking.
*[[Andrew Tate|Retard Tate]] gets arrested by the [[Romania]]n police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking.
*[[Umkemesik]] gets ousted from [[ED]] after [[Discord]] logs featuring him lusting after [[underage]] [[feet]] are dropped.
*[[Umkemesik]] gets ousted from [[ED]] after [[Discord]] logs featuring him lusting after [[underage]] [[feet]] are dropped.
*[[Brazil]]ians invade their country's Congress over [[Cunt|Jair Bolsonaro]] losing to Lula, similar to [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] losing the election to [[Joe Biden]].
*[[Brazil]]ians invade their country's Congress over [[Cunt|Jair Bolsonaro]] losing to Lula, similar to [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] losing the election to [[Joe Biden]].
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*A [[Wario|Wario Land]] inspired game that is [[Fact|better]] than the former called Pizza Tower is released.
*A [[Wario|Wario Land]] inspired game that is [[Fact|better]] than the former called Pizza Tower is released.
*A {{age|1998|1|9}}-year-old former [[YTP]] maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] get heavily injured via a car crash accident in [[Pennsylvania]]. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.
*A {{age|1998|1|9}}-year-old former [[YTP]] maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] get heavily injured via a car crash accident in [[Pennsylvania]]. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.
*Former moderated .wil is elected to Faggot of the Year, and spergs out due to ego damages


==February==
==February==
*[[18-1|Tom Brady]] finally retires from the [[NFL]].
*[[18-1|Tom Brady]] finally retires from the [[NFL]].
*[[Adezero]] and [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus]] get kaizen fired over a [[porn|titty pic]].
*[[Adezero]] and [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus]] get kaizen fired over a [[porn|titty pic]].
*[[Turkey]], [[Syria]], [[Lebanon]], and other Middle Eastern countries face a big 7.8 magnitude [[earthquake]]. approximately 1,500 people die.
*[[Turkey]], [[Syria]], [[Lebanon]], and other Middle Eastern countries face a big 7.8 magnitude [[earthquake]] & approximately 1,500 people die.
:A 3.8 magnitude earthquake was also reported in Buffalo, [[New York]].
:A 3.8 magnitude earthquake was also reported in Buffalo, [[New York]].
*A {{age|1992|12|16}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] celebrity from [[California]] named Berleezy (Powerword: [[Germany|Berlin]] Edmond) gets [[b&|permabanned]] from [[YouTube]], causing massive butthurt.
*A {{age|1992|12|16}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] celebrity from [[California]] named Berleezy (Powerword: [[Germany|Berlin]] Edmond) gets [[b&|permabanned]] from [[YouTube]], causing massive butthurt.
*A stupid [[China|Chinese]] balloon flies over [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]]. [[Redneck|South Carolina]] shoots it down. Other words: [[Fact|Americans are stupid.]]
*A stupid [[China|Chinese]] Spy Balloon flies over [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]]. [[Redneck|South Carolina]] shoots it down.  
:Other words: [[Fact|Americans are stupid.]]
*4.5 years after [[XXXTentacion]]'s death in [[2018]], his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a [[Canada|Canadian]] rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to [[Basketball|LeBron James]] at the [[NBA]]
*4.5 years after [[XXXTentacion]]'s death in [[2018]], his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a [[Canada|Canadian]] rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to [[Basketball|LeBron James]] at the [[NBA]]
*Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a [[Nigeria]]n singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive [[lulz]] were sparked on social media.
*Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a [[Nigeria]]n singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive [[lulz]] were then sparked on social media.
*[[Disney]] lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to shitty movies that nobody cares about.
*[[Disney]] lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to already shitty movies.
*[[SNCA|Dhar Mann]] gets exposed for not properly paying his actors and employees.
*[[SNCA|Dhar Mann]] gets exposed for not properly paying his actors and employees.
*[[Twitter]] fucks their site up even more by adding tweeting limits and other bullshit.
*[[Twitter]] fucks their site up even more by adding tweeting limits and other bullshit.
*[[Linkin Park]] releases a new album to mark the 20th year anniversary of Meteora. The internet goes all the rage about it.
:Thank you Elon, Very Cool!
*[[Linkin Park]] releases a new album to mark the 20th year anniversary of Meteora. The internet goes berserk about it.
*A big ass train in East [[Palestine]], [[Ohio]] carrying hazardous materials derails and explodes. Which caused the Ohio River to be contaminated.
*A big ass train in East [[Palestine]], [[Ohio]] carrying hazardous materials derails and explodes. Which caused the Ohio River to be contaminated.
:Just another average day in [[Ohio|le epic swag state]] I guess.
:Just another average day in [[Ohio|le epic swag state]] I guess.
*David Jude Jolicoeur dies at age 54.
*David Jude Jolicoeur dies at age 54.
*It's that time of day where you will never be laid, [[Sex|Valentines Day]].
*It's that time of year where you will never be laid, [[Sex|Valentines' Day]].
*A [[TikTok|TikToker]] named Laura Lee Watts's daughter Savannah dies of a seizure.
*A [[Britfag|British]] [[16 year-old girl|16 year old]] [[Transgender]] teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.
*A [[Britfag|British]] [[16 year-old girl|16 year old]] [[Transgender]] teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.
*3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded at the [[Michigan]] State University.
*3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded at the [[Michigan]] State University.
*Another fucking shooting happens at El Paso, [[Texas]], this time in the Cielo Vista Mall, [[fail|1 person gets killed and 3 others get injured]].
*Susan Wojcicki finally retires as the CEO of [[JewTube]].
*Susan Wojcicki finally retires as the CEO of [[JewTube]].
:Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known [[NFT]] aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
:Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known [[NFT]] aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
*Our [[Discord]] Server got [[baleeted]]. <s>We will be back on there eventually.</s> Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial.
*Our [[Discord]] Server got [[baleeted]]. <s>We will be back on there eventually.</s> '''Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial!!'''
*Nemao, a [[France|French]] animator who obsesses over [[Happy Tree Friends]] gets outed as a [[pedophile]].
*Nemao, a [[France|French]] animator who obsesses over [[Happy Tree Friends]] gets outed as a [[pedophile]].
*[[Japan]] finally raises the age of consent from 13 to 16.
*[[Japan]] finally raises their country's Age Of Consent from 13 to 16.
*[[TV|Teletoon]] finally shuts down, it'll become the [[Canada|Canadian]] version of [[Cartoon Network]] eventually.
*[[TV|Teletoon]] finally shuts down, it'll become the [[Canada|Canadian]] version of [[Cartoon Network]] eventually.
*A troll is trying to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|wipe everything]] involving the obscure [[Japan|Japanese]] [[PC]] game [[Cookie|Cookie's Bustle]].
*[[Dilbert]]'s creator Scott Adams reveals himself to be a homophobic, transphobic, [[Donald Trump|Trumper]], resulting in his comic being discontinued on newspapers.
*[[Dilbert]]'s creator Scott Adams reveals himself to be a homophobic, transphobic, [[Donald Trump|Trumper]], resulting in his comic being discontinued on newspapers.
*A {{age|2000|3|30}}-year-old [[Twitch]] streamer named Kwite (Powerword: Tyler Gadner Wirkz) <s>gets outed for sexual assault.</s> Never mind, yet another false allegation from an [[attention whore]], this time from a [[tranny]]!
:Leave it to the creator of Dilbert to find a way to get fired on his Sunday off.
*A {{age|2000|3|30}}-year-old [[Twitch]] streamer named Kwite (Powerword: Tyler Gadner Wirkz) <s>gets outed for sexual assault.</s>''' Never mind, yet another false allegation from an [[attention whore]], this time from a [[tranny]]!'''
*A fanbase for a shitty [[K-Pop]] band named [[SNCA|BLACKPINK]] from the [[Philippines]] drops a [[Thai]] member of the group named Lisa over a fucking [[cake]], potentially ruining her birthday and causing massive butthurt on Twitter.
*A fanbase for a shitty [[K-Pop]] band named [[SNCA|BLACKPINK]] from the [[Philippines]] drops a [[Thai]] member of the group named Lisa over a fucking [[cake]], potentially ruining her birthday and causing massive butthurt on Twitter.
*[[Genshin Impact]] voice actor Elliot Gindi gets outed as a [[pedophile]], causing his short-lived career to be terminated.  
*[[Genshin Impact]] voice actor Elliot Gindi gets outed as a [[pedophile]], causing his short-lived career to be terminated.


==March==
==March==
*[[Chocolate|Hershey's]] ([[Canada]]) decides to put a [[transgender]] woman in their recent ad campaign (in which its International Womens Day), causing massive butthurt and is the result of #BoycottHersheys to be trending on Twitter.
*[[Chocolate|Hershey's]] ([[Canada]]) decides to put a [[transgender]] woman in their recent ad campaign (for International Women's Day), causing massive butthurt; Whichs starts #BoycottHersheys to be trending on Twitter.
*[[Joe Biden]] finds himself in hot water after footage surfaced of him laughing to a mother who had her 2 sons die due to [[drugs|fentanyl]] poisoning.
*[[Joe Biden]] finds himself in hot water after footage surfaced of him laughing to a mother who had her 2 sons die due to [[drugs|fentanyl]] poisoning.
:HOW WAS HE EVEN ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
:HOW WAS HE EVEN ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
*[[Virtual YouTubers|Vtuber]] nobody Pikamee [[Retired|"graduates"]] because she got trolled by her chat for streaming [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts Legacy]].
*[[Virtual YouTubers|Vtuber]] nobody Pikamee [[Retired|"graduates"]] because she got trolled by her chat for streaming [[Hogwarts Legacy]].
* A [[Mexico|Mexican]] kidnapping incident happens when four [[Nigger|black people]] are kidnapped, two are killed.
*The drug store Walgreen's stops selling [[abortion]] pills, causing a lot of butthurt women to rage, and take to [[Twitter|the only place of social media]] to start a boycott.
*The drug store Walgreen's stops selling [[abortion]] pills, causing a lot of butthurt women to rage and take to [[Twitter|the only place of social media]] to start a boycott.
*Tucker Carlson of [[Faux News]] releases more footage of the [[Trump|January 6 2021]] incident; This causes it to trend yet again 2 years later.
*Tucker Carlson of [[Faux News]] releases more footage of the [[Trump|January 6]] incident, which also causes it to trend yet again 2 years later.
*A documentary of [[Jared Fogle]] from [[Subway]] is made and released, which causes Jared to trend on social media yet again.
*A documentary of [[Jared Fogle]] from [[Subway]] is made and released, which causes Jared to trend on social media yet again.
*The Silicon Valley Bank, the 2nd largest bank of all of America, collapses
*The Silicon Valley Bank, the 2nd largest bank of all of America, collapses.
:OH NOES, WHERES ALL THE MONEY!!1!
*It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get [[drunk]] as usual.
*It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get [[drunk]] as usual.
*[[Chris-Chan]] gets released from jail.
*[[Chris-Chan]] gets released from jail.
*Another attempt of a [[high score]] goes on at a school in [[Tennessee]] by some {{age|1995|3|24}}-year-old [[tranny]] "male" who goes by [[Audrey Hale]] (Aiden). Six people get killed.
*Another attempt of a [[high score]] goes on at a school in [[Tennessee]] by some {{age|1995|3|24}}-year-old [[tranny]] "male" who goes by [[Audrey Hale]] (Aiden). Six people get killed.
*The [[Nintendo]] eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
*The [[Nintendo]] eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
:"End of an Error"
*dropdatwat's article gets flushed from the Encyclopedia Dramatica database.
*dropdatwat's article gets flushed from the Encyclopedia Dramatica database.
:One may be able to still find the article elsewhere [[dubious disclaimer|but who knows]]....
*[[Donald Trump]] gets [[v&|arrested]]. Good riddance.
*[[Donald Trump]] gets [[v&|arrested]]. Good riddance.


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*[[Andrew Tate]] gets released from prison and is now on house arrest.
*[[Andrew Tate]] gets released from prison and is now on house arrest.
*A 4.2 magnitude earthquake is spotted in [[Oklahoma]].
*A 4.2 magnitude earthquake is spotted in [[Oklahoma]].
*A movie for a shitty game named [[FNAF]] is announced.
*A movie for a shitty decade-old kid-targeted vidya game named [[FNAF]] is announced.
:We're doomed.
:We're sooo doomed.
*Another shootout happens, this time in a bank in Louisville, [[Kentucky]]. This time 6 people get killed and 9 get injured. However this is not enough for a high score, so [[fail|epic fail]].
*A huge ass [[fire]] breaks out at a recycling plant in Richmond, [[Indiana]], which is almost near the state's border with [[Ohio]].
*A huge ass [[fire]] breaks out at a recycling plant in Richmond, [[Indiana]], which is almost near the state's border with [[Ohio]].
* Cartoon show [[The Owl House]] finally ends.  
*Television cartoon show [[The Owl House]] finally ends.  
:[[Fact|Thank God.]]
:[[Fact|Thank God.]]
*Some 21-year-old dumbass from the [[Massachusetts]] Air National Guard gets [[v&]] for leaking shit from the Pentagon and posting the contents on [[Discord]].
*Some 21-year-old dumbass from the [[Massachusetts]] Air National Guard gets [[v&]] for leaking shit from the Pentagon and posting the contents on [[Discord]].
:LOL. good try tho!
*Chris Tyson, a friend of [[MrBeast]], comes out as [[transgender]], causing massive butthurt.
*Chris Tyson, a friend of [[MrBeast]], comes out as [[transgender]], causing massive butthurt.
*[[SuperMarioLogan]] gets busted for falling in love with his best friend's cousin, despite the fact that he has a fucking wife and child. He even sent [[porn]] to a [[pedo|minor]].
*[[SuperMarioLogan]] gets busted for falling in love with his best friend's cousin, despite the fact that he has a fucking wife and child. He even sent [[porn]] to a [[pedo|minor]].
:We got another potential [[EDP445]] in our hands.
:We got another potential [[EDP445]] in our hands.
*April 20th, is always a very important day. [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday, the 24th anniversary of [[Columbine]], the 17th anniversary of [[Mitchell Henderson]] committing [[an hero]] over losing his [[iPod]], [[Illuminati|iilluminaughtii]] ruining her career within the span of the day, etc. Overall, a lot of great things happened on this day.
*April 20th, is always a very important day. Weed Day, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday, the 24th anniversary of [[Columbine]], the 17th anniversary of [[Mitchell Henderson]] committing [[an hero]] over losing his [[iPod]], etc. Also  YouTuber [[Illuminati|iilluminaughtii]] ruining her career within the span of the day!!
*[[Tucker Carlson]] finally leaves [[Faux News]].
:Overall, a lot of great things have happened on this day.
*[[Tucker Carlson]] finally "leaves" [[Faux News]].
*[[Jerry Springer]] dies from [[cancer|pancreatic cancer]] at the age of 79.
*[[Jerry Springer]] dies from [[cancer|pancreatic cancer]] at the age of 79.
:Shine on you crazy media troll.
:Shine on you crazy media troll.


==May==
==May==
*May Dayand notthing happens as usual.
:COMMIES: SEETHE!
*A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a [[Chinese]] person responsible for blending that poor cat.
*A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a [[Chinese]] person responsible for blending that poor cat.
:[[NEDM]] makes a sudden comeback I guess.
:[[NEDM]] makes a sudden comeback?
*A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.
*A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.
*Also on the subject, a [[13-year-old boy]] (Powerword: Kosta Kecmanović) shoots up his school in [[Serbia]], 9 die and 7 get injured.
*After that, a 21-year-old named Uroš Blažić commits a mass shooting, also in [[Serbia]], this time 8 people (including his own sister) die and 14 get injured.


==June==
==June==
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*[[Theodore Kaczynski|Ted Kaczynski]] dies.
*[[Theodore Kaczynski|Ted Kaczynski]] dies.
::The Industrial Revolution and its' disastrous consequences strike again...
::The Industrial Revolution and its' disastrous consequences strike again...
*Treat Williams [[Dead|dies]] on a motorcycle after doing a [[Gary Busey]] into a Honda SUV   
*Treat Williams [[Dead|dies]] on a motorcycle after "doing a [[Gary Busey]]" into a Honda SUV   
*A piece of junk sub [[OceanGate|dives to visit the Titanic]] with 5 people and [[asking for it|implodes]].
*A piece-of-junk submarine [[OceanGate|dives to visit the Titanic]] with 5 people and [[asking for it|implodes]].
*[[Cyraxx]] gets arrested for attempting to beat a troll with a baseball bat. As they say, [[Chris-chan#His facility transfer|a soul for a soul]].  
*[[Cyraxx]] gets arrested for attempting to beat a troll with a baseball bat.
:As they say, [[Chris-chan#His facility transfer|a soul for a soul]].  
*On June 26th - [[Ariana Grande]] turned 30.
*On June 26th - [[Ariana Grande]] turned 30.
:Hey, We'd still tap it.
:Hey, We'd still tap it.
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==July==
==July==
*3rd - Reality hits make-believe when Robert DeNiro's grandson overdoses on Fentanyl-laced pills
*3rd - Reality hits make-believe when Robert DeNiro's grandson overdoses on Fentanyl-laced pills
*7th - [[Patrick Crusius|The El Paso shooter]] is finally sentenced to prison
*7th - [[Patrick Crusius|The El Paso shooter]] is finally sentenced to prison
*11th - [[Microsoft]] wins against the FTC lawsuit in it's acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, causing massive butthurt from [[Sony]] fanboys.
*11th - [[Microsoft]] wins against the FTC lawsuit in it's acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, causing massive butthurt from [[Sony]] fanboys.
*11th - [[Charles Manson|Leslie Van Houten]] was released on parole after 53 years in [[prison]].
*11th - [[Charles Manson|Leslie Van Houten]] was released on parole after 53 years in [[prison]].
*23rd - [[Elon Musk]] completely shits up [[Waaaambulance|Twitter]] after buyin it and changes it to [[XXX|X]]. A lot of users got confused (probably thinking Musk changed it to a porn site) and got pissed of about it.
*23rd - [[Elon Musk]] completely shits up [[Waaaambulance|Twitter]] after buyin' it and changes the site-name to [[XXX|X]].  
*25th - Everyone's favorite [[Ireland|Irish]] baldie, Sinead O'Connor dies from suicide.
:A lot of users got confused (probably thinking Musk changed it into a porn site) and got pissed off about it.
 
*25th - Everyone's favorite [[Ireland|Irish]] baldie, Sinead O'Connor dies from [[suicide|An Hero'ing]].  
*30th
*30th - [[Paul Reubens]], better known as Pee-wee Herman, dies. The wearing of ''The Rose-Colored Glasses of Nostalgia'' has people focusing only on his wacky comedy antics and conveniently forgetting that he was arrested for [[masturbating]] in a private booth at an "adult theater" , and was also later charged in 2003 on obscenity charges.
**[[Paul Reubens]], better known as Pee-wee Herman, dies. The wearing of ''The Rose-Colored Glasses of Nostalgia'' has people focusing only on his comedy antics and conveniently forgetting that he was arrested for [[masturbating]] in an adult theater and later for possession of [[CP|child porn]].
:He at least made it big in Hollywood, and still managed to ''keep his hands to himself.''
**Yet another [[terrorist|Islamic]] suicide bombing kills 63 people with over 200 injured. [[Fox News]] reported from hell that [[Mohammed]] was "يسر، ولكن يمكن أن نفعل ما هو أفضل."
*Also on the 30th - Yet another [[terrorist|Islamic]] suicide bombing kills 63 people with over 200 injured.
:[[Fox News]] reported from Hell that [[Mohammed]] was "يسر، ولكن يمكن أن نفعل ما هو أفضل."


==August==
==August==
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* 9th <s>- [[Lil Tay]], Internet influencer dies at 14.[[Pedo]]philic [[necrophilia|necrophiles]] are grabbing their shovels.</s>
* 9th <s>- [[Lil Tay]], Internet influencer dies at 14.[[Pedo]]philic [[necrophilia|necrophiles]] are grabbing their shovels.</s>
:Turned out to be a hoax
:Turned out to be a hoax
* 17th  
* 17th - [[IShowSpeed]] accidentally flashes his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] over Chica from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] during a live stream.  
** [[IShowSpeed]] accidentally flashes his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] over Chica from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] during a live stream. It is said that many 12 year olds were scarred that day.
:It is said that many 12-year-olds were scarred for life that day.
** In Cuckombia, two earthquakes with magnitude 6.1 and 5.6 earthquake kills 2 ppl and injures 50.
* 23rd - Yevgeny Prigozhin is killed in a plane crash, either bombed or shot down. [https://web.archive.org/web/20230828185940/https://telegra.ph/Yevgeny-Prigozhin-crash-videos-08-28 The videos] are posted online for everyone's personal [[Lulz|entertainment]].
* 23rd - Yevgeny Prigozhin is killed in a plane crash, either bombed or shot down. [https://web.archive.org/web/20230828185940/https://telegra.ph/Yevgeny-Prigozhin-crash-videos-08-28 The videos] are posted online for everyone's personal [[Lulz|entertainment]].
* 24th - [[Japan]] dumps a good piece of radioactive waste into the Pacific.
* 24th - [[Japan]] dumps a good piece of radioactive waste into the Pacific.
* 25th - [[Donald Drumpf|Donald Trump]] surrenders, becoming the first US president ever arrested. kek.
:[[Godzilla]] to appear IRL soon, from this incident?
* 25th - [[Donald Drumpf|Donald Trump]] surrenders, becoming the first US president ever to be arrested. kek.
* 26th - Bob Barker of "[[Game Show|The Price Is Right]]" fame and supplier of [[gaol]]-ware dies, aged 99.
* 26th - Bob Barker of "[[Game Show|The Price Is Right]]" fame and supplier of [[gaol]]-ware dies, aged 99.
* 27th - In Jacksonville, [[Florida]], another white [[Nazi]] supremacist ([[Powerword|Ryan Christopher Palmeter]]) starts a shooting killing [[coward|3]] before [[an hero]].
:Bob Barker: Spayed and Neutered for the last time.
* 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead
* 27th - In Jacksonville, [[Florida]], another white [[Nazi]] supremacist ,[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] starts a shooting killing [[coward|3]] before [[an hero]]-ing.
* 31st - In Johannesburg, [[South Africa]], [[Breivik|77 immigrants are cleaned off the street]] in an abandoned building after being burnt to a crisp. 88 others were injured. Apparently being one of the "deadliest fires in South African history."
*[[Maddox]] releases a video “exposing” Justin Whang, and asterios kokkinos.
* 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead.
:Old Meme is <strike>Old</strike> Dead.


==September==
==September==
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** Gary Wright, known for the pretty cool [[1970s]] song '''Dream Weaver''' gets to find out if [[Nihilism]] or [[God]] is the right answer.
** Gary Wright, known for the pretty cool [[1970s]] song '''Dream Weaver''' gets to find out if [[Nihilism]] or [[God]] is the right answer.
** Mother Nature is pissed and spawns storm Daniel in [[Greece]], pwning at least 4.
** Mother Nature is pissed and spawns storm Daniel in [[Greece]], pwning at least 4.
*8th - A magnitude 6.8 earthquake strikes [[Sand Nigger|Morocco]] banning at least <s>1000</s> 2300 ppl.
*10th - Daniel storm continues to pwn at least <s>5100</s> 19,000 NPCs in Lybia. There are also 10,100+ missing probably dead NPCs. The Daniel Storm passed by on the 12th.
*10th - Daniel storm continues to pwn at least <s>5100</s> 19,000 NPCs in Lybia. There are also 10,100+ missing probably dead NPCs. Daniel passed on the 12th.
*12th - [[Apple]] unveils the [[iPhone]] X v5.0, which ''finally'' gets rid of their crappy cables and starts using completely revolutionary [[USB]]-C.
*12th - [[Apple]] unveils the [[iPhone]] X v5.0, which ''finally'' gets rid of their crappy cables and starts using completely revolutionary [[USB]]-C.
*13th
*13th - A 100-trillion-year-old [[bullshit|paper-mache]] alien "mummy" is revealed to the surprised [[spic]] public, despite it being made by the same faggots that fabricated another debunked alien stunt.
**An apartment stir-fries 56 people to death in a [[Vietnam]] suburb.
*23rd - A car bomb (probably from Al-Shabab) explodes at a checkpoint in Beledweyne, Somalia, killing at least 30 people.
**A 100 trillion year old [[bullshit|paper-mache]] alien is revealed to the surprised [[spic]] public, despite it being made by the same faggots that fabricated another debunked alien stunt.
*25th - In Iraq, after glowing up the [[bombs|fireworks]] in a wedding, somebody starts a mass fire and kills about 114 people [[Epic Win|including the newlywed husband and wife]].
*18th
** In Peru, a coach car falls into a ravine and pwns 24 people.
 
** A 5.1 earthquake hits a Tuscany village in Italy killing a single person and another one was injuried
*21st - A romanian gas pipeline sudenly explodes killing 4 and injuring 5
*23rd
**A car bomb (probably from Al-Shabab) explodes at a checkpoint in Beledweyne, Somalia, killing at least 30 people.
**In Benin, an illegal fuel depot explodes epicly sending 35 NPCs to the lobby and only 12 have sustained serious injuries.
*25th
** In Nagorno-Karabaq, a explosion at a fuel warehouse kills at least 20 ppl and leaves other 290 injuried
** Also in Iraq, after glowing up the [[bombs|fireworks]] in a wedding, starts a mass fire and kills about 114 people [[Epic Win|including the husband and the wife]]
* 27th - A new challenger appears!!!!, shot 3 people in a bar in Sweden.
* 27th - A new challenger appears!!!!, shot 3 people in a bar in Sweden.
** A new challenger appears (again)!!! Fouad L, shot 3 people dead and burned the Rotterdam hospital.
** Some gangsters planted a bomb on a eldery's house and killed her. This happened in Sweden again.
*28th  
*28th  
**Again, Pakistan experience another bombing, this time killing 57 ppl.
**Again, Pakistan experiences another bombing, this time killing 57 ppl.
** Some troublemaker teen cuts the [[Shit no one cares about|Sycamore Gap]] and gots V& for being a massive idiot.
** Some troublemaker teen cuts the [[Shit no one cares about|Sycamore Gap]] and got [[party van|V]]& for being a massive idiot.
*29th  
*29th  
**In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
**In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
**Ethan Crumbley, the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prision without parole. We hope you share your bunk with Bubba!!!.
**[[Ethan Crumbley]], the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prison without parole.  
**Al Shabaab does it again (suicide bombing) and kills 11 NPCs and injures 18
::Hey, Ethan - [[ED|We]] hope you share your bunk with [[Bubba]]!!!.


==October==
==October==
* 1st - In [[Spic|Spain]], a murcian nightclub torches and at least 13 people are carbonized to death.
* 3rd - Famous idiot [[IShowSpeed]] almost an heroes on livestream from [[Fail|attempting a science experiment]]
* 3rd
**A 14 year old [[Thailand|thai]] boy kills 3 people in a Bangkok mall before getting V&.
** In Venezia, Italy, a bus fall ends up banning 21 people.
** A fuel Depot in Nigeria explodes pwning 18 ppl yo death
** Famous idiot [[IShowSpeed]] almost an heroes on livestream by doing a [[fail|science experiment]]
* 4th  
* 4th  
** The host of the 2030 World Cup is officially confirmed: Spain, Portugal and Morocco with Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay playing their ceremonial matches in their home countries with Chile [[fail|being left out]]
** The host of the 2030 World Cup is officially confirmed: Spain, Portugal and Morocco with Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay playing their ceremonial matches in their home countries with Chile [[fail|being left out]]
** Mother nature destroys the world again (this time in India) and pwns 74 NPCs with flash floods
** Mother Nature destroys the world again (this time in India) and pwns 74 NPCs with flash floods
* 5th  
* 5th - Israel (for the 1000th time!) declares "War" on Gaza/Palestine
**Ruskie bombs a little town in Ukraine and [[Brenton Tarrant|pwns at least 51 people.]]
* 7th - Hamas, went amok at a kike music festival and IRL-bans more than 260 ppl.
**Also, in Syria a bomb explodes in a military ceremony and kills about 112 troops.
* 9th - [[Shit no one cares about|Tatmadaw launches a bomb in an IDP camp and kills 29 people]].
* 6th
* 11th - A 19-year-old [[Spain|spanish]] girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked their naked corpse for teh [[lulz]]
** A bus carrying migrants from Venezuela crashes in Oaxaca, Mexico, pwning 17 ppl
* 14th  - An [[internet sissy fight]] between [[SSSniperWolf]] and Jacksfilms escalates up to a new level after she shows up to his house and reveals his [[dox]] to all of the public, causing insurmountable amounts of e-drama and [[lulz]]
** Israel for 1000th time declares war to Palestine
* 16th - [[Tunisia|Tunisian]] played high score and killed 2 swedes and injured a taxi driver during a Euro 2024 qualifying match between Sweden and Belgium. He later made a video about hating on [[Idiots|swedish coran burning]]. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later.  
* 7th  
* 17th
**  In [[ISIS|Afghanistan]], two 6.3 earthquakes kills <s>15</s> 350 ppl.
** A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and [[EPIC WIN|600]] ppl got BANNED.
** Hamas, wents amok in a kike music festival and bans out more than 260 ppl.
** Some [[muslim|mudslims]] in different countries went amok proceed shit and fuck up several embassies. Also, Lebanon ppl shitted up the US embassy.
* 8th
* 23rd - [[Shit no one cares about|A train crash in the city of Bangladesh leaves 17 dead]]
**Notorious landslides in the capital of Cameroon kills 27 people.
** Also another challenger appears killing [[n00b|3]] and injuring 1 before being taking into custody.
* 9th - Tatmadaw launches a bomb in a [[Shit no one cares about|IDP]] camp and kills 29 people.
* 11th - A 19 year old [[Spain|spanish]] girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked his naked corpse for teh [[lulz]]
* 13 th - A chechen [[hobo]] wents [[NBK]] and pwns [[Newbie|1]] teacher and wounded 3 other staff before being arrested.
* 14th  -A [[internet sissy fight]] between [[SSSniperWolf]] and Jacksfilms escalates into a new level after she showed up to his house and revealed his [[dox]] to the public, causing insurmountable amounts of [[lulz]]
 
* 16th - [[Tunisia|Tunisian]] played high score and killed 2 swedes and injuried a taxi driver before making a video about hating on [[Idiots|swedish coran burning]]. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later.  
* 17 th
** A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and [[EPIC WIN|600]] ppl got BANNED.
** Some [[muslim|mudslims]] in different countries Went amok and shitted up some embassies. Also Lebanon ppl shitted yo the US embasy
* 18th - A man rans over Pepperdine University students killing 4 and injuring 2. Sadly, wasn't at university.
* 22nd - A boat fulfill of niggers capsized and sunk on Congo river killing about 30.
* 23rd - A train crash on Bangladesh leaves 17 dead
* 25th - A man ([[Powerword|Robert Card]]) went amok in a city in [[Maine]], killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new [[Epic Win|high score of the year]].
* 25th - A man ([[Powerword|Robert Card]]) went amok in a city in [[Maine]], killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new [[Epic Win|high score of the year]].
* 27th - [[Robert Card]], the man behind Lewiston shootings, is found [[An hero|an heroed]] in the nearby woods of Lisbon.
* 27th - [[Robert Card]], the man behind the previously-mentioned Lewiston shootings, is found [[An hero|an heroed]] in the nearby woods of Lisbon.
* 28th - A mine in [[Kazakhstan]] burns and 27 people are torched to death.
*29th -'''[[wikipedia:2023 Ybor City shooting|2023 Halloween shooting]]''', After Robbie's Lulzfest, another lUser, with the name of Tyrell Stephen Phillips, pwns 2 ppl and wounds 18 others in a fight.
*29th -'''[[wikipedia:2023 Ybor City shooting|2023 Halloween shooting]]''', After Robbie's Lulzfest, another man as the name of Tyrell Stephen Phillips, pwns 2 ppl and wounds 18 others in a fight.
* 31st - <span class="blink" style="color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;">IT IS HALLOWEEN, MY DUDES!!!</span>
* 31st - <span class="blink" style="color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;">IT IS HALLOWEEN, MY DUDES!!!</span>


==November==
==November==
*3rd  
*3rd - In [[China|Nepal]], a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
**A drug rehabilitation centre in [[Iran]] is torched and 32 people are burned to death. Other 16 survived.
**In [[China|Nepal]], a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
*4th - The [[Kike|Israel]] military, sends bombs to a school and a hospital, killing 17 people and wounding 70. 
*6th - Africa's horn, gets foolded and at least 40 people are killed.
*9th
*9th
** [[Omegle]] is taken out back and shot. Motive: [[Pedobear|pedophiles]]
** [[Omegle]] is taken out back and shot by its very own site admins. Motive: Fear of incoming Internet [[Censorship]] Laws, combined with lawsuits brought against the site because of fucking pedos mis-using the site.
** Somehow, someway, [[Boogie2988]] drags his name down the mud even further with his own [[emo|pity-party]] documentary.
** Somehow, someway, [[Boogie2988]] drags his name down the mud even further with his own [[emo|pity-party]] documentary.
*10th - In [[Iceland]], a crappy 5.0 earthuquake spawns 22.000 tremors. Did shit, spawned a volcano eruption warning on the nearby town and nobody cared on the [[Europe|EU]].
*11th - Spic police arrests over 121 [[pedobear|ppl]] for illegal possession of [[WTF|500 Terabytes]] of [[cp]]. Good luck with [[Bubba]]'s prison-raep pranks!!!
*11th - Spic police arrests over 121 [[pedobear|ppl]] for ilegal possesing of [[WTF|500 Terabytes]] of [[cp]].Good luck with bubba's pranks!!!
*13th - Yet another [[internet sissy fight]] occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after [[gamer|gaming YouTuber]] The Completionist over [[scam|his charity]].
*13th - Yet another [[internet sissy fight]] occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after [[gamer|gaming YouTuber]] The Completionist over [[scam|his charity]].
*15th - An Indian bus falls over a cliff and 37 NPCs were crushed to death.
*23rd - Some random Brazilian in [[Ireland]] decides to shank 4 people with a knife. Ireland's people responded to the stabbing with "[[vandalism]]", the same kind of vandalism as seen in the USA's riotous response to the 2020 death of [[George Floyd]].
*16th - A office building in [[chink|China]] burns spontaneity and 26 people died.
*28th - Some [[troon|game developer]] who created the indie game [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] got [[Docs|doxed]] by some teens from [[Soyjak.party]]. :Of course, [[weebs]] and [[coomers]] alike got butthurt.
*23rd - Some random brazilian in [[Ireland]], shanked 4 people with a knife. Ireland responded to the stabbing with [[vandalism]], same as the death of [[George Floyd]].
*28th - Some [[troon|game developer]] who created the indie game [[incest|The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] got [[Docs|doxxed]] by some teens from [[Soyjak.party]]. Of course, [[weebs]] and [[coomers]] alike got butthurt.
*29th
*29th
**[[Henry Kissinger]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].
**[[Henry Kissinger]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].
**[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] goes down for 5 days because [[User:Kaizen|kaizen]] forgot to pay for the domain. When encyclopediadramatica.online became a parked domain, a bunch of autists forked [[EDF6|the forum]] at dramatica.lol; however it was short-lived as 1 or 2 days later encyclopediadramatica.online returned and the admin of dramatica.lol shut down his forum.
**[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] goes down for 5 days because [[User:Kaizen|kaizen]] forgot to pay for the domain. When encyclopediadramatica.online became a parked domain, a bunch of autists forked [[EDF6|the forum]] at dramatica.lol; however it was short-lived as 1 or 2 days later encyclopediadramatica.online returned and the admin of dramatica.lol shut down his forum.
*30th - A hostel fire burns 13 people to death in [[Borat|Kazakhstan]], indicating carbon monoxide poisoning as the cause of death.


==December==
==December==
* 1st - [[Soyjak.party]] would strike again, this time [[pwning]] anime YouTuber and [[lolicon]] advocate known as Rev Says Desu on the day of his wedding.
* 1st - [[Soyjak.party]] would strike again, this time [[pwning]] anime YouTuber and [[lolicon]] advocate Rev Says Desu on the day of his wedding.
*2nd
** A [[Terrorist|normal islamic french man]], kills 1 person and wounds 2 others with a knife and a hammer on the Eiffel Tower before the pigs catched him.
** In the [[Philippines|Philipine Islands]], a 7.5 quake kills 1 guy. A tsunami alarm was [[triggered]] and desactivated.
*3rd
*3rd
** In [[NYC|New York]], a man kills his family and wounds 3 officers before being shot dead.
** Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, [[Hbomberguy]] would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more [[lulz]] with many other YouTubers.
** Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, [[Hbomberguy]] would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more [[lulz]] with many other YouTubers.
*4th
** on the Sane day, [[Maddox]] also finally rekeases his take down of the Mexican Jew [[Dick Masterson]].
** Another massacre strikes again on the [[USA]], this time killing 6 people and wounding 3 others.
** A new war is likely to begin between [[Venezuela]] and [[Guyana]] over pieces of jungle that include Jonestown.
** [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto VI]] is finally officially revealed after [[at least 100 years]]
*4th -  [[Grand Theft Auto 6]] is ''finally'' officially revealed after [[at least 100 years]]
*6th Some random proffesor ([[Powerword|Tony Polito]]) kills 3 and wounds 3 NPCs at UNLV before dying
*7th - It is the [[William Atchison|Aztec school shooting]]'s 6th anniversary. Hopefully our faggot ex-sysop/jannie [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] is rolling in his grave now.
*7th
*10th
** Its [[William Atchison|Aztec school shooting]] 6th anniversary. Hope our ex-admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] its rolling on his grave now.
**Fearing the negative press from Jobst' and Mutahar's audiences, [[The Completionist]] would upload an official response, cementing his [[Video Game Reviewers|admittedly uneventful career]].
** Some random ass 14 year old girl ([[Powerword|Alina Afanaskina]]), kills [[n00b|1]] student and injures 5 others before becoming [[An Hero|An Heroine]]. At least she surpassed [[Ilya Ivanistov]], who did it almost the same shit as Alina.
**[[Javier Milei]] officially becomes President of [[Argentina]] following his election.  
*11th
**[[Hunter Avallone]] almost gets shot at by an ex-boyfriend of his now ex-girlfriend.  
** [[Shane Dawson]] offs himself onto [[pedophilia]] by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.
*11th - [[Shane Dawson]] outs himself as a [[pedophile]] by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.
*14th
*14th - Fat [[redneck]] Hannah Payne is found guilty of killing a 62-year-old man who was a [[nigger]]. Got [[v&]].
** Fat [[redneck]] Hannah Payne is found guilty for killing a 62 year old man who was a [[nigger]]. Got arrested.
*19th - YouTuber [[Dream]] uploads a spiritual successor to Kwite's video a few months back of dismantling and pointing out the fallacies found in the allegations made against him. Of course, mass [[butthurt]] ensued from [[no life|chronically online]] [[16-year-old girl]]s.
*21st - 24-year-old man named David Kozák [[Charles Whitman|goes amok at a university]] in the [[Czech|Czech Republic]], killing 15 people<small>(+two alleged forest kills six days prior)</small>. He is currently the second person this year to make it into the [[High score|Top 50]].
*22nd
** Israel is estimated to have pwn'd around 20,000 Palestinians, nearly 1% of the entire population of the Gaza Strip.
** The 2023 FIFA Club World Cup finally concludes with Manchester City winning their fourth title against Fluminense.
 
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File:Kissinger Rest In Piss meme.jpg|GOODBYE KISSINGER
File:PWH - kept his hands to himself.jpg|Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023
File:Dracula flow pic.png|[[Dracula Flow]], an YouTube sensation in 2023...
File:Omegle shutdown - KYM 51c.jpg|Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling
File:Jerry Springer RIP.jpg|Jerry Springer, iconic trash TV host bit the dust. "Final Thoughts" indeed.
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File:Uncle Ted memes RIP X-ed out eyes.png|Uncle Ted [[An Hero|checked out]]...
File:RS354 Beatles NAT Large.jpg|Boomer band [[The Beatles]] released their final song in 2023. Crazy inn'it?
File:Ken-barba-ad.png|Ken was the unsung hero of [[Barbie|The Barbie Movie]]
File:Ae-tan CakeReversed.png|ED turned 19!!
 
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With 2020 and 2021 being the worst years ever thanks to the Chink-19, and 2022 being the most brain-dead year, we really, really, really hoped that 2023 would be a good year, but >we can only wait and see it still sucked hard. Um, anyways - Here's a recap of 2023 for our intrepid readers. So lettt's gettttt right into it!

And if you also need a recap of 2022, click here.

January

  • Croatia fully enters the EU via €urozone and Schengen; A mass wave of scamming due to the currency switch begins instantly.
  • The ED Twatter gets B&.
We'll be back on there, eventually...
"DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH"
  • Microsoft kills off support for Windows 8.1 and the Extended Security Updates for Windows 7, forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, shitty operating systems.
  • Lisa Marie Presley dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.
"Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways...
  • Logan Paul tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a NFT business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.
  • Alec Baldwin is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.
  • Google Stadia finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.
  • A 6-year-old Basketball-American child shoots up their teacher in Virginia, USA.
It's probably some kinda world record!
  • 7ols returns to Skype for only a few days until his mother took away his Windows laptop he got from college.
  • Peacock makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.
  • Some 72-year-old Vietnamese blazn azn man named Huu Can Tran shoots up 10 people in California during a Lunar New Year festival.
  • A Wario Land inspired game that is better than the former called Pizza Tower is released.
  • A 26-year-old former YTP maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend Chris get heavily injured via a car crash accident in Pennsylvania. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.
  • Former moderated .wil is elected to Faggot of the Year, and spergs out due to ego damages

February

A 3.8 magnitude earthquake was also reported in Buffalo, New York.
Other words: Americans are stupid.
  • 4.5 years after XXXTentacion's death in 2018, his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a Canadian rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to LeBron James at the NBA
  • Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a Nigerian singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive lulz were then sparked on social media.
  • Disney lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to already shitty movies.
  • Dhar Mann gets exposed for not properly paying his actors and employees.
  • Twitter fucks their site up even more by adding tweeting limits and other bullshit.
Thank you Elon, Very Cool!
  • Linkin Park releases a new album to mark the 20th year anniversary of Meteora. The internet goes berserk about it.
  • A big ass train in East Palestine, Ohio carrying hazardous materials derails and explodes. Which caused the Ohio River to be contaminated.
Just another average day in le epic swag state I guess.
  • David Jude Jolicoeur dies at age 54.
  • It's that time of year where you will never be laid, Valentines' Day.
  • A British 16 year old Transgender teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.
  • 3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded at the Michigan State University.
  • Susan Wojcicki finally retires as the CEO of JewTube.
Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known NFT aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
  • Our Discord Server got baleeted. We will be back on there eventually. Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial!!
  • Nemao, a French animator who obsesses over Happy Tree Friends gets outed as a pedophile.
  • Japan finally raises their country's Age Of Consent from 13 to 16.
  • Teletoon finally shuts down, it'll become the Canadian version of Cartoon Network eventually.
  • Dilbert's creator Scott Adams reveals himself to be a homophobic, transphobic, Trumper, resulting in his comic being discontinued on newspapers.
Leave it to the creator of Dilbert to find a way to get fired on his Sunday off.
  • A 24-year-old Twitch streamer named Kwite (Powerword: Tyler Gadner Wirkz) gets outed for sexual assault. Never mind, yet another false allegation from an attention whore, this time from a tranny!
  • A fanbase for a shitty K-Pop band named BLACKPINK from the Philippines drops a Thai member of the group named Lisa over a fucking cake, potentially ruining her birthday and causing massive butthurt on Twitter.
  • Genshin Impact voice actor Elliot Gindi gets outed as a pedophile, causing his short-lived career to be terminated.

March

  • Hershey's (Canada) decides to put a transgender woman in their recent ad campaign (for International Women's Day), causing massive butthurt; Whichs starts #BoycottHersheys to be trending on Twitter.
  • Joe Biden finds himself in hot water after footage surfaced of him laughing to a mother who had her 2 sons die due to fentanyl poisoning.
HOW WAS HE EVEN ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
  • Vtuber nobody Pikamee "graduates" because she got trolled by her chat for streaming Hogwarts Legacy.
  • The drug store Walgreen's stops selling abortion pills, causing a lot of butthurt women to rage, and take to the only place of social media to start a boycott.
  • Tucker Carlson of Faux News releases more footage of the January 6 2021 incident; This causes it to trend yet again 2 years later.
  • A documentary of Jared Fogle from Subway is made and released, which causes Jared to trend on social media yet again.
  • The Silicon Valley Bank, the 2nd largest bank of all of America, collapses.
OH NOES, WHERES ALL THE MONEY!!1!
  • It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get drunk as usual.
  • Chris-Chan gets released from jail.
  • Another attempt of a high score goes on at a school in Tennessee by some 29-year-old tranny "male" who goes by Audrey Hale (Aiden). Six people get killed.
  • The Nintendo eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
"End of an Error"
  • dropdatwat's article gets flushed from the Encyclopedia Dramatica database.
One may be able to still find the article elsewhere but who knows....

April

  • Andrew Tate gets released from prison and is now on house arrest.
  • A 4.2 magnitude earthquake is spotted in Oklahoma.
  • A movie for a shitty decade-old kid-targeted vidya game named FNAF is announced.
We're sooo doomed.
  • A huge ass fire breaks out at a recycling plant in Richmond, Indiana, which is almost near the state's border with Ohio.
  • Television cartoon show The Owl House finally ends.
Thank God.
  • Some 21-year-old dumbass from the Massachusetts Air National Guard gets v& for leaking shit from the Pentagon and posting the contents on Discord.
LOL. good try tho!
  • Chris Tyson, a friend of MrBeast, comes out as transgender, causing massive butthurt.
  • SuperMarioLogan gets busted for falling in love with his best friend's cousin, despite the fact that he has a fucking wife and child. He even sent porn to a minor.
We got another potential EDP445 in our hands.
Overall, a lot of great things have happened on this day.
Shine on you crazy media troll.

May

  • May Dayand notthing happens as usual.
COMMIES: SEETHE!
  • A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a Chinese person responsible for blending that poor cat.
NEDM makes a sudden comeback?
  • A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in Atlanta, Georgia. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.

June

Being the cucks those Europeans are - they whimpered, moaned and cried trying to block him with backpacks, as he gleefully continued his spree with no guns or cops to be found.
The Industrial Revolution and its' disastrous consequences strike again...
As they say, a soul for a soul.
Hey, We'd still tap it.

July

  • 3rd - Reality hits make-believe when Robert DeNiro's grandson overdoses on Fentanyl-laced pills
  • 7th - The El Paso shooter is finally sentenced to prison
  • 11th - Microsoft wins against the FTC lawsuit in it's acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, causing massive butthurt from Sony fanboys.
  • 11th - Leslie Van Houten was released on parole after 53 years in prison.
  • 23rd - Elon Musk completely shits up Twitter after buyin' it and changes the site-name to X.
A lot of users got confused (probably thinking Musk changed it into a porn site) and got pissed off about it.
  • 25th - Everyone's favorite Irish baldie, Sinead O'Connor dies from An Hero'ing.
  • 30th - Paul Reubens, better known as Pee-wee Herman, dies. The wearing of The Rose-Colored Glasses of Nostalgia has people focusing only on his wacky comedy antics and conveniently forgetting that he was arrested for masturbating in a private booth at an "adult theater" , and was also later charged in 2003 on obscenity charges.
He at least made it big in Hollywood, and still managed to keep his hands to himself.
  • Also on the 30th - Yet another Islamic suicide bombing kills 63 people with over 200 injured.
Fox News reported from Hell that Mohammed was "يسر، ولكن يمكن أن نفعل ما هو أفضل."

August

  • 8th - On the island of Maui, Hawaii a wildfire destroys a small time town, killing 55 93 115 people, and leaving more than a thousand missing (probably dead.)
  • 9th - Lil Tay, Internet influencer dies at 14.Pedophilic necrophiles are grabbing their shovels.
Turned out to be a hoax
It is said that many 12-year-olds were scarred for life that day.
  • 23rd - Yevgeny Prigozhin is killed in a plane crash, either bombed or shot down. The videos are posted online for everyone's personal entertainment.
  • 24th - Japan dumps a good piece of radioactive waste into the Pacific.
Godzilla to appear IRL soon, from this incident?
  • 25th - Donald Trump surrenders, becoming the first US president ever to be arrested. kek.
  • 26th - Bob Barker of "The Price Is Right" fame and supplier of gaol-ware dies, aged 99.
Bob Barker: Spayed and Neutered for the last time.
Old Meme is Old Dead.

September

  • 1st - Jimmy Buffett, self proclaimed leader of the dope smoking, alcoholic beach bum lifestyle is finally dead.
  • 5th
    • Gary Wright, known for the pretty cool 1970s song Dream Weaver gets to find out if Nihilism or God is the right answer.
    • Mother Nature is pissed and spawns storm Daniel in Greece, pwning at least 4.
  • 10th - Daniel storm continues to pwn at least 5100 19,000 NPCs in Lybia. There are also 10,100+ missing probably dead NPCs. The Daniel Storm passed by on the 12th.
  • 12th - Apple unveils the iPhone X v5.0, which finally gets rid of their crappy cables and starts using completely revolutionary USB-C.
  • 13th - A 100-trillion-year-old paper-mache alien "mummy" is revealed to the surprised spic public, despite it being made by the same faggots that fabricated another debunked alien stunt.
  • 23rd - A car bomb (probably from Al-Shabab) explodes at a checkpoint in Beledweyne, Somalia, killing at least 30 people.
  • 25th - In Iraq, after glowing up the fireworks in a wedding, somebody starts a mass fire and kills about 114 people including the newlywed husband and wife.
  • 27th - A new challenger appears!!!!, shot 3 people in a bar in Sweden.
  • 28th
    • Again, Pakistan experiences another bombing, this time killing 57 ppl.
    • Some troublemaker teen cuts the Sycamore Gap and got V& for being a massive idiot.
  • 29th
    • In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
    • Ethan Crumbley, the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Hey, Ethan - We hope you share your bunk with Bubba!!!.

October

  • 3rd - Famous idiot IShowSpeed almost an heroes on livestream from attempting a science experiment
  • 4th
    • The host of the 2030 World Cup is officially confirmed: Spain, Portugal and Morocco with Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay playing their ceremonial matches in their home countries with Chile being left out
    • Mother Nature destroys the world again (this time in India) and pwns 74 NPCs with flash floods
  • 5th - Israel (for the 1000th time!) declares "War" on Gaza/Palestine
  • 7th - Hamas, went amok at a kike music festival and IRL-bans more than 260 ppl.
  • 9th - Tatmadaw launches a bomb in an IDP camp and kills 29 people.
  • 11th - A 19-year-old spanish girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked their naked corpse for teh lulz
  • 14th - An internet sissy fight between SSSniperWolf and Jacksfilms escalates up to a new level after she shows up to his house and reveals his dox to all of the public, causing insurmountable amounts of e-drama and lulz
  • 16th - Tunisian played high score and killed 2 swedes and injured a taxi driver during a Euro 2024 qualifying match between Sweden and Belgium. He later made a video about hating on swedish coran burning. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later.
  • 17th
    • A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and 600 ppl got BANNED.
    • Some mudslims in different countries went amok proceed shit and fuck up several embassies. Also, Lebanon ppl shitted up the US embassy.
  • 23rd - A train crash in the city of Bangladesh leaves 17 dead
  • 25th - A man (Robert Card) went amok in a city in Maine, killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new high score of the year.
  • 27th - Robert Card, the man behind the previously-mentioned Lewiston shootings, is found an heroed in the nearby woods of Lisbon.
  • 29th -2023 Halloween shooting, After Robbie's Lulzfest, another lUser, with the name of Tyrell Stephen Phillips, pwns 2 ppl and wounds 18 others in a fight.
  • 31st - IT IS HALLOWEEN, MY DUDES!!!

November

  • 3rd - In Nepal, a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
  • 9th
    • Omegle is taken out back and shot by its very own site admins. Motive: Fear of incoming Internet Censorship Laws, combined with lawsuits brought against the site because of fucking pedos mis-using the site.
    • Somehow, someway, Boogie2988 drags his name down the mud even further with his own pity-party documentary.
  • 11th - Spic police arrests over 121 ppl for illegal possession of 500 Terabytes of cp. Good luck with Bubba's prison-raep pranks!!!
  • 13th - Yet another internet sissy fight occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after gaming YouTuber The Completionist over his charity.
  • 23rd - Some random Brazilian in Ireland decides to shank 4 people with a knife. Ireland's people responded to the stabbing with "vandalism", the same kind of vandalism as seen in the USA's riotous response to the 2020 death of George Floyd.
  • 28th - Some game developer who created the indie game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley got doxed by some teens from Soyjak.party. :Of course, weebs and coomers alike got butthurt.
  • 29th
    • Henry Kissinger dies at the age of 100.
    • Encyclopedia Dramatica goes down for 5 days because kaizen forgot to pay for the domain. When encyclopediadramatica.online became a parked domain, a bunch of autists forked the forum at dramatica.lol; however it was short-lived as 1 or 2 days later encyclopediadramatica.online returned and the admin of dramatica.lol shut down his forum.

December

  • 1st - Soyjak.party would strike again, this time pwning anime YouTuber and lolicon advocate Rev Says Desu on the day of his wedding.
  • 3rd
    • Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, Hbomberguy would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more lulz with many other YouTubers.
    • on the Sane day, Maddox also finally rekeases his take down of the Mexican Jew Dick Masterson.
    • A new war is likely to begin between Venezuela and Guyana over pieces of jungle that include Jonestown.
  • 4th - Grand Theft Auto 6 is finally officially revealed after at least 100 years
  • 7th - It is the Aztec school shooting's 6th anniversary. Hopefully our faggot ex-sysop/jannie AlGore is rolling in his grave now.
  • 10th
  • 11th - Shane Dawson outs himself as a pedophile by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.
  • 14th - Fat redneck Hannah Payne is found guilty of killing a 62-year-old man who was a nigger. Got v&.
  • 19th - YouTuber Dream uploads a spiritual successor to Kwite's video a few months back of dismantling and pointing out the fallacies found in the allegations made against him. Of course, mass butthurt ensued from chronically online 16-year-old girls.
  • 21st - 24-year-old man named David Kozák goes amok at a university in the Czech Republic, killing 15 people(+two alleged forest kills six days prior). He is currently the second person this year to make it into the Top 50.
  • 22nd
    • Israel is estimated to have pwn'd around 20,000 Palestinians, nearly 1% of the entire population of the Gaza Strip.
    • The 2023 FIFA Club World Cup finally concludes with Manchester City winning their fourth title against Fluminense.

Gallery

Gallery of 2023 About missing Pics
  • GOODBYE KISSINGER
    GOODBYE KISSINGER
  • Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023
    Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023
  • Dracula Flow, an YouTube sensation in 2023...
    Dracula Flow, an YouTube sensation in 2023...
  • Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling
    Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling
  • Jerry Springer, iconic trash TV host bit the dust. "Final Thoughts" indeed.
    Jerry Springer, iconic trash TV host bit the dust. "Final Thoughts" indeed.
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