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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Concord''}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:''Concord''}} | ||
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{{achtung|IT GOT SHUT DOWN ONLY 2 WEEKS AFTER RELEASE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL}} | {{achtung|IT GOT SHUT DOWN ONLY 2 WEEKS AFTER RELEASE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL}} | ||
{{quote|eh, i don't really care. it was a huge labour from a lot of insanely talent people making an awesome game. why would i care about a bunch of [[You|talentless freaks]] hating on it? [[Lies|i'm sure having fun playing it]], and i wouldn't trade it for anything|{{x|anim_xander| | {{achtung|Sony fired all Firewalk Studios members except the character designer.}} | ||
{{quote|eh, i don't really care. it was a huge labour from a lot of insanely talent people making an awesome game. why would i care about a bunch of [[You|talentless freaks]] hating on it? [[Lies|i'm sure having fun playing it]], and i wouldn't trade it for anything|{{x|anim_xander|Xander Farrell}}, animator for ''Concord''}} | |||
[[File:Concord.jpg|thumb|We waited 8 years for THIS trainwreck?!]][[File: | [[File:Concord.jpg|thumb|We waited 8 years for THIS trainwreck?!]] | ||
'''''Concord''''' [[Dead|was]] a mediocre $40 [[woke]] ''[[Overwatch]]'' clone developed by <s>[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected|Sweet Baby]]</s> Firewalk Studios, a subsidiary of [[Sony]], and released for the [[PlayStation 5]] and [[PC]]. [[Duke Nukem Forever|Being developed over the course of 8 years]] with an approximate budget of $100M, it was released on August 23, 2024 to an all-time high player count of [[Epic fail| | [[File:Concorde crash.gif|thumb|Concord - it crashed and burned like the Concorde.]] | ||
'''''Concord''''', <s>[[New Hampshire|New Hampshire]]</s> [[Dead|was]] a mediocre $40 [[woke]] ''[[Overwatch]]'' clone developed by <s>[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected|Sweet Baby]]</s> Firewalk Studios, a subsidiary of [[Sony]], and released for the [[PlayStation 5]] and [[PC]]. [[Duke Nukem Forever|Being developed over the course of 8 years]] with an approximate budget of $100M, it was released on August 23, 2024 to an all-time high player count of [[Epic fail|697]]; [[And nothing of value was lost|before Sony announced they were shutting down the game 3 days later on September 3]]. It is the biggest flop in gaming history as of the time of writing; with [[at least 100|at least $100M]] lost. | |||
{{FactAlert|The game itself can't even beat [[Gollum]]!}} | {{FactAlert|The game itself can't even beat [[Gollum]]!}} | ||
==Gameplay== | ==Gameplay== | ||
It's just an average hero shooter with [[pronouns]] | It's just an average hero shooter with [[pronouns]]. | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*1-0FF | *'''1-0FF''' | ||
*Emari | *'''Emari''' | ||
*Daveers | *'''Daveers''' | ||
*Star Child | *'''Star Child''' | ||
*Bazz | *'''Bazz''' | ||
*It-Z | *'''It-Z''' | ||
*Roka | *'''Roka''' | ||
*Duchess | *'''Duchess''' | ||
*Jabali | *'''Jabali''' | ||
*Ted | *'''Ted''' | ||
*Daw | *'''Daw''' | ||
*Kyps | *'''Kyps''' | ||
*Lark | *'''Lark''' | ||
*Haymar | *'''Haymar''' | ||
*Lennox | *'''Lennox''' | ||
* | *'''Vale''' | ||
==Get Woke, Go Broke== | ==Get Woke, Go Broke== | ||
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==Proud yourself? More like get bullied.== | ==Proud yourself? More like get bullied.== | ||
Meet [[Powerword|Xander Farrell]], the ''Concord'' animator. A [[Twatter]] artist with pronouns shitting on fans for not receiving praise immediately after yapping about how it was their 1st AAA game to work on. Go Xander! Show those darn dirty haters who can help make a shittier game. | |||
After protecting their tweets, this nigga types on the userpage that they're a gameplay animator for PUBG before attempting to failtroll by paywalling tweets roasting them. | |||
After protecting their tweets, this nigga types on the userpage that they're a gameplay animator for PUBG before attempting failtroll by paywalling tweets roasting them. | |||
{{quote| | {{quote|pay me 8$ to unhide your tweet|Xander realizing xheir rent is due.}} | ||
{{center|<gallery> | {{center|<gallery> | ||
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</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==Rule 34== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{center|<gallery> | |||
Carrot vs Concord.jpg | |||
Sony and Corcord.gif | |||
Concord Reddit.png|[[Reddit]] [[tranny]] who [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|misses the game]] | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
===Rule 34=== | |||
A good sign of how well a game has done is the amount of [[Rule 34]] it generates—or lack thereof. Here is all the Concord porn that exists: | A good sign of how well a game has done is the amount of [[Rule 34]] it generates—or lack thereof. Here is all the Concord porn that exists: | ||
{{center|<gallery> | {{center|<gallery> | ||
File:Concord-Rule-Aeroflot.jpg|Oops, wrong Concorde Rule 34 | File:Concord-Rule-Aeroflot.jpg|Oops, wrong Concorde Rule 34 | ||
File:Concord-Rule34-It-Z.jpg|Be grateful that the goblin girl gets the goons going | File:Concord-Rule34-It-Z.jpg|Be grateful that the goblin girl gets the goons going | ||
File:Concordbazzblowjob.gif|Terrible [[troll]] [[fanart]] created by a [[Good Korea|South Korean]] artist | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
That's literally it. I mean, anything else that you can find is solely for the meme potential more than anything else. | That's literally it. I mean, anything else that you can find is solely for the meme potential more than anything else. | ||
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|<youtube>A0tCGVCn1K4</youtube> | |<youtube>A0tCGVCn1K4</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>TNlYLM_Vwlo</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>2MP4PiHR1A0</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>tAo3yCbmm9g</youtube> | |<youtube>tAo3yCbmm9g</youtube> | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>4dBN3q72lws</youtube> | ||
}} | }} | ||
==Shutdown== | |||
On September 6th, The game got shutdown. (rightfully so because it was fucking shit) | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[[Sony]] - The developers of this game. | *[[Sony]] - The developers of this game. | ||
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - Sweet Baby was very likely involved in the development of the game. | *[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - Sweet Baby was very likely involved in the development of the game. | ||
{{gaming}} | {{gaming}} | ||
{{GamerGate}} | {{GamerGate}} | ||
{{timeline|Article of the Now September 7 & 8, [[2024]]|[[Audrey Hale]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]}} | |||
{{timeline|Article of the Now September 7 & 8, [[2024]]|[[Audrey Hale]]|{{PAGENAME}}| | |||
[[Category:2024]] | [[Category:2024]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:55, 13 September 2024
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IT GOT SHUT DOWN ONLY 2 WEEKS AFTER RELEASE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Concord, New Hampshire was a mediocre $40 woke Overwatch clone developed by Sweet Baby Firewalk Studios, a subsidiary of Sony, and released for the PlayStation 5 and PC. Being developed over the course of 8 years with an approximate budget of $100M, it was released on August 23, 2024 to an all-time high player count of 697; before Sony announced they were shutting down the game 3 days later on September 3. It is the biggest flop in gaming history as of the time of writing; with at least $100M lost.
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FACT ALERT: The game itself can't even beat Gollum! |
Gameplay
It's just an average hero shooter with pronouns.
Characters
- 1-0FF
- Emari
- Daveers
- Star Child
- Bazz
- It-Z
- Roka
- Duchess
- Jabali
- Ted
- Daw
- Kyps
- Lark
- Haymar
- Lennox
- Vale
Get Woke, Go Broke
The game was developed to cater to "modern audiences"; and it showed as the robot had pronouns and the heckin cute and valid BIPOC transkween character was based off an IRL niggertranny. This was enough to make gaming journalists deflect any and all criticism of this game to le racist chuds; but in typical gaming journalist fashion they ended up doing nothing and the game still flopped, HARD.
Proud yourself? More like get bullied.
Meet Xander Farrell, the Concord animator. A Twatter artist with pronouns shitting on fans for not receiving praise immediately after yapping about how it was their 1st AAA game to work on. Go Xander! Show those darn dirty haters who can help make a shittier game.
After protecting their tweets, this nigga types on the userpage that they're a gameplay animator for PUBG before attempting to failtroll by paywalling tweets roasting them.
—Xander realizing xheir rent is due. | ||
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The beginning. -
Xhey don't care? Sonycacas, what is this? -
The third stage. -
Gallery
Rule 34
A good sign of how well a game has done is the amount of Rule 34 it generates—or lack thereof. Here is all the Concord porn that exists:
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Oops, wrong Concorde Rule 34 -
Be grateful that the goblin girl gets the goons going -
That's literally it. I mean, anything else that you can find is solely for the meme potential more than anything else.
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Shutdown
On September 6th, The game got shutdown. (rightfully so because it was fucking shit)
See also
- Overwatch - What Concord tried to rip off, and ultimately failed at.
- Sony - The developers of this game.
- Sweet Baby Inc Detected - Sweet Baby was very likely involved in the development of the game.
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Concord is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
| Article of the Now September 7 & 8, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by Audrey Hale |
Concord | Succeeded by Axel Muganwa Rudakubana |
