Izzi (Sileas)
From her home in Jordan, Yasmine, who goes by the penname Izzi, is your typical run-of-the-mill, whiny, attention whore blogger who spends 25 hours a day bitching about the non-existant Palestinian state. Izzi is possibly the only single internet celebrity who can take credit for pissing off the entire nation of Kuwait [1]. After a quick, but victorious /i/nsurgency against her half-assed, copypasta, drama-filled, emo-infested, "lick-my-clit" blog, she deleted her own website as an act of fear that the evil Zionists might hack into her account, find out where she lives, and molest her with a six-point star. On February 26th, 2007, she organized and set up an exhibit of Carlos Latuff's artwork, with the help of another Palestinian fucktard, Duried.
—Izzi, archived post on her fake blog, Sileas | ||
NO U!
One of Carlos Latuff's Concubine
The lower your IQ, the higher the probabilty that Latuff's propaganda will actually hold some merit. This is true for Izzi and all the other angsty sixteen year-old girls, college idiots and fourteen year-old boys who think "playing politics" is a one-sided game where rules apply to everyone else but themselves. Apparently, the word "dirty" when describing another nation is an objective term. This is her reaction shortly after someone called her ass on the spot:
—Izzi, comment on her blog | ||
It's no surprise that the mainstay of Carlos Latuff's supporters are drama kiddies who retreat to their own hugboxes after being pwned in a debate, where they begin to follow in the footsteps of Great Comrade Stalin, erm, Carlos Latuff, in which they delete any comments that do not contain the following one-liners:
- "omg! leik i totally agree with U! ^_^ :D"
- "+fav"
- "bloggers > scholars who do their homework and actually study and research this stuff"
- "you banged how many guys...?"
Of course, if you don't comment at all, beware... IZZI EMO MODE, COMMENCE:
—Izzi, tear-jerking post on her blog, deleted after she realized to be careful what she asks for | ||
Attention whore, anyone? You heard her: She wants you to comment her blog. She's asking for it, literally.
The "Zionist" Raid: Zionists - 1, Palestinians - 0
After a quick pwnage of Izzi's blog, titled "Sileas," the bitchy Palestinian whore learned a valuable lesson about how much serious business the internets are:
— Izzi, Nazi response on her blog | ||
Looks like she won't be quitting, after all. The /i/nsurgents gave her some love and a reason for her to keep her whiny little blog. Good lookin' out! NO MOAR IZZI DRAMA! PWNED BY THE HOLY POWER OF DESU!
Zionist Hackers? ROFL!
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STOP. PROTIP from Izzi: When you get butthurt and delete your own blog because you're too much of a pussy to face reality, blame the Jews! |
Doesn't it just suck balls when those pesky Zionists get all the credit for what the /i/nsurgents did? This shit happens all the time. Bloggers are usually full of shit, but Palestinian bloggers are full of turds wearing miniature suicide bomb vests:
—Duried, bullshit post on his faggoty blog | ||
"THE ZIONISTS DID IT, U GUYS! WE DONT KNO' WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, SO LETZ BLAME THE JEWS!"
Will Izzi ever reveal the truth that she in fact deleted her own pathetic blog and was not hacked? Of course not: She's Palestinian! If a Palestinian lies for Allah, then it is forgiveable! Besides, a phony story about being hacked makes her look like an hero in the eyes of her followers.
The best remedy in dealing with overly passionate Palestinian bloggers is to let them believe that their little fantasy battle against the evil Zionists is a reality. Hey, if you piss them off, they'll fucking write a blog about it! OH SHI-
New Blog
After deleting her own blog, Izzi decide it was time to start a new Sileas and get back on track spewing lies through her ass. Nobody gives a fuck anymore, so she'll probably be safe from the wrath of Mr. Anonymous and Mrs. Desu. Izzi, along with other Palestinians, will be screaching and whining about Israel until she dies of old age, without changing a damn thing. 'Tis the sad, cruel truth about the world of blogging...
See Also
External Links
Sileas, Izzi's blog — There's drama, and then there's teenage Palestinian drama. Get all your high-quality TL;DR right here.Deleted after getting butthurt by Zionist Hackers(tm).
- Sileas, Izzi's new blog — She's BAAAAAAAAACK. Same old drama, lies, and Palestinian bullshit. Anonymous does not approve.
- Izzi's Flickr page — Moar A-rab propaganda, at its finest.
- Izzi's second Flickr page — Nevar post IRL photos on the internets!
- Fake blog — Fake blog, created by Duried.
- A Cry for Justice, Duried's blog — These whacky Palestinians give new meaning to TL;DR.
- Sabbah's blog — More bullshit nonesense about the "Zionist Hackers" that never existed.
- Above and Beyond — Even more bullshit about this matter.
- Palestine Blogs — You will not find moar propaganda here!
- Global Voices Online — A blogger's safehaven for liberal fucktards.
- A Google search for izzi sileas hacked will reveal more bloggers' bullshit reactions.
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