Lillee Jean
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| Lillee Jean Trueman | |
| Born | April 18th, 2001 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Yonkers, New York |
| Species | Jew ✡
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Lillee Jean is a shut in, sufferer of unwarranted self-importance and "influencer" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and fat) body, fugly shark teeth, and desperate attempts to become relevant to anyone other than Kiwi Farms basement-dwellers and Lolcow.farm threads.
Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring Disney princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her goblinkike mom, Laur ✡ at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented celebrity who is targeted by the mean and jealous internet trolls. Meanwhile, Laur ✡ has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Earl Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous mouth-breather daughter's failed career. The family's neet buxx continue to go toward their special education (armchair physicians suspect she has Williams Syndrome) spawn.
While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existent French diplomat boyfriend named Philippe. They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15 and Philippe was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste.
Genesis
The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on Reddit and called out for poorly photoshopped images such as her being featured on the cover of Teen Vogue. Her prospering career in the entertainment industry began when she was 13 after being pulled out of school for being a raging retard. Instead of pursuing education, Lillee Jean spends her days posting low effort "just rolled out of bed" cosplays and makeup tutorials featuring filthy brushes, terrible application, and the cheapest costumes they could find on AliExpress. Her attempts at modeling feature ill-fitting child-labor produced clothes from China, bizarre facial expressions, and a dumpy 5'0 frame that appeal only to the most degenerate of the "Indian desperate for pasty white bobs and vagene" demographic.
LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur ✡ immediately went apeshit and created several sock puppet accounts to defend her super talented and famous daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur ✡ is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of Katy Perry... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. This only comes natural for Laur ✡ as a well documented fact of the happy merchant race is their unwavering pursuit of Jew gold. Unfortunately, this is going poorly since the only thing Lillee Jean is good for is being laughed at for her failure to be good at anything.
Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans
Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fan pages that Laur totally did not set up herself.
Crusade Against Kiwi Farms, the Rape of ED, and Diane
In August 2019, Laur ✡ discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator Null. Being a woman with high IQ, Laur ✡ uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and Lolcow.farm. She sicced the cyber-police on Null and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. More recently, Laur engaged in BLANKING IN PROGRESS warfare with Diane on this very page for a couple hours before it was locked. Laur remains convinced her daughter's many haters are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks.
Career Highlights
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The baddie goblin -
Sexy pic taken by her mom -
Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1! -
Laur ✡ paid $500 dollars to get on the back cover of this completely irrelevant magazine -
Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people
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Lillee's Jean demonstrating the patented "Washed out middle aged soccer mom look"
Other Artistic Endeavors
—Excerpt from Lillee Jean interviewing herself | ||
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"It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families..." - Laur Trueman ✡ -
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Lillie is also a renowned author. Her magnum opus features protagonist Phillip Romance. She also shits out 10 3rd grade writing level Medium articles a day featuring interview questions she wrote herself.
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