The BLM Killer

You may have been looking for BTK, a serial killer who did actually exist

The BLM Killer (AKA "Black the Ripper") is a shadowy boogeyman invented by niggers to explain why a few prominent figures in the Ferguson protests have been murdered. Anyone with a brain cell in their skull would say that it's not exactly surprising that violent negro criminals might have enemies who are also violent negro criminals. But nooo, since this is niggers we're talking about, it has to be some sinister conspiracy by whitey.

The Canonical Victims

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• Deandre Joshua aged 20. Found dead in his own car, which had been torched, November 14, 2014. Gunshot wound to the head. This is the one that gets the Apefrican-American community going "Ooga-booga" the loudest, because Joshua was murdered on the night of the Ferguson chimpout itself, and had been childhood friends with one of the witnesses to the killing of Michael Brown. Never mind that this is quite possibly the most retarded motive that has been suggested for any murder ever. (Archived: 1 2)
• Shawn Gray aged 23. Went missing over Thanksgiving 2014, was found dead in the local river on December 4th. Not even the negroes have managed to think up a convincing reason that he might have been killed, and Gray himself reportedly "didn't give a fuck" about Michael Brown anyway, but that hasn't stopped them listing Gray among the BLT Killer's bodycount. (Archived: 1 2)
• Darren Seals aged 29. Like Joshua, found shot dead in his burned-out car, September 6, 2016. Had stood with Michael Brown's mother on the steps of Ferguson town hall. Apparently, negroes think that is a good reason for someone to murder him. Since Seals was also a local hip-hop celebrity, and had also survived three previous attempts to murder him, there are almost certainly several better motives available. (Archived: 1 2)

That's all there is to it. Three deaths, two of which were likely gang-related and another that was likely suicide, spread over the course of four years. If anything, these events indicate that being a BLM trouble-maker is probably a guarantee of a long and healthy life.

See also

• BLM
• Brown, Michael
• Buck, Ed - a promising lead, but the M.O. is all wrong
• Conspiracy theories
• Dead Nigger Storage
• Dindu nuffin
• Fake News
• Serial killers
• Shit noone cares about

External links

• "Who killed Darren Seals?" demands The Washington Post (Archived: 1 2)
• ZOMG another Ferguson chimper found dead. Authorities say there are no suspicious circumstances, so we can officially add him to the BLM Killer's tally. (Archived: 1 2)
• May, 2017: Eddie Crawford shoots himself in the head in the presence of two friends. Obviously, a cover-up by the KKK. HE WAS IN A MUTHAFUGGEN PHOTO! (Archived: 1 2)
• February 2018: Muhiyidin-d'Baha fatally shot by street robber. We know better, eh bruthas? HE WAS IN A MUTHFUGGEN PHOTO! (Archived: 1 2)
• Puzzling number of men tied to Ferguson protests have died

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The BLM Killer is part of a series of topics related to Black People☻