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With 2020 and 2021 being the worst years ever thanks to the Chink-19, and 2022 being the most brain-dead year, we hope 2023 will be a good one, but we can only wait and see. If you need a recap of 2022, click here.

January

"DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH"
  • Microsoft kills off support for Windows 8.1 and the Extended Security Updates for Windows 7, forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, shitty operating systems.
  • Lisa Marie Presley dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.
"Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways...
  • Logan Paul tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a NFT business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.
  • Alec Baldwin is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.
  • Google Stadia finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.
  • A 6-year-old Basketball-American child shoots up their teacher in Virginia, USA.
It's probably some kinda world record!

February

A 3.8 magnitude earthquake was also reported in Buffalo, New York.
  • A 31-year-old Basketball American celebrity from California named Berleezy (Powerword: Berlin Edmond) gets permabanned from YouTube, causing massive butthurt.
  • A stupid Chinese balloon flies over America. South Carolina shoots it down. Other words: Americans are stupid.
  • 4.5 years after XXXTentacion's death in 2018, his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a Canadian rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to LeBron James at the NBA
  • Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a Nigerian singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive lulz were sparked on social media.
  • Disney lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to shitty movies that nobody cares about.
  • Dhar Mann gets exposed for not properly paying his actors and employees.
  • Twitter fucks their site up even more by adding tweeting limits and other bullshit.
  • Linkin Park releases a new album to mark the 20th year anniversary of Meteora. The internet goes all the rage about it.
  • A big ass train in East Palestine, Ohio carrying hazardous materials derails and explodes. Which caused the Ohio River to be contaminated.
Just another average day in le epic swag state I guess.
Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known NFT aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
  • Our Discord Server got baleeted. We will be back on there eventually. Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial.
  • Nemao, a French animator who obsesses over Happy Tree Friends gets outed as a pedophile.
  • Japan finally raises the age of consent from 13 to 16.
  • Teletoon finally shuts down, it'll become the Canadian version of Cartoon Network eventually.
  • A troll is trying to wipe everything involving the obscure Japanese PC game Cookie's Bustle.
  • Dilbert's creator Scott Adams reveals himself to be a homophobic, transphobic, Trumper, resulting in his comic being discontinued on newspapers.
  • A 24-year-old Twitch streamer named Kwite (Powerword: Tyler Gadner Wirkz) gets outed for sexual assault. Never mind, yet another false allegation from an attention whore, this time from a tranny!
  • A fanbase for a shitty K-Pop band named BLACKPINK from the Philippines drops a Thai member of the group named Lisa over a fucking cake, potentially ruining her birthday and causing massive butthurt on Twitter.

March

  • Hershey's (Canada) decides to put a transgender woman in their recent ad campaign (in which it's International Womens Day), causing massive butthurt and is the result of #BoycottHersheys to be trending on Twitter.
  • Joe Biden finds himself in hot water after footage surfaced of him laughing to a mother who had her 2 sons die due to fentanyl poisoning.
HOW WAS HE EVEN ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
  • Vtuber nobody Pikamee "graduates" because she got trolled by her chat for streaming Hogwarts Legacy.
  • A Mexican kidnapping incident happens when four black people are kidnapped, two are killed.
  • The drug store Walgreen's stops selling abortion pills, causing a lot of butthurt women to rage and take to the only place of social media to start a boycott.
  • Tucker Carlson of Faux News releases more footage of the January 6 incident, which also causes it to trend yet again 2 years later.
  • A documentary of Jared Fogle from Subway is made and released, which causes Jared to trend on social media yet again.
  • The Silicon Valley Bank, the 2nd largest bank of all of America, collapses
  • It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get drunk as usual.
  • Chris-Chan gets released from jail.
  • Another attempt of a high score goes on at a school in Tennessee by some 29-year-old tranny "male" who goes by Audrey Hale (Aiden). Six people get killed.
  • The Nintendo eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
  • dropdatwat's article gets flushed from the Encyclopedia Dramatica database.
  • Donald Trump gets arrested. Good riddance.

April

  • Andrew Tate gets released from prison and is now on house arrest.
  • A 4.2 magnitude earthquake is spotted in Oklahoma.
  • A movie for a shitty game named FNAF is announced.
We're doomed.
  • Another shootout happens, this time in a bank in Louisville, Kentucky. This time 6 people get killed and 9 get injured. However this is not enough for a high score, so epic fail.
  • A huge ass fire breaks out at a recycling plant in Richmond, Indiana, which is almost near the state's border with Ohio.
  • Cartoon show The Owl House finally ends.
Thank God.
  • Some 21-year-old dumbass from the Massachusetts Air National Guard gets v& for leaking shit from the Pentagon and posting the contents on Discord.
  • Chris Tyson, a friend of MrBeast, comes out as transgender, causing massive butthurt.
  • SuperMarioLogan gets busted for falling in love with his best friend's cousin, despite the fact that he has a fucking wife and child. He even sent porn to a minor.
We got another potential EDP445 in our hands.
Shine on you crazy media troll.

May

  • A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a Chinese person responsible for blending that poor cat.
NEDM makes a sudden comeback I guess.
  • A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in Atlanta, Georgia. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.
  • Also on the subject, a 13-year-old boy (Powerword: Kosta KecmanoviΔ‡) shoots up his school in Serbia, 9 die and 7 get injured.
  • After that, a 21-year-old named UroΕ‘ BlaΕΎiΔ‡ commits a mass shooting, also in Serbia, this time 8 people (including his own sister) die and 14 get injured.

June

Being the cucks those Europeans are - they whimpered, moaned and cried trying to block him with backpacks, as he gleefully continued his spree with no guns or cops to be found.
The Industrial Revolution and its' disastrous consequences strike again...
Hey, We'd still tap it.

July

  • 3rd - Reality hits make-believe when Robert DeNiro's grandson overdoses on Fentanyl-laced pills
  • 11th - Microsoft wins against the FTC lawsuit in it's acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, causing massive butthurt from Sony fanboys.
  • 11th - Leslie Van Houten was released on parole after 53 years in prison.
  • 23rd - Elon Musk completely shits up Twitter after buyin it and changes it to X. A lot of users got confused (probably thinking Musk changed it to a porn site) and got pissed of about it.
  • 25th - Everyone's favorite Irish baldie, Sinead O'Connor dies from suicide.
  • 30th
    • Paul Reubens, better known as Pee-wee Herman, dies. The wearing of The Rose-Colored Glasses of Nostalgia has people focusing only on his comedy antics and conveniently forgetting that he was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater and later for possession of child porn.
    • Yet another Islamic suicide bombing kills 63 people with over 200 injured. Fox News reported from hell that Mohammed was "يسر، ΩˆΩ„ΩƒΩ† ΩŠΩ…ΩƒΩ† Ψ£Ω† نفعل Ω…Ψ§ Ω‡Ωˆ أفآل."

August

  • 8th - On the island of Maui, Hawaii a wildfire destroys a small time town, killing 55 93 115 people, and leaving more than a thousand missing (probably dead.)
  • 9th - Lil Tay, Internet influencer dies at 14.Pedophilic necrophiles are grabbing their shovels.
Turned out to be a hoax
  • 17th
    • IShowSpeed accidentally flashes his   over Chica from Five Nights at Freddy's during a live stream. It is said that many 12 year olds were scarred that day.
    • In Cuckombia, two earthquakes with magnitude 6.1 and 5.6 earthquake kills 2 ppl and injures 50.
  • 23rd - Yevgeny Prigozhin is killed in a plane crash, either bombed or shot down. The videos are posted online for everyone's personal entertainment.
  • 24th - Japan dumps a good piece of radioactive waste into the Pacific.
  • 25th - Donald Trump surrenders, becoming the first US president ever arrested. kek.
  • 26th - Bob Barker of "The Price Is Right" fame and supplier of gaol-ware dies, aged 99.
  • 27th - In Jacksonville, Florida, another white Nazi supremacist (Ryan Christopher Palmeter) starts a shooting killing 3 before an hero.
  • 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead
  • 31st - In Johannesburg, South Africa, 77 immigrants are cleaned off the street in an abandoned building after being burnt to a crisp. 88 others were injured. Apparently being one of the "deadliest fires in South African history."

September

  • 1st - Jimmy Buffett, self proclaimed leader of the dope smoking, alcoholic beach bum lifestyle is finally dead.
  • 5th
    • Gary Wright, known for the pretty cool 1970s song Dream Weaver gets to find out if Nihilism or God is the right answer.
    • Mother Nature is pissed and spawns storm Daniel in Greece, pwning at least 4.
  • 8th - A magnitude 6.8 earthquake strikes Morocco banning at least 1000 2300 ppl.
  • 10th - Daniel storm continues to pwn at least 5100 19,000 NPCs in Lybia. There are also 10,100+ missing probably dead NPCs. Daniel passed on the 12th.
  • 12th - Apple unveils the iPhone X v5.0, which finally gets rid of their crappy cables and starts using completely revolutionary USB-C.
  • 13th
    • An apartment stir-fries 56 people to death in a Vietnam suburb.
    • A 100 trillion year old paper-mache alien is revealed to the surprised spic public, despite it being made by the same faggots that fabricated another debunked alien stunt.
  • 18th
    • In Peru, a coach car falls into a ravine and pwns 24 people.
    • A 5.1 earthquake hits a Tuscany village in Italy killing a single person and another one was injuried
  • 21st - A romanian gas pipeline sudenly explodes killing 4 and injuring 5
  • 23rd
    • A car bomb (probably from Al-Shabab) explodes at a checkpoint in Beledweyne, Somalia, killing at least 30 people.
    • In Benin, an illegal fuel depot explodes epicly sending 35 NPCs to the lobby and only 12 have sustained serious injuries.
  • 25th
    • In Nagorno-Karabaq, a explosion at a fuel warehouse kills at least 20 ppl and leaves other 290 injuried
    • Also in Iraq, after glowing up the fireworks in a wedding, starts a mass fire and kills about 114 people including the husband and the wife
  • 27th - A new challenger appears!!!!, shot 3 people in a bar in Sweden.
    • A new challenger appears (again)!!! Fouad L, shot 3 people dead and burned the Rotterdam hospital.
    • Some gangsters planted a bomb on a eldery's house and killed her. This happened in Sweden again.
  • 28th
    • Again, Pakistan experience another bombing, this time killing 57 ppl.
    • Some troublemaker teen cuts the Sycamore Gap and gots V& for being a massive idiot.
  • 29th
    • In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
    • Ethan Crumbley, the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prision without parole. We hope you share your bunk with Bubba!!!.
    • Al Shabaab does it again (suicide bombing) and kills 11 NPCs and injures 18

October

  • 1st - In Spain, a murcian nightclub torches and at least 13 people are carbonized to death.
  • 3rd
    • A 14 year old thai boy kills 3 people in a Bangkok mall before getting V&.
    • In Venezia, Italy, a bus fall ends up banning 21 people.
    • A fuel Depot in Nigeria explodes pwning 18 ppl yo death
    • Famous idiot IShowSpeed almost an heroes on livestream by doing a science experiment
  • 4th
    • The host of the 2030 World Cup is officially confirmed: Spain, Portugal and Morocco with Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay playing their ceremonial matches in their home countries with Chile being left out
    • Mother nature destroys the world again (this time in India) and pwns 74 NPCs with flash floods
  • 5th
    • Ruskie bombs a little town in Ukraine and pwns at least 51 people.
    • Also, in Syria a bomb explodes in a military ceremony and kills about 112 troops.
  • 6th
    • A bus carrying migrants from Venezuela crashes in Oaxaca, Mexico, pwning 17 ppl
    • Israel for 1000th time declares war to Palestine
  • 7th
    • In Afghanistan, two 6.3 earthquakes kills 15 350 ppl.
    • Hamas, wents amok in a kike music festival and bans out more than 260 ppl.
  • 8th
    • Notorious landslides in the capital of Cameroon kills 27 people.
    • Also another challenger appears killing 3 and injuring 1 before being taking into custody.
  • 9th - Tatmadaw launches a bomb in a IDP camp and kills 29 people.
  • 11th - A 19 year old spanish girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked his naked corpse for teh lulz
  • 13 th - A chechen hobo wents NBK and pwns 1 teacher and wounded 3 other staff before being arrested.
  • 14th -A internet sissy fight between SSSniperWolf and Jacksfilms escalates into a new level after she showed up to his house and revealed his dox to the public, causing insurmountable amounts of lulz
  • 16th - Tunisian played high score and killed 2 swedes and injuried a taxi driver before making a video about hating on swedish coran burning. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later.
  • 17 th
    • A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and 600 ppl got BANNED.
    • Some mudslims in different countries Went amok and shitted up some embassies. Also Lebanon ppl shitted yo the US embasy
  • 18th - A man rans over Pepperdine University students killing 4 and injuring 2. Sadly, wasn't at university.
  • 22nd - A boat fulfill of niggers capsized and sunk on Congo river killing about 30.
  • 23rd - A train crash on Bangladesh leaves 17 dead
  • 25th - A man (Robert Card) went amok in a city in Maine, killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new high score of the year.
  • 27th - Robert Card, the man behind Lewiston shootings, is found an heroed in the nearby woods of Lisbon.
  • 28th - A mine in Kazakhstan burns and 27 people are torched to death.
  • 29th -2023 Halloween shooting, After Robbie's Lulzfest, another man as the name of Tyrell Stephen Phillips, pwns 2 ppl and wounds 18 others in a fight.
  • 31st - IT IS HALLOWEEN, MY DUDES!!!

November

  • 3rd
    • A drug rehabilitation centre in Iran is torched and 32 people are burned to death. Other 16 survived.
    • In Nepal, a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
  • 4th - The Israel military, sends bombs to a school and a hospital, killing 17 people and wounding 70.
  • 6th - Africa's horn, gets foolded and at least 40 people are killed.
  • 9th - Omegle is taken out back and shot. Motive: pedophiles
  • 10th - In Iceland, a crappy 5.0 earthuquake spawns 22.000 tremors. Did shit, spawned a volcano eruption warning on the nearby town and nobody cared on the EU.
  • 11 th - Spic police arrests over 121 ppl for ilegal possesing of 500 Terabytes of cp.Good luck with bubba's pranks!!!
  • 15th - An indian bus falls over a cliff and 37 NPCs were crushed to death.
  • 16th - A office building in China burns spontaneity and 26 people died.

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