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[[Image:JamesWatson.jpg|thumb|right|Notice his rape model. The White spheres represent niggas, while the red spheres represent White women.]]
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'''James Watson''' is the name of a prominent [[Nigger|Black person]] [[scientist]] that [[you]] may know from your [[school|high school]] biology class as the man who, along with [[acid]] fiend Francis Crick, discovered the structure of DNA, winning him the 1962 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.  However, [[shit nobody cares about|nobody really gives a shit]] about this, and Watson's most important work is actually very recent. After many frustrating years of research, James Watson successfully proved the link between [[Black People]] and [[stupid|a general lack of intelligence]].
'''James Watson''' is the name of a prominent [[Shit that will never happen|nigger scientist]] that [[you]] may know from your [[school|high school]] biology class as the man who, along with [[acid]] fiend Francis Crick, discovered the structure of DNA (using data he jewed from Rosalind Franklin) winning him the 1962 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.  However, [[shit nobody cares about|nobody really gives a shit]] about this, and Watson's most important work is actually very recent. After many frustrating years of research, James Watson successfully proved the link between [[Black People]] and [[stupid|a general lack of intelligence]].


==Prospect of Africa==
==Prospect of Africa==
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[[Image:Kramer niggers.jpg|thumb|right|Watson made some [[Kramer|new friends]] through all this.]]
[[Image:Kramer niggers.jpg|thumb|right|Watson made some [[Kramer|new friends]] through all this.]]


The black community instinctively became so angered that they caused the rest of the white scientists around them to become so as well. Remember, your average laboratory has one black scientist for every ~10,000 white scientists. Using their [[Drugs|voodoo-hypnosis]] techniques, the black scientists were able to convince the other scientists to ban Watson from signing books, and from talking at the London Science Museum.
The black community instinctively became so [[Chimpout|angered]] that they caused the rest of the white scientists around them to become so as well. Remember, your average laboratory has one black scientist for every ~10,000 white scientists. Using their [[Drugs|voodoo-hypnosis]] techniques, the black scientists were able to convince the other scientists to ban Watson from signing books, and from talking at the London Science Museum.


Not only was the black man's voodoo magic good enough to convince all the other scientists that Watson is wrong, but it was even [[Troll's remorse|able to convince Watson himself that he was wrong]].
Not only was the black man's voodoo magic good enough to convince all the other scientists that Watson is wrong, but it was even [[Troll's remorse|able to convince Watson himself that he was wrong]].


{{Quote|I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said.|James Watson|color=silver|size=360%}}
{{Quote|[[IDIFTL|I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said.]]|James Watson|color=silver|size=360%}}


==Mr. Watson has the last laugh==  
==Mr. Watson has the last laugh==  

Latest revision as of 17:43, 6 February 2019

Notice his rape model. The White spheres represent niggas, while the red spheres represent White women.

James Watson is the name of a prominent nigger scientist that you may know from your high school biology class as the man who, along with acid fiend Francis Crick, discovered the structure of DNA (using data he jewed from Rosalind Franklin) winning him the 1962 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. However, nobody really gives a shit about this, and Watson's most important work is actually very recent. After many frustrating years of research, James Watson successfully proved the link between Black People and a general lack of intelligence.

Prospect of Africa

When determining what races are smartest, most scientists overlook pictures of Africa.

For years, thanks to some human rights activist in the sixties, everyone has believed that the intelligence of Africans was the same as the rest of the world. Watson, however, became the first person to show scientific evidence that black people are actually less intelligent than white people. It only took a genetic biologist to finally state this obvious fact.

 
 
One of the world's most eminent scientists was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were less intelligent than white people and the idea that "equal powers of reason" were shared across racial groups was a delusion. James Watson, a Nobel Prize winner for his part in the unraveling of DNA who now runs one of America's leading scientific research institutions, drew widespread condemnation for comments he made ahead of his arrival in Britain today for a speaking tour at venues including the Science Museum in London. The 79-year-old geneticist reopened the explosive debate about race and science in a newspaper interview in which he said Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when "testing" suggested the contrary... Dr Watson told The Sunday Times that he was "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really". He said there was a natural desire that all human beings should be equal but "people who have to deal with black employees find this not true."
 

 

The UK Independent

Watson made some new friends through all this.

The black community instinctively became so angered that they caused the rest of the white scientists around them to become so as well. Remember, your average laboratory has one black scientist for every ~10,000 white scientists. Using their voodoo-hypnosis techniques, the black scientists were able to convince the other scientists to ban Watson from signing books, and from talking at the London Science Museum.

Not only was the black man's voodoo magic good enough to convince all the other scientists that Watson is wrong, but it was even able to convince Watson himself that he was wrong.


   
 
I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said.
 

 
 

—James Watson

Mr. Watson has the last laugh

The fight wasn't over yet. Watson got the better of all the smart white folks by revealing that he was himself black and had DNA tests to prove it[1]. Forced to accept that Watson knew what he was talking about, the scientific community agreed that he had conclusively proven that niggers are indeed not so bright.

Black Employees

As well as finding the link between stupidity and Africa, Watson was also able to link this claim to black employees being much less intelligent when compared to white employees. This all goes with what his new "Genetic Inferiority Theory" states.

Other Scientific Discoveries

He found the gay gene, too

Along with his theories on black inferiority, Watson has made some other groundbreaking scientific discoveries, including his work on isolating the gene that controls homosexuality, in order for him to pass a law that would make abortion legal for women whose babies are found to contain this gene.

He also discovered that blacks are more likely to commit rape. This theory is based off personal experience and the work of fellow scientist Captain Obvious.

Some of his current projects include an experiment which may discover the link between fat people and laziness.


   
 
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
 

 
 

—James Watson

Recently, Watson gained the support of mouth breathers everywhere when he discovered that fellow scientist Rosalind Franklin was one of them.[[2]]


   
 
I think she was partially autistic...There is probably no other explanation for Rosalind's behaviour.
 

 
 

—Nigger-boy, explaining why the bitch totally deserved it when he mugged her and reaped her research.

Because of their talent for missing the point viewing things from a unique perspective, all Asspies now love Watson for allowing another famous dead scientist to join their circle jerk.


   
 
I suspect that is probably the most insightful thing that Watson ever said about Franklin...

...it would put her in good company among scientists (Newton and Einstein for example)
 


 
 

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