Nancybratt

This is Nancybratt, a perfectly healthy 40-something-year-old.

This is Skeletor. Learn the difference, it could save your life.

Nancy Kelly (also known as Nancybratt, Nanny and Thebratt72) is an "anorexic" attention whore and former Ogrish.com user from the backwoods of Redneckistan who has been "terminally ill" for nearly a decade – A fact that she's used to scam people into paying for such necessities as a life-saving operation for her dog (who turned out to not even need an operation), a "final" vacation at the beach with her family and a fucking Nintendo Wii. She also harbours a deeply disturbing obsession with Judith Eva Barsi – a child actress who was brutally murdered in the late 1980s.

Nancy Kelly can usually be found leaving virtual flowers on memorial pages for recently-deceased individuals (usually little girls) in the hope that people will notice her profound acts of kindness. In reality, Nancy Kelly's acts of kindness are merely a charade designed to bring attention to herself, and she actually has about as much respect for the dead as the average necrophiliac.

Nancy's Rape Tales

Artist's rendering of Nancy's creepy paedophile uncle.

Nancy has accused her uncle of rape and accused her parents of allowing it to happen. See here for the full version.

	“	My childhood was not easy. My childhood was not beautiful and picturesque. It was nothing but. I cant count on my hands how many times I have suffered from sexual abuse. I just know that I know and can see things that I probably shouldnt know about. And even tho my rape years back, I still see myself as a virgin. I dont talk much of that rape. Nor will I. Because the large part of me tells me that I was an adult. I should have fought back. I hsould have done soemthing. "He was drunk" she says. And to that, it should solve the case and I should be just fine. Because when your drunk and you do something, it doesnt matter. So it doesnt count. Tell that to the scars on my arms and legs. Tell that to my brother who suffered the same fate on that night years back. And then you wonder why I am so messed up. Why I have accomplished nothing but a severe Eating disroder that is now a life threatening illness. Now you wonder why I want to die. Now you know why its so hard for me to let someone in. Now you know. Now you know why at 9 years old, I was violated and had my innocence stolen from me. I am telling you this because I want YOU to know that you are not alone in any of this fight you are taking on. You are NOT alone!! EVen tho I felt alone, I still had my big sister helpign me change and do my laundry. She never told, and I never spoke up. Its soemthing my parents beleive I grew out of. When in reality it continuted nonetheless. It continued until I was 14 years old	„
	—Nancy, on her alleged rape at the hands of her uncle

Cool story sis. But it doesn't end there! She has also accused her best friend's brother of rape! Here's the juicy part of her poorly written rape fantasy about her friend's 16 year old brother, you can read the full version here.

	“	I remember sitting next to Nichole burning marshmellows and it was time to go. And then it happened. At 11 years old, no one , but a boy alone should not have seen what I was forced to see then and there. As we pakced up everything to head home, he pulled out his PENIS and peed all over the fire to put it out and then peed a little in my and Nicholes direction. And what got me was because she was unphased by it all. It didnt bother her. She just laughed. I felt like I was goin gto puke I remember thinking "I shouldnt be seeing this." I remember wondering what on earth he was doing and it made me want to throw up. The fear of it all came boiling to the top of me that I knew I was about to break. I had never really seen a grown mans penis, and I knew, I knew so deep within me that this was wrong. "Do you like it?" hea sked, "This is a man." That night, we had to choose where we would sleep. I usually slept on her bunkbed with her, so why would tonight be so different? I can remember her brother(whose name I blocked out) wanted to sleep on the top bunk in her room and no matter how mad she got, he would still antagonize her and tell her he had the top bunk. I wanted then, to sleep with Nichole, but she didnt want to share a bed. She would not scoot over or allow me in. I didnt understand. He had his own room, but still there was "no other place for him to sleep" I remember him patting the side next to him on the bed....I thought he was teasing. I dont know why I didnt pick the floor. I was made to sleep in the top bunk with her brother. I can remember the decorations on the ceiling, and I can remember going to taht ceiling and memorizing everything about it. The ceiling design was beautiful, with blue and pink swirls that looked like stars, there were designs that looked like shooting stars, I dont remember their color, but I memorized that ceiling that night. It was the only thing I knew how to do. He then snuggled close to me and I felt him. :0( I felt him and he asked if I had ever had sex. I was 11 f*cking years old!!!!! Who at 11 has had sex?? I wanted to scream for my Mom or Dad so badly and I was so upset that I wanted to tell his parents. But he said I was a nuiscance and that was asking for the belt. He said I already caused problems because I told about the priker bush, so I needed to quite acting like a damn baby. So I quieted down...now I know a lot happened that night. I can remember "blacking out", I think I know what happneed to me, but I would rather not know for sure. I'd rather not know. I didnt scream. What would that have accomplished? Even when he told me I was making him "hard". God, this is so friggin hard for me to share. I am ashamed, appalled and feel so guilty. I feel dirty, gross and used. I feel fat, duscusting and useless.	„
	—Nancy Kelly, lying about being raped

Nancy Kelly Let a Deranged Hungarian Murder His Family in 1988

"Nanny let daddy murder me! Yep yep yep!"

Father of the Year 1988

An alleged photo of Judith after being murdered by daddy.

Judith Eva Barsi was the child actress who voiced Ducky in the original Land Before Time and Anne Marie in All Dogs Go to Heaven before being brutally murdered by her daddy on July 25th, 1988. Nancy Kelly has repeatedly claimed to have been Judith's "nanny" and "tutor" during the final year of her short, short life – A dubious claim that sets off bullshit detectors in outer space.

	“	She or used to claim (maybe still does) to have been a nanny for Judith Barsi, a child actress who was murdered in the 80s. That always came across as creepy to me, and also as complete BS.	„
	—Sceptic, being a sceptic

Considering the fact that Nancy herself would have only been 15-16 years old during the final year of Judith's life, it's very safe to say that Nancy was never Judith's nanny and probably never even knew Judith at all. It is most likely that Nancy actually found out about Judith while browsing TOW or Find A Grave in the early 2000s. Her reason for choosing to latch onto Judith being the fact that noone would be able to question her lies if she made them about a dead girl whose parents were both dead and who had no other relatives in the Jewnited States.

Quotes

Quotes from Nancypants     “   Anorexia does NOT define me.   „     —From a looooooong post about her anorexia     “   I AM ALSO PAYING PREMIUM. If you cant fix it, give me my damn money back!!!!   „     —It wasn't your money to begin with, cunt.     “   I can relate to your friend. I have a very violent childhood with sexual and physical and emotional abuse. I woudlnt even know where to start.   „     —At least your daddy didn't murder you     “   Germany was my favorite place in the world.   „     —SIEG HEIL!     “   My sister got really sick yesterday after eating some KFC. She spent some time in the ER getting hydration as she was VERY dehydrated and needed her electrolytes to go back up. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet. I will update more later. Please pray m y sister feels better and that she is able to come by tomorrow to say goodbye to me and give Mom her birthday present. I love you sis   „     —Isn't this the same sister who horribly abused her daughter?     “   I cant believe she tricked all of those loving people into what she did. It didnt even seem like she was sorry or taking responsibility. This makes me angry because this takes us away from those who truly need our thoughts and prayers. Is there ANY kind of punishment she will get??? She hurt a LOT of people.   „     —Nancy, condemning the actions of a woman who lied about having cancer Previous Quote | Next Quote

Quotes from Other Schmucks     “   why don’t they take some of that money and get her some teeth? snaggletooth old hag is still alive and it’s 2010 get the fuck out of here! she more healthy than most of people i know. she needs teeth not the ocean not only that but she’s about one of the fattest anorexics on the web. i don’t see where she’s thin, shes chubby! she need to get her fat ass a job stop living off donation   „     —AdolfKitler     “   I do remote healing on people and have had great success in relieving pain for people... please contact me via private message if you want me to do this for you!   „     —YouareNOTAnorexic_stopfakingit, offering their services to Nancy     “   At least you can still poop without a tube in your ass.   „     —NancyBratt Previous Quote | Next Quote

See Also

• Munchausen Syndrome
• Pro-Ana

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