Coolest Monkey in the Jungle
Coolest Monkey in the Jungle (Powerword: Liam Mango) is a 5-year-old black child model from Stockholm, Sweden, whose family became the latest victim of angry white Americunt libturds and SJW feminazis after he modeled a kewl green hoodie with the text "Coolest Monkey in the Jungle" for H&M clothing's online store in January of 2018.
Believing that black people look like monkeys, the usual upper-middle-class white liberal millennials in the social justice realm immediately realized that the hoodie was highly problematic and began bitching at H&M with their usual unintelligible babble about "racism" that didn't actually exist. Wanting to avoid being brutally lynched like a nigger in the 1800s, H&M quickly caved into the demands of the social justice terrorists and removed the hoodie and the ad for it from their site.
Unfortunately for liberal whitey, a strong woman of colour would soon stand up to inform them that they are all fucking retarded. Enter Terry Mango, the mother of Liam Mango and the most uncucked and redpilled person in all of Sweden. Terry informed the buttmad SJW crybabies of the internet that she had let her son model the hoodie and that black children are allowed to like monkeys just like white children are allowed to like never getting laid and shooting up their school.
As you'd probably expect in THE CURRENT YEAR, this led to Terry being attacked by utterly retarded lefty crackers who believe that the best way to bring about racial equality for blacks is to harass a black woman for being a white-supremacy-enabling Aunt Jemima who disagrees with the holy wisdom of the almighty hivemind. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
The Hurtest Butts in The Western World
—DanielShalomJNR, not knowing what George Soros wants him to do | ||
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